NEWS FLASH!!!!

Phantom Knight · 05-10-2007, 06:04 AM

NEWS FLASH!!!

Paris Hilton is a ***ing idiot. Oh wait... that's old news. Anyway, that girl is craazzzy! She going to jail, and I couldn't be happier!

I know. Cold for me to say, ain't it?

Ray Jones · 05-10-2007, 06:30 AM

Ha, if it were you, you'd have a different view about going to jail for driving without a license.

Phantom Knight · 05-10-2007, 06:38 AM

That, and a lot more smarter and intelligent.

Fealiks · 05-11-2007, 06:33 PM

Pwned.

**DarthAve** · 05-11-2007, 06:55 PM

Pfft Paris should have listened to Ice.

"When the cops ask you about tonight. Play it cool."

Phantom Knight · 05-12-2007, 08:03 AM

I just cannot understand why some girls would want to be like her. I mean, who the hell would want to end up like that sorry-skank anyway? (excuse the french

)

I'm glad she has gone to jail, because she has been nothing but a spoilt brat all her life, and she well derseved what she got for driving without a license.

**DarthAve** · 05-12-2007, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Phantom Knight

I just cannot understand why some girls would want to be like her. I mean, who the hell would want to end up like that sorry-skank anyway? (excuse the french

)

I'm glad she has gone to jail, because she has been nothing but a spoilt brat all her life, and she well derseved what she got for driving without a license.

I agree compleatly. And you can say skank, just not h*. We don't want Russell Simmons poppin caps.

Fealiks · 05-13-2007, 04:22 PM

H*? I though it was G*as in gangstar... whatever.

I saw her once on that stupid simple programme she does. She stole a police car and crashed it whilst parking, then tried to take it to this garage thing she was working at to try and fix it (and failed), but she didn't get any punishment for that because it was all in the name of "entertainment". Pfft.

**DarthAve** · 05-13-2007, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Fealiks

H*? I though it was G*as in gangstar... whatever.

I saw her once on that stupid simple programme she does. She stole a police car and crashed it whilst parking, then tried to take it to this garage thing she was working at to try and fix it (and failed), but she didn't get any punishment for that because it was all in the name of "entertainment". Pfft.

No The three words are b*tch h* and n*gga

Ray Jones · 05-14-2007, 09:17 AM

u ppl r just j-e-a-l-o-u-s cus u dont have the bling money n fame

Fealiks · 05-14-2007, 09:46 AM

Ray, I know this is a little out of context, but plz gt mccoy bk so u 2s can hav ur funi 2 pg convos lol

Ray Jones · 05-14-2007, 10:48 AM

Pille is too busy gettin' educatat so I think no. And he's sick of this place too.

Phantom Knight · 05-15-2007, 05:43 AM

huh. This topic has gone from Paris Hilton to Text Message Words (which I think is for people who have bad grammar and have low moral fiber XP)

The problem is with these sort of initials is that I have no idea what the hell people are trying to say. Heck, its like speaking to someone who speaks in Street Talk, or someone who has a speech impenament.

JoeDoe 2.0 · 05-15-2007, 09:22 AM

Looking at Paris makes me feel better about myself.

Paris will either be changesd a little by the time she gets out of jail or she'll get wilder.

Fealiks · 05-15-2007, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Phantom Knight

The problem is with these sort of initials is that I have no idea what the hell people are trying to say. Heck, its like speaking to someone who speaks in Street Talk, or someone who has a speech impenament.

I imagine you to speak like Butters (from South Park). I'm not trying to be offensive btw omg lol.

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Originally Posted by Joe Doe two point oh. wurd.

Paris will either be changesd a little by the time she gets out of jail or she'll get wilder.

Well, there will be a new spring in her step, that's for sure. I'm sorry to make two South Park references in one post, but did anyone see the episode where she swallowed Mr. Slave with her super massive brown hole? Think shower heads and lead pipes.

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Pille is too busy gettin' educatat so I think no.

Educa..tat.. educated?

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And he's sick of this place too.

A part of me just died. It really did.

Ray you are like chocolate.

McCoy is the pan and heat, though.

Joshi · 05-16-2007, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Ray Jones

Ha, if it were you, you'd have a different view about going to jail for driving without a license.

A license that was revoked for drink driving... frankly, this is good for her, shows her that money doesn't make her above the law.

Fealiks · 05-16-2007, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Joshi

...shows her that money doesn't make her above the law.

Yeah, a TV series evidently does, though. She did a number of illegal things (and a three-digit-number of imoral things... like hoovering up someone's ashes) in that waste of a slot off of E4's timetable, with no consequences, by the way, only the too familiar "you failed your task, Paris, but I'm giving you extra points for being so hot".

