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Old 09-16-2011, 01:16 PM   #3561
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Fast as you can shout them.

I thought people submerged their computers in mineral oil due to its dielectric properties?
(BTW the getup I'm looking at doesn't require this.)


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Old 09-16-2011, 02:49 PM   #3562
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That's not a question, its a statement.

Does the HK in HK-47's name stand for Heckler & Koch, or something else?



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Old 09-16-2011, 03:46 PM   #3563
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No, it stands for Hunter-Killer.

Would a planet-sized microwave oven work as a means to defeat the Reapers?

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Old 09-16-2011, 04:48 PM   #3564
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Yes, providing you could lure them inside.

If node one reports node two is failing, and node two reports node three is failing, and node three reports node one is failing, should I give up and switch to Mac?



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Old 09-16-2011, 11:30 PM   #3565
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Node...I mean no. You should reprimand node 1, 2, and 3 for being tattletales; threaten them with deletion.






What happens if your node lost it's code, does it overload?


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Old 09-17-2011, 02:09 AM   #3566
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This bodes well, for only if the node's lost code be toad, shall the node overload.


There are four word roots in the English Language that begin with 'dw'. What are they?



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Old 09-25-2011, 10:15 PM   #3567
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Dwarf, dwell, dwine, dwindle.

How fun to play is the Game of Thrones?

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Old 10-04-2011, 02:19 AM   #3568
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I wouldn't know.

Why is this topic so dead?



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Old 10-04-2011, 04:05 PM   #3569
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Because someone killed it with Chainsaw Spear Gunchuks.

What exactly are Chainsaw Spear Gunchuks?

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Old 10-04-2011, 05:10 PM   #3570
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A three-section chain-staff used by the tech-priests of the Imperium.


Why is Space Marine pronounced SPEES MAHEEN?



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Old 10-04-2011, 05:31 PM   #3571
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Because a combination of the Neuroglottis and Betcher's Gland implants cause the tongue to swell, making normal, coherent speech impossible.

How do you plead?






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Old 10-04-2011, 07:11 PM   #3572
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I don't plead, I tell!

What's a little mental instability in a relationship?



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Old 10-04-2011, 10:16 PM   #3573
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A huge headache.
Show spoiler
OK, had to get that off my chest... enough seriousness.

WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?!?


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Old 10-04-2011, 10:38 PM   #3574
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Tourettes guy took them up to your room, where he's going to $*%# out your window.

Will Beavis ever grow up and get a job?


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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 10-04-2011, 10:55 PM   #3575
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Probably not.

Is EA's Origin service conclusive evidence that the people in charge of EA worship the Ori?

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Old 10-05-2011, 12:54 AM   #3576
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THE LAST TIME I GAVE A $#*% I GOT F%*#ED! *opens beer can, blows up and spill everywhere* OHHH $#*%! OHH F%*#!

(@1:53)Whadya mean a BIRD?!?


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Old 10-10-2011, 04:26 PM   #3577
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It's a bird.

How redundant is the phrase "hipster doofus"?

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Old 10-10-2011, 06:33 PM   #3578
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From my point of view, not very as it is a rather accurate description of the fashinoable-yet-brainless youth of our generation.

Wouldn't it be awesome if I were Captain Commando?


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Old 10-12-2011, 12:28 AM   #3579
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No, because then you would be Darth Captain Commando Avlectus III. And that would be too long.

Is killing your friends socially unacceptable?



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Old 10-12-2011, 01:39 AM   #3580
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In all situations I would think so, but if I am mistaken on some obscure cultural level I'm sure someone will let me know.

Is it safe to throw large capacitors in a drawer un-shorted, then years later open the drawer and pick them up by the leads simply assuming in the meantime that they won't internally recharge themselves with residual energy?


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Old 11-04-2011, 03:33 PM   #3581
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I don't know.






Is there a shocking answer to that question?


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Old 11-04-2011, 05:06 PM   #3582
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Probably.

