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Old 07-25-2011, 01:37 AM   #3481
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Old 07-25-2011, 10:10 AM   #3482
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U don't need to know.

Why is GTA so paranoid about paranoia?


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Old 07-25-2011, 03:47 PM   #3483
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^^^Actually it's amusement.

Were you the one that stole over $500 with of $*** from tourettes guy's place?


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Old 07-26-2011, 04:15 AM   #3484
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I didn't know his $*** was worth over $500. He must crap out some really gold poopys.




Why is the #2 pencil so popular, whatever happened to #1 pencil?


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Old 07-26-2011, 04:31 AM   #3485
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Just use a #22 pencil instead.


Are you this way by choice or should I blame your parents?


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Old 07-27-2011, 02:05 AM   #3486
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I blame your parents.

Can M r. T really hack a night-elf mohawk into WoW?


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Old 07-27-2011, 02:35 PM   #3487
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Yes, but it would cause the server to burst into flames out of sheer awesomeness.

Is Dead the new Alive?

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Old 07-27-2011, 03:29 PM   #3488
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It is if your a Necromonger, they love the dead because as a Necromonger "you keep what you kill".





How does one really expect the unexpected without expecting it?


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Old 07-28-2011, 06:23 PM   #3489
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By expecting nothing, because nothing is really unexpected.

Is it true that hipsters can turn back death simply by claiming that dying is too mainstream?

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Old 07-29-2011, 06:56 AM   #3490
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Indeterminate: Only the Grimm Reaper knows that one for sure. If along with that idea is a certain lifestyle and attitude of a youthful sort, one may allay the death watch ticking down but ultimately death is inevitable.

Would I make a good mandalorian?


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Old 07-29-2011, 10:23 AM   #3491
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No. With Mandalorians, everything is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

What exactly are the Avengers avenging?

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Old 07-29-2011, 05:49 PM   #3492
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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.

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Old 07-29-2011, 10:51 PM   #3493
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pointless answer

When is a cigar merely a cigar?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 07-30-2011, 01:19 AM   #3494
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Never.

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You'd be surprised at how little that helped.

How alarming is a fire alarm on fire?

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Old 08-01-2011, 05:21 PM   #3495
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Depends on person and circumstances, some it would be frightening others, not so much.


What color is a silver rat?


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Old 08-01-2011, 05:29 PM   #3496
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Plaid.

When you really think about it, isn't everything natural?

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Old 08-01-2011, 06:15 PM   #3497
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Instupidably.

Who's naturally natural?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 08-02-2011, 11:13 AM   #3498
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Who wins a poke war?




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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.

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Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. "
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Old 08-02-2011, 11:15 AM   #3499
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Poker players.

Who brings a spoon to a fork fight?

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Old 08-02-2011, 11:46 AM   #3500
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Spork, naturally.

What would a world run by Beavis and Butthead look like?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 08-02-2011, 12:19 PM   #3501
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Naples, Italy.

How do make a combustible lemon?

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Old 08-02-2011, 01:34 PM   #3502
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Already been done. Two words: Ford Pinto.

What if Cmdr Shephard were actually a Krogan?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 08-02-2011, 01:47 PM   #3503
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Then he'd probably have a more Krogan sounding name.

What if for Mass Effect 3, BioWare decided to replace Jennifer Hale as FemShep with the worst voice actress in Canada?

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Old 08-02-2011, 10:33 PM   #3504
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What do you mean , "What if," haven't you heard the latest news? Not that you should believe everything that you see on the internet, mind you. (Sorry 'bout that, I couldn't resist.)

Do you ever get the feeling that nobody in your party (or the whole universe, for that matter) ever actually bothered to learn your first name?




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Old 08-02-2011, 10:45 PM   #3505
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Yes, but it only bothered me with Liara and Tali. Guess why.

Is the euphemism "I have an appointment with Doctor Unk." too easy to figure out?

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Old 08-02-2011, 10:51 PM   #3506
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Um... huh? I'm having trouble figuring that out!

If nine out of ten small countries choose American Defense (or Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingreediant - Fradulin), which country chose the knock-off and why?



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Old 08-02-2011, 11:02 PM   #3507
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Jiffylubistan, because not choosing the knock-off is too mainstream.

@Ulmont: Doctor Unk -> Dr. Unk -> Drunk

That wasn't a serious question, was it?

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Old 08-02-2011, 11:18 PM   #3508
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No, it wasn't.

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Old 08-02-2011, 11:51 PM   #3509
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A garbage dump.

How Epic is "Too Epic"?

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Old 08-03-2011, 12:55 AM   #3510
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Too epic.

What if robots won't give us 6 extra seconds of cooperation?


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Old 08-03-2011, 01:39 AM   #3511
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Then we'll use the same technology we've been using on them for decades. 'Scares the hell out of them.

What would you do if you were attacked by a pole bearer mounted on a polar bear?



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Old 08-06-2011, 07:43 PM   #3512
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Ill ninja kick its f***in guts out, beeyach

What if you were hit in the head by an axe giving out hugs?
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Old 08-06-2011, 08:37 PM   #3513
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Depends on the axe.

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Old 08-07-2011, 08:56 AM   #3514
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Old 08-07-2011, 09:26 AM   #3515
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Broken.

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Old 08-07-2011, 10:46 PM   #3516
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Old 08-08-2011, 07:40 AM   #3517
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What would you do if my secret armory of high tech robots break out and destroy the world, but take the death star from area 51 and use it to rule the galaxy, and you were the only survivor?(along with your pet cockroach, jimmy)
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Old 08-08-2011, 03:15 PM   #3518
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Where does GTA currently have his foot?

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Somewhere between your cecum and your anal canal.

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Old 08-09-2011, 04:27 PM   #3520
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Kill it again. We need to go deeper.

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