If node one reports node two is failing, and node two reports node three is failing, and node three reports node one is failing, should I give up and switch to Mac?
The perfect excuse for the woman to try to ruin the man's life when she gets done with him. As a surrogate uncle to their kids, I watched a 7 1/2 year relationship between 2 people who first were each friends of mine separately. He was a little on the nutcase side with lots of social problems and reality issues, and I find after the whole thing fell apart that she wasn't exactly a prize on a deeper level. She had a lot of skeletons in her closet. Without saying so much details, after 8-9 years of supposedly knowing me, she didn't even trust me. After some simple questions for clarification of reasons why she left, she doesn't even reply to anything except hi. Won't even let ME talk to the kids. "Isn't sure she can trust me", or any of her friends from this town, and cut us all off. I am left with the impression she's keeping me at the end of a 10 ft. pole. We're all like "wtf?" about her. The dude on the other hand is torn about his kids, but seems to be faring well enough and has nothing to hide. I feel sorry for the kids.
OK, had to get that off my chest... enough seriousness.
WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?!?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
Tourettes guy took them up to your room, where he's going to $*%# out your window.
Will Beavis ever grow up and get a job?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
In all situations I would think so, but if I am mistaken on some obscure cultural level I'm sure someone will let me know.
Is it safe to throw large capacitors in a drawer un-shorted, then years later open the drawer and pick them up by the leads simply assuming in the meantime that they won't internally recharge themselves with residual energy?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
When IPMs reach greater than 20% of total price for things bought on eBay.
(IPM=Increased Profit Margins i.e. short sell, or give a good deal on an item only to later calculate a ridiculous pricetag for shipping and handling once you have bough/won said item, or adding on any number of other, IMO unjustified, fees)
When are you going to take that garbage out of your shower?
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
Why? Do you want it to put it in yours? You know I gotta charge you top price for it, if so.
(Well...I could sell it to you cheap, I guess, but this is premo garbage we're talking about here, dude! Come on! I'm tellin' ya, the flies and garbage man are envious.)
Why don't you just make your own garbage for your shower?
Oh I don't have any garbage in my shower because it's possessed. That's why I'm using yours. I don't have the necessary equipment to kill lord Nimzo. So I'm waiting for the hero I hired to kill him. In the meantime...
I pay rent and clean up, so would it hurt to have clean (garbage free) shower for the guests?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
Maybe. If you had them, I'd steal the ladies away from ya.
[Napa voice from DBZ abridged] Hey Vegeta, Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? [/Napa DBZ abridged voice]
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
I could tell ya, but then someone would have to kill ya.
Are you ready for her close-up yet, Mr. Demille?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Umm, there's a license for that?
Beavis:Heheheh-heh-heheh, yeeea FFFFFFFIRE! FIRE FIRE FIRE! FIIIIRRRRREEE! Meh-heh. Heheh-heh. That would be pretty cool!
Why is that little white dog flattened to the ass of my neighbor, you know the obese old hag putting up missing dog flyers everywhere?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
B/c it got in the way when Red tried to boot her in the ass.
What do you get if you mix a little bit of Frankenstein w/Tesla and Vlad Dracula?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
I'm tellin' ya, the flies and garbage man are envious.)
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