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07-25-2011, 01:37 AM
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#3481
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,095
Current Game: the villain
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Destroying vehicles of course.
Why is Totenkopf continuing to be so paranoid?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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07-25-2011, 10:10 AM
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#3482
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
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U don't need to know. 
Why is GTA so paranoid about paranoia?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-25-2011, 03:47 PM
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#3483
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,095
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Actually it's amusement. 
Were you the one that stole over $500 with of $*** from tourettes guy's place?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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07-26-2011, 04:15 AM
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#3484
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Forumite
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: DisneyLand
Posts: 682
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I didn't know his $*** was worth over $500. He must crap out some really gold poopys.
Why is the #2 pencil so popular, whatever happened to #1 pencil?
SITH HAPPENS
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07-26-2011, 04:31 AM
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#3485
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,095
Current Game: the villain
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Just use a #22 pencil instead.
Are you this way by choice or should I blame your parents?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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07-27-2011, 02:05 AM
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#3486
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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I blame your parents.
Can M r. T really hack a night-elf mohawk into WoW?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-27-2011, 02:35 PM
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#3487
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
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Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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Yes, but it would cause the server to burst into flames out of sheer awesomeness.
Is Dead the new Alive?
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07-27-2011, 03:29 PM
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#3488
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Forumite
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: DisneyLand
Posts: 682
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It is if your a Necromonger, they love the dead because as a Necromonger "you keep what you kill".
How does one really expect the unexpected without expecting it?
SITH HAPPENS
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07-28-2011, 06:23 PM
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#3489
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
Posts: 3,852
Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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By expecting nothing, because nothing is really unexpected.
Is it true that hipsters can turn back death simply by claiming that dying is too mainstream?
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07-29-2011, 06:56 AM
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#3490
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,095
Current Game: the villain
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Indeterminate: Only the Grimm Reaper knows that one for sure. If along with that idea is a certain lifestyle and attitude of a youthful sort, one may allay the death watch ticking down but ultimately death is inevitable.
Would I make a good mandalorian?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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07-29-2011, 10:23 AM
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#3491
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
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Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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No. With Mandalorians, everything is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
What exactly are the Avengers avenging?
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07-29-2011, 05:49 PM
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#3492
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The New Leader
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Connecticut, U.S.A.
Posts: 553
Current Game: DJ Starscream
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Your Answer
What's the Justice League's jurisdiction?
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Originally Posted by HockeyGoalie35
I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
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07-29-2011, 10:51 PM
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#3493
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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pointless answer
When is a cigar merely a cigar?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-30-2011, 01:19 AM
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#3494
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
Posts: 3,852
Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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Never.
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You'd be surprised at how little that helped.
How alarming is a fire alarm on fire?
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08-01-2011, 05:21 PM
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#3495
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,095
Current Game: the villain
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Depends on person and circumstances, some it would be frightening others, not so much.
What color is a silver rat?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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08-01-2011, 05:29 PM
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#3496
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
Posts: 3,852
Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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Plaid.
When you really think about it, isn't everything natural?
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08-01-2011, 06:15 PM
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#3497
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Posts: 4,724
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Instupidably.
Who's naturally natural?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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08-02-2011, 11:13 AM
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#3498
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The New Leader
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Connecticut, U.S.A.
Posts: 553
Current Game: DJ Starscream
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Everyone
Who wins a poke war?
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Originally Posted by HockeyGoalie35
I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
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08-02-2011, 11:15 AM
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#3499
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
Posts: 3,852
Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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Poker players.
Who brings a spoon to a fork fight?
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08-02-2011, 11:46 AM
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#3500
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
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Spork, naturally.
What would a world run by Beavis and Butthead look like?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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08-02-2011, 12:19 PM
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#3501
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
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Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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Naples, Italy.
How do make a combustible lemon?
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08-02-2011, 01:34 PM
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#3502
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English spoken in What
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Already been done. Two words: Ford Pinto. 
