The Excuse Game - Page 6

CommanderQ · 02-19-2009, 09:18 PM

Why would we do that, we like this thread..

Give me your credit card so I can.....erm.....pay off your debts

Alkonium · 02-19-2009, 09:30 PM

I don't trust you.

Refuse to follow this command.

Astrotoy7 · 02-20-2009, 01:02 PM

No. Id rather command you to follow.

Take off that jumpsuit weirdo!

mtfbwya

CommanderQ · 02-20-2009, 05:37 PM

NEVER!! This jumpsuit is completely...MEE!!

Hit yourself in the face with a soccerball.

Alkonium · 02-21-2009, 01:33 AM

I can't find one.

Go get Exterminated by the Daleks.

urluckyday · 02-21-2009, 01:35 AM

Wish I could...if I knew who the Daleks were...

Go run the 40 meter dash.

Bokken · 02-21-2009, 01:56 AM

But I'd rather walk because I'm gellin'.

Give me a Zune.

Alkonium · 02-22-2009, 06:01 PM

I have better things to spend my money on.

Comment on my Doctor Who logos!

urluckyday · 02-22-2009, 07:51 PM

I can't because I'm not british

Go become a PC (I'm a PC)

Alkonium · 02-23-2009, 08:23 AM

I think I am already.

Drink paint.

Bokken · 02-23-2009, 08:41 AM

But I'd pass out from the fumes first.

Eat worms.

Alkonium · 02-23-2009, 08:44 AM

I may not be a vegetarian, but I don't eat things that are still alive!

Drink Bleach.

urluckyday · 02-23-2009, 09:18 AM

I did once, it wasn't fun, so I won't do it again...

Bite a rattlesnake.

Alkonium · 02-23-2009, 03:17 PM

I can't find any.

Get killed, get noticed.

urluckyday · 02-23-2009, 03:19 PM

No, I don't need to be noticed to be a superstar.

Go win an Oscar.

Alkonium · 02-23-2009, 06:51 PM

I'm a horrible actor.

Go win a Grammy.

CommanderQ · 02-23-2009, 06:54 PM

No, I'm not sure Grammy will appreciate that...

Go rule the world.

urluckyday · 02-23-2009, 06:57 PM

I would but I'm too lazy

Help me out.

Hallucination · 02-23-2009, 07:07 PM

Hall only helps those who help themselves.

Sell your body.

For charity!

CommanderQ · 02-23-2009, 07:10 PM

NEVER! My body would contaminate them and spread a disease that would engulf the world...

Go blow yourself up in the name of science...

urluckyday · 02-23-2009, 09:16 PM

I hate science!

Cheer for the Minnesota Vikings!

Alkonium · 02-23-2009, 11:25 PM

I don't care about sports.

Join my RP Series.

Bokken · 02-24-2009, 12:57 PM

I don't like RP'ing.

Go get herpes.

CommanderQ · 02-24-2009, 01:15 PM

No, I enjoy life.

Go fly skydive, without a parachute.

Alkonium · 02-24-2009, 05:26 PM

Sounds painful.

Go get Exterminated by the Daleks.

Bokken · 02-24-2009, 11:24 PM

I would if I knew what they were.

Tell me how Archie is better than the Yellow Submarine.

CommanderQ · 02-24-2009, 11:36 PM

Ummmm, maybe it's better if I don't.

Go try and beat Arnold Schwartzeneggar in an arm wrestling contest.

Astrotoy7 · 02-25-2009, 10:11 AM

Nope. Id rather go against him in a pronunciation contest.

Invent a hat that can also play Crysis

mtfbwya

urluckyday · 02-25-2009, 03:46 PM

That's impossible...

Buy an Island and become dictator for life.

CommanderQ · 02-25-2009, 04:01 PM

Why would I do that? I don't like being rebelled against!

Go form an underwater Utopia and transform yourself into a strange blue mutant.

Bokken · 02-25-2009, 04:04 PM

But the water's polluted.

Go Kitten Huffing.

Alkonium · 02-25-2009, 07:00 PM

I'd probably get my brain clawed out from the inside.

Go get caught in an intrinsic field subtracter and become the next Doctor Manhattan.

CommanderQ · 02-25-2009, 08:01 PM

No, I don't like intrinsic field subtractors...they hurt.

Go find some horribly sad story so you can become a gruesome avenger of the night...like Batman.

Alkonium · 02-25-2009, 08:15 PM

It would be someone else's story.

Go get thrown out a window by Ozymandias.

Bokken · 02-25-2009, 11:53 PM

I'd rather get buggered by Mephastophales.

Sell your soul on EBay.

Astrotoy7 · 02-26-2009, 04:39 AM

Cant. its being downloaded on piratebay

Invent a new brand of underwear for male helicopter enthusiasts called COCKPIT

mtfbwya

CommanderQ · 02-26-2009, 11:39 AM

No, I am allergic to PUNS.

Go and try to beat the world record for prison breaks.

Bokken · 02-26-2009, 01:00 PM

But I'm not in prison.

Invent a vorpal clock of ebil (that's better than evil).

CommanderQ · 02-26-2009, 01:02 PM

*sniff* But I'm not evil.....

Go join the Ebil League of Ebil and become the Ebilist of all Ebil Villains...

Astrotoy7 · 02-26-2009, 06:07 PM

Unfortunately, I renounced Ebil a long time ago

Go pump up a bike that was made before the invention of The Wheel

mtfbwya