Is the answer to this question "No"?

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Old 11-05-2011, 02:17 AM   #3583
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Correct, it can be lethal to store caps without shorting their leads together.

Is it a bad idea to label yourself .........with a label maker?


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Old 11-05-2011, 12:40 PM   #3584
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Not if you suffer from CRS (can't remember S**T) or alzheimer's, then it's probably a good idea or at least helpful.







How does the beginning of the end become the beginning, why not the end of the beginning?


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Old 11-06-2011, 04:19 PM   #3585
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When IPMs reach greater than 20% of total price for things bought on eBay.
(IPM=Increased Profit Margins i.e. short sell, or give a good deal on an item only to later calculate a ridiculous pricetag for shipping and handling once you have bough/won said item, or adding on any number of other, IMO unjustified, fees)

When are you going to take that garbage out of your shower?


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Old 11-06-2011, 05:55 PM   #3586
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Why? Do you want it to put it in yours? You know I gotta charge you top price for it, if so.

(Well...I could sell it to you cheap, I guess, but this is premo garbage we're talking about here, dude! Come on! I'm tellin' ya, the flies and garbage man are envious.)






Why don't you just make your own garbage for your shower?


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Old 11-06-2011, 06:40 PM   #3587
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Oh I don't have any garbage in my shower because it's possessed. That's why I'm using yours. I don't have the necessary equipment to kill lord Nimzo. So I'm waiting for the hero I hired to kill him. In the meantime...

I pay rent and clean up, so would it hurt to have clean (garbage free) shower for the guests?


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Old 11-08-2011, 01:29 AM   #3588
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Probably not. It would probably turn into a big crap sandwhich when you add the jello anyway.






If everything is coming your way, does that mean your in the wrong lane?


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Old 11-08-2011, 11:37 AM   #3589
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No it just means you're getting too much attention.



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Old 11-09-2011, 08:10 PM   #3590
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Maybe. If you had them, I'd steal the ladies away from ya.


[Napa voice from DBZ abridged] Hey Vegeta, Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? [/Napa DBZ abridged voice]


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Old 11-28-2011, 12:28 AM   #3591
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To the moon, Napa, to the moon!

Know what I mean, Vern?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 11-28-2011, 05:42 PM   #3592
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Daaaaamn straight Vern!





What'chu you talkin' about Vern?


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Old 11-28-2011, 06:57 PM   #3593
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I could tell ya, but then someone would have to kill ya.

Are you ready for her close-up yet, Mr. Demille?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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Old 11-28-2011, 09:58 PM   #3594
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Umm, Demille has been dead for...like over 50 years now. (I guess immortality is a title?)

What recurring character from Mega Man X is widely considered a spinoff of Boba Fett and even makes a terminator reference?


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Old 12-29-2011, 05:30 PM   #3595
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I have no idea.

If a character in a movie or TV show is played by Sean Bean, can his death really be considered a spoiler?

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Old 12-29-2011, 06:40 PM   #3596
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What's a spoiler?

Why was the answer to DA's question so Vile?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 12-30-2011, 07:27 PM   #3597
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Because this


What is it about new years that just makes it no fun anymore?


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Old 12-30-2011, 08:18 PM   #3598
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The realisation that New Year's Resolutions are never fulfilled, and are therefore meaningless.

How would I go about acquiring an Arsonist's Licence?

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Old 12-30-2011, 08:46 PM   #3599
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Umm, there's a license for that?
Beavis:Heheheh-heh-heheh, yeeea FFFFFFFIRE! FIRE FIRE FIRE! FIIIIRRRRREEE! Meh-heh. Heheh-heh. That would be pretty cool!

Why is that little white dog flattened to the ass of my neighbor, you know the obese old hag putting up missing dog flyers everywhere?


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Old 12-31-2011, 02:13 AM   #3600
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B/c it got in the way when Red tried to boot her in the ass.

What do you get if you mix a little bit of Frankenstein w/Tesla and Vlad Dracula?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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