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Old 02-15-2009, 12:53 AM   #161
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nah, how about i kill you instead? *pushes down stairs*

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Old 02-15-2009, 01:05 AM   #162
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Old 02-15-2009, 01:07 AM   #163
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no i want money up front

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Old 02-15-2009, 01:09 AM   #164
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no i want money up front

give me death
No youre to greedy, I already gave you death in the TH chatbox.

Give me my own smily.


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Old 02-15-2009, 02:30 AM   #165
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Your wording makes your demand impossible to interpret.

Give me $Texas.

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Old 02-15-2009, 11:20 AM   #166
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No, have $Alaska instead

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Old 02-15-2009, 05:45 PM   #167
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But cats are probably atheists.

Worship me as a god!

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Old 02-15-2009, 06:29 PM   #168
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Old 02-15-2009, 06:52 PM   #169
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I do already.


Invent fighting, then perfect it so that no living man can best you in the ring of honour, then use your fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, then herd them onto a boat, then beat the crap out of every single one, so that afterward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo.

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Old 02-15-2009, 07:44 PM   #170
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no thanks I'm a pacifist.

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Old 02-15-2009, 08:09 PM   #171
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I can't it got mortgaged(oddly enough by the same banker on that tardis)

Give me the 9 Rings/the one.

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Old 02-15-2009, 08:15 PM   #172
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No...it's MINE, MY OWN!! MY PRECIOUS!!

Give me Narsil, the blade of Isildur.


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If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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Old 02-15-2009, 08:18 PM   #173
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It has already been reforged into Anduril.

Give me Anduril, Flame of the West, blade of Aragorn!

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Old 02-15-2009, 08:21 PM   #174
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Ummm, I wonder how Aragorn will take to this.....didn't he say that he would kill anyone that touched his blade?

GIVE ME A SANDWITCH, DARN IT!!!!!!!


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Old 02-15-2009, 08:29 PM   #175
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ok, its a rat poison and iodine sandwich.

can I have a normal sandwich?
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Old 02-15-2009, 10:24 PM   #176
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No because you failed to state what kind.

Can I get a 3 to replace the one I lost?(on the keyboard)

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Old 02-15-2009, 10:53 PM   #177
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No, because then you'd have 3 3 keys, since you said you lost a 1 key.

BURN WITH ME!

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Old 02-15-2009, 11:34 PM   #178
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No that would hurt.

I WANT TO KNOW WHY THE SUN IS SO ROUND!

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Old 02-16-2009, 04:57 AM   #179
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um no. Its actually sun-shaped

I demand a posse of muscular black hamsters, so that we may roll in a gang

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Old 02-16-2009, 09:49 AM   #180
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You'd roll over them.

Make Steven Moffat have the Eleventh Doctor fight the Daleks at least once.

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Old 02-16-2009, 10:12 AM   #181
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But I don't like Doctor Who.

Make the other users give excuses rather than "ruin wishes."


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Old 02-16-2009, 10:13 AM   #182
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But they're idiots.

Let's get rid of the idiots.

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Old 02-17-2009, 02:41 AM   #183
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we cant, but we can at least segregate them in places to fight about religion and pregnant women

We must all make a pledge of allegiance to Pizza(no anchovies)

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Old 02-17-2009, 10:41 AM   #184
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Let us dance!


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Old 02-17-2009, 04:56 PM   #185
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But I'm tired.

Read Watchmen.

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Old 02-17-2009, 06:47 PM   #186
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I might get sick.

Give me 25cents so I can have a total of 75 cents so I can buy a coke.

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Old 02-17-2009, 06:52 PM   #187
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No, coke is bad for you, go eat veggies.

I want the knowledge of the ages.


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Old 02-18-2009, 10:29 AM   #188
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But I don't have it myself.

Can I have another piece of pie?


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Old 02-18-2009, 11:07 AM   #189
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Nope, YOU'VE HAD FIVE ALREADY!!

Can you make me a chocolate pecan pie?


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Old 02-18-2009, 01:05 PM   #190
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No. Chocolate Pecans are impossible.

Make me a life size statue of myself using chocolate.

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Old 02-18-2009, 01:29 PM   #191
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NO! YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE!

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Old 02-18-2009, 10:45 PM   #192
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No it dosent look good with the white house.

I want every car stolen in "Gone in 60 seconds"

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Old 02-18-2009, 11:15 PM   #193
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You can't have them because we can't find them.

I want better parts in the musicals I audition for.

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Old 02-19-2009, 01:23 PM   #194
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But you're such a good stagehand already!

I want to have it my way at Burger King.


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Old 02-19-2009, 04:44 PM   #195
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You cant, thats only a saying, they will press charges.

I want to own Burger King, no excuses.

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Old 02-19-2009, 04:45 PM   #196
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No. Just no.

I want a 1964 Aston Martin DB5.

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Old 02-19-2009, 04:50 PM   #197
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But I don't know what that is.

I want to be on Tier 10 Remort 7 in Aardwolf.


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Old 02-19-2009, 04:54 PM   #198
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I wouldn't, if I could....but for the right price.......

I want a Porsche.


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Old 02-19-2009, 06:30 PM   #199
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I would buy you one but I dont have your social security card.

I want the tank in your sig.

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Old 02-19-2009, 08:05 PM   #200
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Then his sig would be boring.

I want people to post more in the threads I start.

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