What if Cmdr Shephard were actually a Krogan?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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08-02-2011, 01:47 PM
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#3503
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
Posts: 3,852
Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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Then he'd probably have a more Krogan sounding name.
What if for Mass Effect 3, BioWare decided to replace Jennifer Hale as FemShep with the worst voice actress in Canada?
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08-02-2011, 10:33 PM
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#3504
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Earth (Fight for her)
Posts: 383
Current Game: Natural Selection 2
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What do you mean , "What if," haven't you heard the latest news? Not that you should believe everything that you see on the internet, mind you. (Sorry 'bout that, I couldn't resist.)
Do you ever get the feeling that nobody in your party (or the whole universe, for that matter) ever actually bothered to learn your first name?
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08-02-2011, 10:45 PM
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#3505
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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Yes, but it only bothered me with Liara and Tali. Guess why.
Is the euphemism "I have an appointment with Doctor Unk." too easy to figure out?
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08-02-2011, 10:51 PM
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#3506
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Earth (Fight for her)
Posts: 383
Current Game: Natural Selection 2
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Um... huh? I'm having trouble figuring that out! 
If nine out of ten small countries choose American Defense (or Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingreediant - Fradulin), which country chose the knock-off and why?
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08-02-2011, 11:02 PM
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#3507
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
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Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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Jiffylubistan, because not choosing the knock-off is too mainstream.
@Ulmont: Doctor Unk -> Dr. Unk -> Drunk
That wasn't a serious question, was it?
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08-02-2011, 11:18 PM
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#3508
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
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No, it wasn't.
What is the worst place to take someone on the third date?
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08-02-2011, 11:51 PM
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#3509
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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A garbage dump.
How Epic is "Too Epic"?
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08-03-2011, 12:55 AM
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#3510
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Too epic.
What if robots won't give us 6 extra seconds of cooperation?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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08-03-2011, 01:39 AM
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#3511
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Current Game: Natural Selection 2
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Then we'll use the same technology we've been using on them for decades. 'Scares the hell out of them.
What would you do if you were attacked by a pole bearer mounted on a polar bear?
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08-06-2011, 07:43 PM
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#3512
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Rookie
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: The United States of America
Posts: 178
Current Game: Life
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Ill ninja kick its f***in guts out, beeyach
What if you were hit in the head by an axe giving out hugs?
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08-06-2011, 08:37 PM
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#3513
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Current Game: Natural Selection 2
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Depends on the axe.
You ever wonder why we're here?
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08-07-2011, 08:56 AM
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#3514
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The New Leader
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Connecticut, U.S.A.
Posts: 553
Current Game: DJ Starscream
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^God likes to **** with us
What's an Iphone with Android software?
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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
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08-07-2011, 09:26 AM
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Broken.
What's a non-Apple phone running iOS?
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08-07-2011, 10:46 PM
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#3516
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The New Leader
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Connecticut, U.S.A.
Posts: 553
Current Game: DJ Starscream
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Impossible
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Nope. Ive done it before 
http://www.idroidproject.org/
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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
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Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. " |
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08-08-2011, 07:40 AM
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#3517
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Rookie
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: The United States of America
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Current Game: Life
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What would you do if my secret armory of high tech robots break out and destroy the world, but take the death star from area 51 and use it to rule the galaxy, and you were the only survivor?(along with your pet cockroach, jimmy)
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08-08-2011, 03:15 PM
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#3518
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The Club
Posts: 1,631
Current Game: The Game
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Restart the human race with your mom.
Where does GTA currently have his foot?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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08-09-2011, 12:11 AM
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#3519
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Current Game: Natural Selection 2
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Somewhere between your cecum and your anal canal.
If you kill a ghost, does it come back as a ghost of a ghost?
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08-09-2011, 04:27 PM
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#3520
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Kill it again. We need to go deeper.
If you kill a meme, what does it come back as?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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