Selling my SAM & MAX Surfin the Highway - Page 2

itchythesamurai · 06-11-2007, 02:28 AM

[during a check-up]
Female Doctor: Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your *******.

I liked Knocked Up. And everybody needs to stop saying vagoo, you are totally ruining Mr. Magoo for me.

Klia · 06-12-2007, 07:53 PM

Who ironically looks like a vagina.

SyntheticGerbil · 06-13-2007, 02:16 AM

I also hate how people keep calling Nintendo "Ninty."

That's a stupid nickname, how the hell do you even say that crap in real life?

Samnmax221 · 06-13-2007, 05:09 AM

Sounds like a racial slur.

Shmargin · 06-15-2007, 07:19 AM

"Ninty"? Havent even heard that one, you must be hanging out on the wrong forums man.

And I agree with Samnmax.

"NO DAMN NINTY'S GONNA MARRY MY DAUGHTER!! NOW GIT OFF MY LAND!!!"

SyntheticGerbil · 06-15-2007, 12:57 PM

You guys are the greatest.

Samnmax221 · 06-15-2007, 01:00 PM

We love you too. When can we buy your gold encrusted special edition comic with that one guy who gets his IV squeezed and then the nurses head falls off?

SyntheticGerbil · 06-16-2007, 03:26 PM

Well now it's going to star Mr. Magoo instead, but I don't know who owns the copyright to him at the moment so I can license it out.

Shmargin · 06-19-2007, 11:25 PM

Columbia Pictures owns Mr. Magoo.

Duh.

Samnmax221 · 06-19-2007, 11:33 PM

itchythesamurai · 06-20-2007, 11:23 PM

The Mr. Magoo movie was trash though...except for McBarker of course.

Shmargin · 06-22-2007, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Samnmax221

That image didnt work to me, so I went to the website. After seeing "chick.com" I was hoping for some hardcore penetrating action, or at least some huge knockers, and was dissapointed to see some pastor in 94 must have been hip to registering domain names that dont make sense for your product so you can mislead people into going there.

"Chick.com Publishing Cartoon Gospel Tracts For Over 40 Years."

Go **** yourself henchman of God.

itchythesamurai · 06-22-2007, 04:32 AM

Hey man, God Warrior Jack Chick doesn't need your flack!

spoiler:
Also man, I hear he's got Jesus on his side, I'd be careful about messing with him...

Samnmax221 · 06-22-2007, 05:54 AM

Have you seen Jesus Camp, Bryan?

itchythesamurai · 06-22-2007, 06:39 AM

No Eric, and I thought we've been over the fact that home-schooled kids gimme the willies?

Samnmax221 · 06-22-2007, 06:40 AM

I liked the part when the girl prays over the bowling ball.

itchythesamurai · 06-22-2007, 06:48 AM

Oh God, don't tell me she was trying to strike out Satan...

Speaking of which, this one time my mom pinpointed the source of evil within a friend's house to be his huge collection of Spawn comics which valued probably in the thousands of dollars. How to fix the demonic blight upon that household? Burn the comics. Still makes me cringe.

SyntheticGerbil · 06-25-2007, 12:22 AM

Spawn comics? Worth Anything? AHHAHASAHHAHA

Samnmax221 · 06-25-2007, 08:28 AM

Spawn's alright.

Shmargin · 06-25-2007, 03:49 PM

No its not. It's unimaginative drivel aimed at 13 year old boys cause it has a bunch of default "kool" stuff pounded into a tight ball and served to you so that you buy the overpriced toys and action figures that dont move, but just stand there and take up space in your house and creeping out any girl you might ever try to bring over, who might have let you touch her, until she sees anything from that series standing on your desk.

I felt as though people should know, sorry if i shattered any fanboys.

Well, not really sorry.

Samnmax221 · 06-25-2007, 08:48 PM

I never bought any Spawn stuff.

Shmargin · 06-25-2007, 11:54 PM

Yeah I was just in a bad mood, and felt like ripping on something, and Spawn was there, wasnt aimed at anyone in particular.

itchythesamurai · 06-26-2007, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Samnmax221

I never bought any Spawn stuff.

Hey, me neither. Well, except for this one Batman/Spawn crossover trade paperback. It was like three bucks at a used bookstore. And I had Soul Calibur 2 for the XBOX where you could play as Spawn. Honest to goodness, that was the extent of it.

Samnmax221 · 06-26-2007, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Shmargin

Yeah I was just in a bad mood, and felt like ripping on something, and Spawn was there, wasnt aimed at anyone in particular.

You have to bandage up my arm next time you get in a bad mood.

itchythesamurai · 06-27-2007, 07:44 AM

You're too nice of a guy, Eric. If you keep on giving him a "next time" instead of ending the relationship now, the cycle of domestic abuse will never stop and you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

Ray Jones · 06-27-2007, 08:38 AM

Yes, but domestic abuse also means he's receiving the kind of oppressive sex he secretly wants instead of what the other sissies have to offer.

Samnmax221 · 06-27-2007, 12:23 PM

I do <3 oppressive sex.

Shmargin · 06-27-2007, 11:45 PM

Yeah you do Eric...Yeah you do...

SyntheticGerbil · 06-28-2007, 12:51 PM

Well guys, Surfin' the Highway is being reprinted. Everyone's first edition books are worth nothing now. SPITE YOUR FACE INTERNET.

Well they are probably worth something to creeps who love first editions. Maybe that BADRELGNFS guy can come back and brag about his five copies of the first book and tell us of his plans to buy eight copies of the reprint. Joyous day.

Samnmax221 · 06-28-2007, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SyntheticGerbil

Maybe that BADRELGNFS guy can come back and brag about his five copies of the first book and tell us of his plans to buy eight copies of the reprint. Joyous day.

I think he lives in a dumpster now. Coincidently he collects fetus's now.

itchythesamurai · 06-29-2007, 02:50 AM

Woah, Sean said "SPITE YOUR FACE" and then Eric said "fetus!" Are you guys secretly Foetus fans too?!

SyntheticGerbil · 06-29-2007, 01:56 PM

No but once I downloaded a bunch of their songs and meant to buy all their CDs but then my money just went away.

itchythesamurai · 07-01-2007, 04:13 AM

Ah, that's alright. You can't really find half of the music on sale, and some of the albums are way jacked up in price due to rarity, despite any real level of demand. Hey, I updated The Unofficial! Howaboutthat.

Samnmax221 · 07-01-2007, 05:05 AM

Did not.

itchythesamurai · 07-01-2007, 05:09 AM

I meant about the reprinting business. Not like tonight/this morning or anything.

SyntheticGerbil · 07-02-2007, 01:34 AM

I ONLY LISTEN TO NICKELBACK, I"M SORRY.

itchythesamurai · 07-02-2007, 01:43 AM

Every time I hear someone say Nickelback I think back to that one time they got booed offstage in Portugal and had rocks pelted at them. It's a happy thought.