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01-06-2011, 08:25 PM
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#961
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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Nah, too unoriginal, people try that all the time.
Don't get me some bondage gear, some stocks and some feathers. I'm determined to teach Crimson Viper not to eat my twizzlers in a way that won't make her laugh so hard she wets herself.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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01-06-2011, 11:18 PM
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#962
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Forumite
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: DisneyLand
Posts: 682
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Too Late! It's being Fed Ex'd to ya. (  No seriously..BTW, you owe $5 dollars in shipping.)
Give your cat a perm.
SITH HAPPENS
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01-07-2011, 10:33 AM
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#963
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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Can't, don't have one.
Give your cat a geri curl.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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01-07-2011, 10:43 AM
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#964
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Afro Skeleton
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 963
Current Game: Street Fighter IV
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Fortunately a random dog ate my cat before i could have done that
Smuggle a banana into the White House
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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01-07-2011, 05:31 PM
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#965
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Somewhere :D
Posts: 406
Current Game: MW3
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Already did and the monkeys took it.
Go hanggliding off Mt. Everest.
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01-07-2011, 07:14 PM
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#966
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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But I'll miss Seinfeld reruns!
Go perform the Tim and Eric "sit on you" antics at random:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZO6ab8i8TI
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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02-21-2011, 11:53 PM
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#967
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Forumite
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: DisneyLand
Posts: 682
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Naw, I don't wanna steal their thunder. 
Bring me all the felines in the world, so that I may proclaim myself as their leader and lead a revolt against you humans. CHOP! CHOP!
SITH HAPPENS
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02-22-2011, 08:49 AM
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#968
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Rookie
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: The United States of America
Posts: 178
Current Game: Life
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I tried, but about halfway they all went mad and killed me and ran off.
Take cyanide.
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04-06-2011, 02:58 AM
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#969
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,094
Current Game: the villain
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Nah, I'd rather take a mother from behind. 
(hint, finish the following with an opposing 3 word phrase involving an expletive)
Be Polite.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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