The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Ztalker]

Granted, buy your match against an extremely powerfull martial artist El Ertisto de lã Murete (Artist of Death, I believe?) will be the first to air!

I wish I was of royal blood!

[Hallucination]

Granted, you now have hemophilia.

I wish I was in Spain right nao.

[Ztalker]

Granted...you are on a very nice camping in Spain near a forest. *Forest fire FWOOOOOSH*

I wish I could trace my family tree further back...it only goes to 1580

[Hallucination]

Granted, you discover that your ancestors were dropped down by aliens. You don't get their superpowers and the FBI knows too.

I wish I had your soul. Muahahaha!

[Ztalker]

Granted, but my soul is rotten by alcohol abuse, beiing Dutch, too much Monty Python, Star Wars and extreme exposure to Lucasforums. You die of extreme exposure to my soul and spontaniously conbust.

I wish I had my soul back!

[Totenkopf]

After Hal's unforseen demise, you now do. However, it now claims you life as well, as in a suicidal fit you knock me out and face El Ertisto de lã Murete in my place.

I wish this forum had even more options than the recent upgrade allowed for.

[topshot]

Granted. However, half your user_name gets taken away as a result.

I wish I could change shape and form.

[DarthAve]

Granted, but you can only change into a Snorlax.

I wish I had triscuts.

[Hallucination]

Granted, they're the new cyanide flavoured ones.

I wish I could shard your purplez IRL.

[Totenkopf]

Decides not to grant wish, just for the helluva it.

I wish Bill Gates liquidated all his stock and gave me the money for my own.

[topshot]

Granted, but due to technical difficulty, the economy begins to drop even further and you begin to owe the government twice the amount you received from Microsoft.

I wish I knew what I was even talking about......

[Sabretooth]

Granted, but you forget it a moment later.

I wish my internet connection speed was fifteen times faster.

[Totenkopf]

Granted, but it only moves 15x faster than partially frozen molasses.

I wish I had a fully stocked complimentary wet bar at my disposal.

[Ztalker]

Granted, but the idiots who went to place it misunderstood the wish and disposed of the thing immediately.

I wish I had Uber soccer skills

[topshot]

Granted. Soccer is all you ever think about now. Say goodbye to oral hygiene, food, family, friends, school, etc.

I wish there was a cure to end all suffering without having to die or some such.

[Totenkopf]

Unfortunately, there isn't.

I wish I owned all the diamonds in the world.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but people now realise how useless they are.

I wish my wisdom teeth weren't removed today. >_<

[Arcesious]

Granted, all of your other teeth are pulled.

I remember something exactly liek this on another site, the 'Corrupt-a-Wish' thread...

I wish for KOTOR III to come out now and be the best game ever.

[Ztalker]

Granted, it's now released for the Atari 2600 and even the Angry videogame Nerd thinks it's good.

I wish I didn't have to work in a few hours....

[itchythesamurai]

Granted, but you get fired for not showing up.

I wish I hadn't registered for LucasForums.

[Marius Fett]

Granted. But tommorrow the Admins will come to your house in a black van and kill you.

I wish I was a Stormtrooper... (One that's alive)

[Totenkopf]

Granted, but then you're killed immediately afterward.

I wish politicains would cut taxes instead of raising them (as if).

[Ztalker]

Granted! But the world economy colapses and you end up living in a box...

I wish I had a Subaru Impreza WRXI...

[topshot]

Granted. It's missing its engine.


I wish I had a working ray gun.

[Marius Fett]

Granted, but you held it wrong and killed yourself.

I wish my laptop wasn't Vista...

[Ztalker]

Granted, it's MDdos , 1987 version!

I wish I could ride that Honda CRX racing car I just raced again

[topshot]

Granted. It breaks down upon inserting the ignition key.

I wish I had more courage.

[itchythesamurai]

Granted, but you're so courageous that you join the military and it doesn't end well for you.

I wish I could watch the new season of Venture Bros from Singapore.

[Ztalker]

Granted, but are immediately arrested for dropping your bubble gum on the pavement in Singapore (an are sentenced to prison), which truely counts as a crime there.

I wish I was an Epic moderator/admin here! The power....the POWER!

[Da_man]

Granted, but it comes with the responsibility of dealing with the stupid noobs.

I wish I had a yoink stick.

[topshot]

Granted. However, you'll have to duel Rhett or itchy to keep it.

I wish for an extra wish.

[Marius Fett]

Granted. But you wished never to be able to wish again.

I wish I had some chicken...

[Da_man]

Granted, but it's genetically altered chicken that tastes horrible.

I wish I could be beta Halo 3 on Legendary. Speaking of which, anyone got any tips on the levels on Legendary?

[Ztalker]

Granted, you can beat it! After intensive training, that is....

I wish my Battlefield 2142 would stop messing around
(Everytime I want to play it, it says it can't find the disc...tried everything, helpdesk etc..but no result)

[M@RS]

Granted, you can fix it (that game rocks)

I wish my skin would be viewable in ModView

[topshot]

Granted. You have no model to attach it to, though.


I wish I had an extra pair of jeans.

[Ztalker]

Granted. But it's brown and full of holes 'n dirt.

I wish I could do my homework faster

[topshot]

Granted, but now you've forgotten that your dog ate the homework and have flunked class the next day.

I wish an opening theme would play every time I take a step.

[Da_man]

Granted, but people beat you up cuz it's annoying. *pounds topshot to a pulp.*

I wish the stupid people would shut up.

[topshot]

Granted, but now the super-intellectual people won't stop being so damn annoying!


I wish my DS had history-rewriting capabilities.