Joshi · 05-16-2007, 08:36 AM

Oh geeze, I just tune out of e4 after Friends on the weekend (weekdays is Scrubs time

) She really pisses me off. But yeah, getting her own TV series because she's so damn special (she actually gets paid thousands of dollars for simply showing up to places... that's it), that was just annoying.

Then again, it's no different than what we have here in the UK, with Jordan and the like (what exactly is the purpose of Charlotte Church?), but the fact that she think's she's so special simply because she has a rich father and too much money to know what to do with. I've never wished actual violence on a single person, but I'm really willing to make an exception for her, just so she can get a taste of reality.

Sabretooth · 05-16-2007, 12:19 PM

Apparently, Paris' attempt at becoming a rapstar by going jail didn't go down too well.

Brighteyes · 05-16-2007, 12:41 PM

As big as a plastic shmuck she is - she is gaining a ton of money which is what she wants, shes famous (infamous maybe) but again thats what she wants. So all these ponces we hate are actually not that stupid.

Joshi · 05-16-2007, 02:39 PM

Maybe... or maybe there are just enough other ponces in the world that the big rich ponces can suck on to get their fix of money and power without needing any talent. I mean apparently there are people out there that watch her show.

Kjølen · 05-17-2007, 06:07 PM

She has a show?

Phantom Knight · 05-18-2007, 03:40 AM

I have always wondered. What exactly does Paris Hilton do, apart from whoring, being spoilt from fame and fortune, and of coarse being a role model to girls (despite her not doing anything)

I mean from what I've heard, I hear she has done only one song (or album... I don't know, I'm not a fan). I just have no idea what she does as an occupation... what the hell does she do???

Joshi · 05-18-2007, 03:53 AM

As I said, people pay her to show up at places. Parties, gallery openings, whatever people pay her thousands for simply being there.

That and her TV show.

Fealiks · 05-18-2007, 12:35 PM

And sex tapes.

**DarthAve** · 05-18-2007, 09:03 PM

I would love to pay her to kill herself.

Too bad I'm broke. Somebody lend me some cash? I hate the whole 'Famous for being famous" celebutant thing going on. Make somthing productive of yourself, like Ivanka Trump or somthing. Even though I hate Ivanka Trump cause she seems like a bitch.

Kjølen · 05-19-2007, 10:59 AM

Hey everyone. I'm famous now. Because I said so. The fact that I say that I am famous is only fueling my fame. By this time tomorrow, I'll have enough circular fame to get on Dateline to talk about how LucasForums made me famous.

Joshi · 05-19-2007, 12:27 PM

I think you might need money... or to appear on some low brow reality TV.

Fealiks · 05-19-2007, 05:22 PM

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I would love to pay her to kill herself.

Or you could sell her cigarettes and get payed to kill her! Yeah, I just watched Clerks on Joox.

I have the new Firefox installed and the spell check feature is on... "payed" isn't a word..?

Joshi · 05-20-2007, 04:40 AM

Probably because people usually get paid.

Even still, I wouldn't trust Firefox spellchecker that much, it's not that great and is defaulted to American spelling (although you can get UK spelling for it). If you're really unsure, just use Google or have Word open (or... heaven forbid... grab a dictionary).

DrMcCoy · 05-20-2007, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Ray Jones

Pille is too busy gettin' educatat so I think no. And he's sick of this place too.

No, I'm not sick of this place (sick of Darth_Ave and Flealiks, maybe

), only too busy. :/

Fealiks · 05-20-2007, 09:33 AM

*giggles like a little girl*

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Originally Posted by joshi

Probably because people usually get paid.

Even still, I wouldn't trust Firefox spellchecker that much, it's not that great and is defaulted to American spelling (although you can get UK spelling for it). If you're really unsure, just use Google or have Word open (or... heaven forbid... grab a dictionary).

Oh yeah, I always used to remember that by thinking of a certain Bash quote.

Also, I find that Firefox spell check is quite reliable, it includes many words and acronyms, lots of common and uncommon words are checked, even obscure ones such as catalepsies are included in it's dictionary. Mine seems to set to UK spelling by default.

Alien426 · 05-20-2007, 10:12 AM

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset was on MTV in Germany yesterday. So great.

Bebe: Wow, that's really her! Paris! Over here!
Wendy: I don't get it. What does she do?
Annie: She's super-rich!
Wendy: ...but what does she do?
Red: She's totally spoiled and savvy.
Wendy: What does she do?!
Man: She's a whore.