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Old 05-19-2009, 12:16 PM   #441
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All out and dat b@stard wont share any of his either.

Go find Rex in Amsterdam.


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Old 05-19-2009, 01:31 PM   #442
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Nah, I'm too busy sampling the food with Dex in Moscow.

Go chug a thirty-gallon bottle of vodka. Or else.


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Old 05-19-2009, 06:41 PM   #443
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Or else what are you gonna <hickup> do? Call the IRS? <hickup>. I did that already <hickup>. You do it... I'm gonna go and bury my face in my cat. <hickup>


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Old 05-24-2009, 05:22 PM   #444
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I could burn my face off doing that.

Chug a few litres of espresso.

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Old 05-24-2009, 06:14 PM   #445
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Nah, I'm high on beer at the moment.

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Old 05-24-2009, 08:59 PM   #446
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Nah, I'd rather down some awesome energy drink from my pal's shop instead.


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Old 05-24-2009, 09:01 PM   #447
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I'd rather not. I've made enough bombs as it is

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Old 05-24-2009, 11:17 PM   #448
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I did that already.


Douse some clothes in gasoline and throw them into the dryer (turn on) at the home of your arch nemisis.


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Old 05-26-2009, 01:23 PM   #449
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Nah, the heating element of his dryer is burned out.

Go shag your sheep, shephard.


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Old 05-26-2009, 08:50 PM   #450
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Arrgh, already did matey, and horsey be gettin' stitched up. I think I'll shag your mom who looks like this

instead. Ahh, what a fine woman she be, lad.




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Old 05-26-2009, 11:37 PM   #451
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^Actually, no, that's my stepmom and you'll have to settle for sloppy seconds.

Blow it out your @ss, man.


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Old 05-27-2009, 08:53 PM   #452
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Why should I? I've got balls of steel.

Sloppy seconds eh? Not too sloppy there, pal...that's okay considering you're the size of a squirrel.


What time is it if you're all out of gum?


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Old 05-27-2009, 09:00 PM   #453
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Time to kick @ss.

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Sloppy seconds eh? Not too sloppy there, pal...that's okay considering you're the size of a squirrel.
Yeah, well the fact that my johnson alone is the size of a squirrel means they'll be VERY sloppy seconds for you, mate. Besides, the way you keep forgetting which thread you're in, you wouldn't realize it anyway.

Go wash your mouth out with soap.


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Old 05-27-2009, 09:32 PM   #454
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Why do that when it's more fun to use cand bubbles?

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Yeah, well the fact that my johnson alone is the size of a squirrel means they'll be VERY sloppy seconds for you, mate.

Not really, considering the squirrel size is that of a newborn pinkie.


Quit taking ****s in all the champagne glasses.
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:04 AM   #455
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No, anyone that drinks that pi$$ won't notice anyway.

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Not really, considering the squirrel size is that of a newborn pinkie.
Read again....my johnson is the size of a squirrel, not its "nuts".

Go back to school and seduce your teacher.


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Old 05-28-2009, 12:46 AM   #456
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Read again....my johnson is the size of a squirrel, not its "nuts".
Read again, a newborn pinkie means the size of a "whole" squirrel, and not just its nuts. You know what, that's okay. Remember that sock you put on that morning which was sticky? Well, umm, yeah. You bastard. You didn't leave any condoms... So I had to find a replacement.

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Go back to school and seduce your teacher.
Uhh, you want me to make out with a guy? No way.
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Old 05-28-2009, 03:34 AM   #457
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C'mon, now you're just desperate. The size of a whole squirrel from nose to end of tail is much bigger than a newborn's pinky. Good thing I don't wear socks. "Now pay the price for your lack of vision."

You've never had a female teacher?

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Make up an excuse right now!


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Old 05-28-2009, 07:41 PM   #458
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Nah I've made a bunch already.



Newborn pinkie and newborn's pinkie...huge difference.
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Go rickroll someone, you filthy wench!


