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05-15-2008, 05:50 PM
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You'll have to buy it first.
Eat you dinner.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-15-2008, 10:48 PM
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#82
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Loves Taffy
Join Date: Jul 2002
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I already have.
Give me a clean spoon!
"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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05-15-2008, 11:00 PM
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#83
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
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I only have sporks.
Make me feel pretty. *Smiles coquettishly *
Let's kill ourselves.
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05-15-2008, 11:37 PM
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#84
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English spoken in What
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Look in a mirror (but can you really afford all the bad luck that'll follow?  ).
Go find yourself.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-16-2008, 12:27 AM
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#85
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
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But I'm not lost.
Get lost.
Let's kill ourselves.
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05-16-2008, 12:57 PM
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#86
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Loves Taffy
Join Date: Jul 2002
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I have a map.
Listen to this music.
"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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05-16-2008, 03:21 PM
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Rookie
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But I am watching a movie!
Build a city on rock and roll!! And make a song about it while you are at it!!!
Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it. Music is like candy, it is only good without the rapper. When all is said and done, too many people keep on saying and doing.
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05-17-2008, 01:49 AM
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#88
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Too late, already been done.
Drop dead.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-17-2008, 11:13 AM
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#89
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Rookie
Join Date: Apr 2008
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But I am a zombie!
Go home and download Iron Man!
Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it. Music is like candy, it is only good without the rapper. When all is said and done, too many people keep on saying and doing.
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05-17-2008, 11:23 AM
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Saving the world casually
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Already have the DVD
Fix my Dolby Surround set 
"I think the Devil ****s Dutchmen."
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05-17-2008, 05:43 PM
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#91
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Loves Taffy
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Yeah, sure, let me get my Electronics Repairman license first.
Give me a banana.
"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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05-17-2008, 08:03 PM
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#92
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Cucumbers work better for the condom practice.
Make me some schnitzel. 
Let's kill ourselves.
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05-18-2008, 06:22 AM
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#93
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Saving the world casually
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I'm Dutch, not German!
Help that old lady cross the road..
"I think the Devil ****s Dutchmen."
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05-18-2008, 04:41 PM
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#94
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
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But the truck already hit her.
Tell me this song isn't awesome.
Let's kill ourselves.
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05-19-2008, 06:26 PM
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#95
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I would, but I'd have to actually listen to it first.
Go beat up the other kids for their milk money.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-19-2008, 07:34 PM
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#96
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Loves Taffy
Join Date: Jul 2002
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But they're bigger and stronger than me.
Cause the apocalypse.
"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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05-20-2008, 11:37 PM
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#97
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Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Not there yet.
Posts: 879
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But I'm only level 2 and I haven't learned that spell yet.
Watch FullMetal Alchemist!
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05-21-2008, 12:29 AM
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#98
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
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I have metal allergies.
Rub the lotion on your skin lest you get the hose again!
Let's kill ourselves.
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05-21-2008, 12:37 AM
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#99
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I'm a Mage
Join Date: Aug 2007
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I am only missing one thing. FEET.
Read a book.
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05-21-2008, 02:29 AM
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#100
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English spoken in What
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Butt eye is illitereight.
Turn off your computer.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-21-2008, 02:32 AM
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#101
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Veteran
Join Date: May 2006
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The power button broke.
Go for a drive.
I QUIT LF!
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05-21-2008, 08:01 AM
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#102
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Loves Taffy
Join Date: Jul 2002
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But I still don't have a license.
Kiss a goldfish.
"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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05-21-2008, 05:05 PM
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#103
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
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But mine are playing it koi.
Make you understand you're never going to give me up, let me down, run around and desert me.
Let's kill ourselves.
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05-21-2008, 07:28 PM
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#104
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No problem, I'll just kill you.
Don't look.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-22-2008, 05:55 PM
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#105
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Rookie
Join Date: Apr 2008
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But I have to look! If I don't, I wouldn't be giving you an excuse.
Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it. Music is like candy, it is only good without the rapper. When all is said and done, too many people keep on saying and doing.
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05-22-2008, 07:09 PM
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#106
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
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...
Kill it with fire!
Let's kill ourselves.
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05-23-2008, 01:21 AM
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#107
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I'm out of water.
Stop having fun.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-23-2008, 10:19 AM
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#108
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Loves Taffy
Join Date: Jul 2002
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I would, but then I'd get bored and start having fun regardless.
Rickroll me.
"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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05-24-2008, 03:31 PM
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#109
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A Little Nugget
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbus
Posts: 13,421
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But you won't fall for it!
DUCK! ~throws chicken~
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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05-25-2008, 06:55 PM
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#110
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Naw, I need to see you, ya big chicken, so that I can throw a rubber ducky back at you.
Stop horsing around.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-25-2008, 09:42 PM
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#111
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Loves Taffy
Join Date: Jul 2002
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*Rides in and around on horse* Howdy.
Make the devil cry!
"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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05-25-2008, 10:05 PM
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#112
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A Little Nugget
Join Date: Sep 2005
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~tries to steal Devil's fiddle, but I fail~ I can't catch him. D:
Eat the food!
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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05-25-2008, 10:16 PM
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#113
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
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No, John, you are the food.
And no one wants to eat you.
Say 'yes' to free sex with a person of the opposite gender who exceeds all your standards. 
Let's kill ourselves.
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05-25-2008, 11:26 PM
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#114
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English spoken in What
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No, I'm afraid she'll turn out to be a post op tranny.
Take Hall's Barony away.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-26-2008, 12:23 AM
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#115
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
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I can't take something away from myself.
Get me another barony.
Let's kill ourselves.
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05-26-2008, 12:29 AM
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#116
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English spoken in What
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Can't, I work for Duke Nukem and a dukedom pwns a barony.
Tell your mom she's fat.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-26-2008, 11:51 AM
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#117
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Loves Taffy
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NO U.
Kill a pokemon.
"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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05-26-2008, 02:39 PM
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#118
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English spoken in What
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Your mom beat me to it.
Go dress up like a stormtrooper.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-27-2008, 05:13 AM
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#119
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Saving the world casually
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Sorry, my next theme party is labeled Pirates, not 'Star Wars.'
Get me some tickets for the Euro 2008 soccer tournament!
"I think the Devil ****s Dutchmen."
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05-27-2008, 09:29 AM
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#120
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English spoken in What
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Not unless you pay me 2x the ticket price first.
Go to the Olmpics.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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