The Excuse Game - Page 5

TriggerGod · 02-15-2009, 12:53 AM

nah, how about i kill you instead? *pushes down stairs*

give me liberty

HK-42 · 02-15-2009, 01:05 AM

No! I just answerd that one!

Quote:

Originally Posted by hk42

No, just come to the US, we will give you liberty, and lots of taxes.

Give me 3ds for free.

TriggerGod · 02-15-2009, 01:07 AM

no i want money up front

give me death

HK-42 · 02-15-2009, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TriggerGod

no i want money up front

give me death

No youre to greedy, I already gave you death in the TH chatbox.

Give me my own smily.

Alkonium · 02-15-2009, 02:30 AM

Your wording makes your demand impossible to interpret.

Give me $Texas.

Astrotoy7 · 02-15-2009, 11:20 AM

No, have $Alaska instead

Cats need to be worshipped as Cat-like Gods resembling Cats

mtfbwya

Alkonium · 02-15-2009, 05:45 PM

But cats are probably atheists.

Worship me as a god!

Bokken · 02-15-2009, 06:29 PM

But you don't believe in gods.

Play SWBF2.

Alkonium · 02-15-2009, 06:52 PM

I do already.

Invent fighting, then perfect it so that no living man can best you in the ring of honour, then use your fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, then herd them onto a boat, then beat the crap out of every single one, so that afterward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo.

TriggerGod · 02-15-2009, 07:44 PM

no thanks I'm a pacifist.

give me a zoo

HK-42 · 02-15-2009, 08:09 PM

I can't it got mortgaged(oddly enough by the same banker on that tardis)

Give me the 9 Rings/the one.

CommanderQ · 02-15-2009, 08:15 PM

No...it's MINE, MY OWN!! MY PRECIOUS!!

Give me Narsil, the blade of Isildur.

Alkonium · 02-15-2009, 08:18 PM

It has already been reforged into Anduril.

Give me Anduril, Flame of the West, blade of Aragorn!

CommanderQ · 02-15-2009, 08:21 PM

Ummm, I wonder how Aragorn will take to this.....didn't he say that he would kill anyone that touched his blade?

GIVE ME A SANDWITCH, DARN IT!!!!!!!

TriggerGod · 02-15-2009, 08:29 PM

ok, its a rat poison and iodine sandwich.

can I have a normal sandwich?

HK-42 · 02-15-2009, 10:24 PM

No because you failed to state what kind.

Can I get a 3 to replace the one I lost?(on the keyboard)

Alkonium · 02-15-2009, 10:53 PM

No, because then you'd have 3 3 keys, since you said you lost a 1 key.

BURN WITH ME!

HK-42 · 02-15-2009, 11:34 PM

No that would hurt.

I WANT TO KNOW WHY THE SUN IS SO ROUND!

Astrotoy7 · 02-16-2009, 04:57 AM

um no. Its actually sun-shaped

I demand a posse of muscular black hamsters, so that we may roll in a gang

mtfbwya

Alkonium · 02-16-2009, 09:49 AM

You'd roll over them.

Make Steven Moffat have the Eleventh Doctor fight the Daleks at least once.

Bokken · 02-16-2009, 10:12 AM

But I don't like Doctor Who.

Make the other users give excuses rather than "ruin wishes."

Alkonium · 02-16-2009, 10:13 AM

But they're idiots.

Let's get rid of the idiots.

Astrotoy7 · 02-17-2009, 02:41 AM

we cant, but we can at least segregate them in places to fight about religion and pregnant women

We must all make a pledge of allegiance to Pizza(no anchovies)

mtfbwya

Bokken · 02-17-2009, 10:41 AM

But I like anchovies.

Let us dance!

Alkonium · 02-17-2009, 04:56 PM

But I'm tired.

Read Watchmen.

HK-42 · 02-17-2009, 06:47 PM

I might get sick.

Give me 25cents so I can have a total of 75 cents so I can buy a coke.

CommanderQ · 02-17-2009, 06:52 PM

No, coke is bad for you, go eat veggies.

I want the knowledge of the ages.

Bokken · 02-18-2009, 10:29 AM

But I don't have it myself.

Can I have another piece of pie?

CommanderQ · 02-18-2009, 11:07 AM

Nope, YOU'VE HAD FIVE ALREADY!!

Can you make me a chocolate pecan pie?

Alkonium · 02-18-2009, 01:05 PM

No. Chocolate Pecans are impossible.

Make me a life size statue of myself using chocolate.

CommanderQ · 02-18-2009, 01:29 PM

NO! YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE!

I want a statue of me bult in titanium and placed in front of the White House.

HK-42 · 02-18-2009, 10:45 PM

No it dosent look good with the white house.

I want every car stolen in "Gone in 60 seconds"

Alkonium · 02-18-2009, 11:15 PM

You can't have them because we can't find them.

I want better parts in the musicals I audition for.

Bokken · 02-19-2009, 01:23 PM

But you're such a good stagehand already!

I want to have it my way at Burger King.

HK-42 · 02-19-2009, 04:44 PM

You cant, thats only a saying, they will press charges.

I want to own Burger King, no excuses.

Alkonium · 02-19-2009, 04:45 PM

No. Just no.

I want a 1964 Aston Martin DB5.

Bokken · 02-19-2009, 04:50 PM

But I don't know what that is.

I want to be on Tier 10 Remort 7 in Aardwolf.

CommanderQ · 02-19-2009, 04:54 PM

I wouldn't, if I could....but for the right price.......

I want a Porsche.

HK-42 · 02-19-2009, 06:30 PM

I would buy you one but I dont have your social security card.

I want the tank in your sig.

Alkonium · 02-19-2009, 08:05 PM

Then his sig would be boring.

I want people to post more in the threads I start.