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Old 03-20-2011, 05:31 PM   #3441
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None. Your logic is flawed.

How many rotations of a drill does it take to get to the centre of a pimp?

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Old 03-20-2011, 05:46 PM   #3442
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With a 2600RPM corded drill you can get for ~$15USD, it takes about 30 seconds so...approximately 1300 revolutions.

How many anvils dumped from an overpass does it take to demolish a firetruck?


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Old 03-20-2011, 05:59 PM   #3443
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Just one, if you aim it correctly. Momentum will do the rest.

How do I stop idiots from becoming popular?

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Old 03-20-2011, 10:34 PM   #3444
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Don't see how you could, when opinions from other people can vary.








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Old 03-20-2011, 10:36 PM   #3445
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One will do.

What's a good reason, beyond entertainment, to microwave a light bulb?

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Old 03-21-2011, 10:16 PM   #3446
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Observation of discharge phenomenon. Even if you don't believe in God, it's one of the prettiest most awesome creations you could ever witness.

Is there ever a good reason to make your own M.U.G.E.N. characters?


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Old 03-23-2011, 08:54 AM   #3447
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Only if Jules Winnfield starts threatening you with his shepard talk if you won't do it.

Is there ever a good reason not to?


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Old 03-27-2011, 11:41 AM   #3448
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There is always a reason for everything.

(I'm sorry, I just feel sadistic today.)
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Old 03-31-2011, 02:34 PM   #3449
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Because I can't help you with your delusions of grandeur, I'm suffering from my own right now; sorry.






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Old 03-31-2011, 03:00 PM   #3450
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Only if his mind came in a jar called abnormal (or as Igor read it..... abby normal).

Can a harem of femi-nazis ever really be a good thing?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 04-02-2011, 12:13 PM   #3451
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Only if you threw some tupperware in their harem. They seem to clam down after that and go into a trance or something. Rush would be amazed.






What if we were to introduce a big smelly Sasquatch into their harem, would they start messin' with Sasquatch?


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Old 04-05-2011, 05:39 PM   #3452
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No, sasquatch would start messin' with them.

If it's a monster and you have a hold of a purple "toy" from GTA san andreas, what time will the spaghetti be ready for Luigi to F***?


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Old 04-05-2011, 08:18 PM   #3453
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When you find Duke Nukem's Balls of Steel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAvt9...eature=related

How do Mario and Luigi like to f*** their spaghetti?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-06-2011, 02:56 AM   #3454
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Like a boss.

If sharp objects are for play and trashcans are for safety, blue is to a street as Butt-Head's mom is to which odd substance?


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Old 04-29-2011, 11:49 PM   #3455
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Well I'm gonna go with Assphalt on this one, otherwise I have no freakin' idea.







If someone actually knocked you into next week, would you see that ahead of time?


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Old 04-30-2011, 12:30 AM   #3456
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Not unless you booked a return flight.

If Elizabeth II is the Queen of England, then what in the hell is Elton John?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-01-2011, 11:12 PM   #3457
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He's the Liberace of Rock N Roll!







How in the hell do you get to the ends of the earth if there is no beginning?


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Old 05-01-2011, 11:25 PM   #3458
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By making a beginning.

If I did this, where would the other gate end up?

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Old 05-29-2011, 03:18 PM   #3459
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In the gigantic galactic garbage disposal.

If Beavis was your roommate, how would you know if there was anything good on TV without being in the same room?


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Old 06-08-2011, 01:47 AM   #3460
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Not a problem, watching Beavis would be all the entertainment I would need. A few practical jokes on him wouldn't be a bad idea either.







If I was to dig through the earth, to get to China, would I save myself a round trip?


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Old 06-08-2011, 10:10 AM   #3461
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No. You'd be dead.

Is it really that hard to figure out?

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Old 06-08-2011, 07:22 PM   #3462
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No. I just get drunk, it walks on all fours and umm...yeah.

What does the sith emperor look like?


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Old 07-04-2011, 07:58 AM   #3463
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He wears a hooded cloak, nothing else matters.

How does eating birds keep Captain Planet from craving human flesh?

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Old 07-04-2011, 11:38 AM   #3464
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Because birds taste good.

If you mate a pit bull with a ****su will you get a bullsh**.


(i may have asked that one already)
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Old 07-04-2011, 03:22 PM   #3465
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According the Harry Dunn, yes.

Why does the monkey army hate both wealthy capitalists AND communists?


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Old 07-04-2011, 05:23 PM   #3466
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Because they're indiscriminate in who they hate.

PS: This is where my question came from:
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Is this monkey army a serious threat?

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Old 07-06-2011, 03:37 AM   #3467
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That has yet to be determined: the content of my YT channel (though in its seemingly endless state of writer's block) is supposed to have something on that. (I mean I started saying it and using it here on LF, I pretty much came up with it so...yeah)

Is anyone going to recruit a mando on TOR?


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Old 07-06-2011, 06:17 AM   #3468
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Canderous Ordo is.

Is trepanning fun to perform?


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Old 07-07-2011, 04:00 PM   #3469
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Depends on the purpose and the patient.

Where is the tourettes guy?


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Old 07-13-2011, 06:10 PM   #3470
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Wherever he shouldn't be.

Is it better to do the right thing for the wrong reasons, or the wrong thing for the right reasons?

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Old 07-13-2011, 09:17 PM   #3471
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Neither. It's better to do the wrong thing for no reason.

Is scaring the hell out of robots really a good thing to do?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 07-14-2011, 03:27 AM   #3472
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Neutral: I don't think it matters much at this point because they are not yet advanced enough to be able to react like that.

Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat, and hid my keys?! (Hint: It's a reference to some guy named "Danny" who died in 2007 iirc)


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Old 07-14-2011, 06:15 PM   #3473
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I didn't get his name. Plausible deniability and all.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Old 07-14-2011, 08:10 PM   #3474
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Umm, snuggie because your dog needs to look like a douchebag too.

(BTW that was a Tourettes guy reference I made but I wager you probably wouldn't watch someone who has obvious mental disabilities and a tick that causes him to randomly blurt and scream stupid stuff--75% of which contain obscenities.)

Who's hating on the ninja turtles?


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Old 07-22-2011, 08:09 AM   #3475
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The usual haters.

Is a fire alarm on fire alarming enough to say it still technically works?

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Old 07-22-2011, 12:18 PM   #3476
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Yes, because it's really buzzing it's ass off by then.




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Old 07-23-2011, 11:23 PM   #3477
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By not listening to them.

How well can you recharge batteries by microwaving them?

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Old 07-24-2011, 12:00 AM   #3478
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You mean before they explode? Well done, I suppose.





Why is Captain America a Captain, shouldn't he be a General instead?


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Old 07-24-2011, 07:53 PM   #3479
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The same reason General Grievous was not called cyborg murderer.

Where did Beavis go?


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Old 07-24-2011, 08:34 PM   #3480
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His butt headed off into space with an assist from Red Foreman.

Why did GTA go play in traffic, when instead he could have had fun in a town full of vice?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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