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Old 06-11-2009, 11:17 PM   #459
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*hits "Red" w/jedi mind trick and get's him to run lightsaber through his own thigh. good thing "red's" a eunuch. *

No, that'd be wrong....even to your worstest enemy.

Dig your own grave, son.


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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 06-12-2009, 10:16 AM   #460
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Go eat a grenade.



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Old 06-12-2009, 04:28 PM   #461
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There aren't any left.

Go walk down a dark alley dressed like a tarted up whore in the seediest part of NY City.


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Old 06-19-2009, 09:06 PM   #462
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^^^Why bother, your stepmom already did that... for me...

Go get me a burrito, you whore.


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Old 06-19-2009, 10:59 PM   #463
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I can't, I don't work at Taco Bell. Sorry, pal!

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Old 06-20-2009, 01:38 AM   #464
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Sorry, I already wiped my ass with it all and flushed it down the toilet. My bad.


Go stab off superman's head with your d*ck, run to the top of everest and yell out that you plink'd 50 dead sheep.


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Old 06-20-2009, 01:47 AM   #465
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Sorry, I never go sloppy seconds after you.

Drop dead in a freezing desert.


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Old 06-20-2009, 02:05 AM   #466
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Sorry, it's too hot out here in this desert--instead I'll snort space coke until I fly into that joint waiting for me in the sky.

Pull a big azz bee hive out a tree, lose them oak drawers, and use it as a magic sleeve.


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Old 06-20-2009, 02:06 AM   #467
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Nah. I'll leave that to you, I'm having too much fun enjoying life.

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Old 06-20-2009, 10:20 PM   #468
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Nah, I'm on a date.


Get me an autograph signed by barack obama so I can wipe my ass with it.


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Old 06-21-2009, 07:29 PM   #469
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No dice, I could get some fawning idiot to give me a lot of $$ for that autograph.

Wipe your ass with a piece of bark.


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Old 06-21-2009, 07:47 PM   #470
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The natives have been there done that thank you--I think I'll stick with mule's ear leaves if I run out of TP rather than risk getting a cut that will turn infectious up in there.


Go blow your nose with a PB&J sandwich.


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Old 06-22-2009, 06:41 PM   #471
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I don't like PP&Js first of all, and I don't want PB and J up my nose.


Go mow my grass.


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Old 06-22-2009, 09:05 PM   #472
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It's already dead. The monkey army, well, see I lost control of it once my protegee got the impression I was going to leave him high and dry at some point. He's been on a rampage ever since. They decided to trebuchet 36 metric tons of monkey crap into your yard. Welcome to galactic paradise.

Go to Metro city and beat the crap out of the Mayor, y'know that Haggar fella.


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Old 06-22-2009, 09:51 PM   #473
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Hah, I'll just push this little red button and nuke him instead.

Turn off that damned racket.


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Old 06-22-2009, 10:53 PM   #474
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Okay, but I'll have to charge you...that'll be $5. Oh wait, you're broke. Never mind. Unless your stepmom is up to the task.


Knock it off with that magic trick!


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Old 06-23-2009, 02:12 AM   #475
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Can't, your ex-protege monkey is paying me $1500 on retainer to use that trick against you. He seems quite agitated w/you btw.

Go look for trouble.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-23-2009, 03:14 AM   #476
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Don't need to: I have plenty trouble for here as it is.


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Old 06-23-2009, 03:31 AM   #477
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No, I need several legs of lamb and a bunch of lamb chops for the luau b/c we've run out of pork here.

Pity the fool!.


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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 06-23-2009, 03:35 AM   #478
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No. I leave the fool to be pitiful. And to experience this:


Roll an M-80 up in some papers and smoke that freak while plinking a chick who has crabs so big that red lobster is trying to cacth 'em.
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Old 06-23-2009, 03:47 AM   #479
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Pff, M80s are for children.


Implode.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:40 PM   #480
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I like my body TYVM, though I watched a gallon glass jar get imploded behind a barrier once. it was cool.


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