Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. "
Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. "
Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. "
I'm just going to guess 40% of $28.67Trillion since that is basically what our economy GDP is worth...I think. So figure something around $10 Trillion.
Why beware of a gobstopper under the sink?
Electra: "Let's go...together"
<Shot fired>
Vincent: "When I was with you, it was the only time I felt real"
It may be, and I've considered that possibility myself. Or it could just be very literal: questions are words and it isn't the words that are stupid it's the content of those words and by extension, the person responsible for the content whom/that may be stupid...and yet even that does not disqualify anything from your question's consideration, ironically. I think I'm beginning to like where this is headed.
Is it true what some people say?
Electra: "Let's go...together"
<Shot fired>
Vincent: "When I was with you, it was the only time I felt real"
That Microsoft's products, like the hundredth copy of a third generation duplication of a substandard bootleg are a little fuzzy, one might even say unstable? Yes, I'm afraid it is.
Is it possible to be both astonished and not surprised at the same time?
Yes. Side effects of answering your quasi-paradoxical question may include, but are not limited to; drowsiness and loss of appetite, insomnia, loss of hearing, dizziness, dryness of eyes, loss of vision, shortness of breath, back and neck pain, chest pain, heart failure, liver failure, schizophrenia, a rational fear of toasters, an overpowering craving for olive juice, an inability to comprehend numbers greater than seven, deja vu, an urge to eat cantaloupe, an aversion to buttered platypus, love, the StormTrooper Effect, an overwhelming desire to enter into the Church of the Blessed Titanium Knee, madness, insanity, anger, fear, jealousy, an inability to abide by the laws of robotics, mental instability, and death.
200 lbs of bird droppings is a little lite for your average hutt, but you obviously know that Jabba.
Why did you pass Go and forget to take your $200?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Great. Pigeons are winged rats, and the rest taste like crud.
I just spent over $400 on textbooks, and will spend a lot more than that on four years of college. Would it be better in the long run to just drop out and go work at Best Buy?
Wow, an answer I can give and be serious about. Well, personally my answer is yes and no:
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A degree doesn't necessarily assure you of anything yet you want to be sure what you are doing is "worth it". So it behooves you to make an effective choice. Working for someone else for awhile is fine until you realize nothing is going to be any different and you might have ambitions beyond that. SO, what I'd recommend is you get a small business degree to have something to show for college (and who buys overpriced textbooks from the college store anymore? Go to Barnes and Noble or Amazon-seriously), then go and start your own business and work for yourself. You might scoff at first but remember the whole reason you're doing any of this is not only to improve yourself but also so that you might live better than "just scraping by". Besides, you can do pretty much anything you want with your own business and a business degree and there is something to be said for being your own boss. Even if you don't run your own business, a business degree will increase your chances of doing well in whatever lineup you choose.
Should I buy an "overclocker's dream mobo"?
Electra: "Let's go...together"
<Shot fired>
Vincent: "When I was with you, it was the only time I felt real"