What Would You Do If?

[CommanderQ]

I would nuke it.

WWYD if Sidious decided you were a threat to the Empire.

[Totenkopf]

Rest easy, knowing he was just a fictional character.

WWYDI your wife found out about your 3 mistresses?

[Darth Avlectus]

Uhh, I'm single now??? (knowing T they'd all be these fat hairy ugly redneck hoes)

WWYDI My crispified former pet monkey was looking for a home to die in?

[Totenkopf]

I'd let him live with those 3 fat hairy ugly redneck hoes that I thought were your mistresses.

WWYDI if someone tried to pimp you in prison?

[CommanderQ]

I'd nuke them.

What if you got your tongue stuck to a metal bar in the middle of winter?

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd find some way to obtain hot fluid to thaw my tongue off of it.


WWYDI those fat hairy ugly bag lady redneck hoe mistresses Totenkopf mistook for mine, were jumping on trampolines and they all landed on you when you weren't looking?

[Totenkopf]

Hope they were midgets.

WWYDI if GTA's monkey were flinging its crap at you?

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd Burn it and its army if it decided to mutiny me.

WWYDI totenkopf offered to have a drink with you.

[Totenkopf]

Accept it....there's no finer company anywhere.

WWYDI if GTA's ugly midget hairy redneck hoes came on to you?

[CommanderQ]

I'd nuke them.

WWYDI Totenkopf was stalking you.

[Totenkopf]

Talk myself out of it.

WWYDI if CommanderQ started a DQ franchise?

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd be the first to show up for a chocolate malt.

WWYDI GTA left you an explosion filled little surprise on your front doorstep?

[Totenkopf]

Leave an even bigger explosion filled surprise in the middle of his home.

WWYDI Batman and Robin came onto to you at the same time?

[Alkonium]

Threesome?

WWYDI Ozymandias wanted you dead?

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd call @$$-fountain boy after he was loaded full. Ready aim fire from the hole!--err water...err...yuck. All the reason it'd work.

WWYDI Totenkopf needed a dollar?

[Totenkopf]

Take it from GTA when he wasn't looking.

WWYDI there was nothing left to do?

[Darth Avlectus]

Go find Anderson's toolshed. Meheheheh-heh-heheh.

Originally Posted by Totenkopf

Take it from GTA when he wasn't looking.

Must be an IOU, then...remember? I'm broke 'cuz I asked for you to give a brotha a dolla...support NWP.

...you cold bastard.

EDIT: WWYDI someone droppoed a bank safe from 50 stories up?

[Alkonium]

I'm not entirely sure what the question is.

WWYDI you had the One Ring?

[CommanderQ]

I'd use it to nuke people with my power.

WWYDI Sauron invaded Earth?

[Alkonium]

We'd nuke him.

WWYDI the Black Mesa incident really happened?

[Totenkopf]

Become Gordon Freeman. Someone's got to put things right.

WWYDI a fast zombie were trying to make a meal out of you?

[Alkonium]

Gravity Gun a sawblade at it.

WWYDI you found yourself in the Deadspell Storm?

[Totenkopf]

Grab the nearest Shardship or Vailyrian rider.

WWYDI if neither were available?

[CommanderQ]

I could always nuke them.

WWYDI the President ended up being a terrorist robot in disquise?

[Totenkopf]

I'd nuke him. (inside running joke, it seems ).

What would you do if the robot nuked you first?

[CommanderQ]

I'D NUKE HIM BEFORE THAT! YOU SHOULD KNOW! (Inside joke indeed)

WWYDI the power to influence anything was given to you? (Try and nuke that...)

[Totenkopf]

I'd influence everyone by selectively nuking others. (take that..)

WWYDI you couldn't nuke me for that? (nope...ya can't nuke me )

[Alkonium]

Incinerate you.

WWYDI if there were no nukes?

[CommanderQ]

I'd build them, then I'd nuke you

WWYD if I was sitting on a large nuclear stockpile in the center of the Earth, and if I exploded, took everyone with me.{beat that.}

[Totenkopf]

I blow you up AFTER I began colonizing the rest of the solar system. ( )

WWYDI if you went to hell for making me destroy you?

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd rape all the demons with my chainsaw.

WWYDI Perez Hilton was elected president.

[Totenkopf]

I'd convince the devil to lend you out w/your chainsaw for a little "job".

WWYDI if Donald Trump became the president?

[CommanderQ]

I'd nuke him with a nuke that had financial numbers painted on the top....BEAT THAT!

Now an even more interesting quesiton, WWYDI Donald Trump became president?

[Totenkopf]

I'd nuke you before you could nuke him. Take that.

WWYDI there were no weapons (of any kind) left and perez hilton became president?

[CommanderQ]

I would throw a uranium ball at him, and then ignite the fuse...to create....A NUKE!! OHHHHH!!

WWYDI you had to stop the world from rotating because of my nuke? {Heheheheh}

[Totenkopf]

Sick the Bob on you. He doesn't like people messing with the planet like that (not even you ).

WWYDI the IRS decided you owed it A LOT of $$ and wouldn't take no for an answer? (hint: no nuking....it's now been horribly overdone to the point of cliche ).

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd bombard them with dead raccoons until their office was full of them.

WWYDI +some bum rolled in manure and then decided to take a load off in your bed?
(runs away)

[CommanderQ]

I'd put him in a nuke and send him to Mars{the nuke is now officially a cliche...what say a custom title?}

WWYDI a strange alien substance began to colonize the world?

[Totenkopf]

Destroy it with anti-matter.

WWYDI LF didn't exist?

[Darth Avlectus]

Uhh, well, depends on the context of "didn't exist"...Probably go to my tool shed and not come out.

Originally Posted by CommanderQ

{the nuke is now officially a cliche...what say a custom title?}

Hmm...I'll consider it for when I reach that point... Maybe use something retarded for an av???

WWYDI Violent J showed up naked at your front door in facepaint and with an axe?