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Old 06-06-2008, 04:30 AM   #121
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It does now and plans to write you out of existence.

I wish the election were tomorrow so that the media would shut up about it already.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-06-2008, 04:32 AM   #122
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They do, so no-one knows about the elections and a dictator is chosen!

I wish I could play the guitar as good as Clapton..

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Old 06-06-2008, 04:37 AM   #123
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You do, but it's Izzy Clapton from down the street (who also happens to be extremely tone deaf).

I wish that Sex And The City would flop.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-06-2008, 04:38 AM   #124
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It does...for the male viewers at least

I wish I could play for the Dutch team on the Euro Soccer tournament..

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Old 06-06-2008, 04:44 AM   #125
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You can......but you're only the towel/water boy.

I wish all the people that wrote malicious virus code had their computers explode everytime they attempted to create a new bug or modify an existing one.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-07-2008, 10:29 PM   #126
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Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately, you attempted to create a virus, and your computer exploded, destroying you as well.

I wish that I was immune to the Ruining of Wishes!
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Old 06-07-2008, 10:42 PM   #127
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Granted; however, but the government will force you to. Sorry!

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Old 06-08-2008, 12:10 AM   #128
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Granted, but when September rolls around you don't feel like working and your GPA gets shot to Hell's basement.

I wish I was a Deep One.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 06-09-2008, 02:54 AM   #129
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Granted, but deep has now been redefined as shallow.

I wish spring skipped summer and went straight to fall.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-09-2008, 08:21 AM   #130
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Granted. However, it is now winter where you live and fall for the rest of us where we are.

I wish I had a good job.


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 06-09-2008, 08:37 AM   #131
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Granted; but hating tomatoes will get you fired!!

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Old 06-09-2008, 09:56 AM   #132
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Granted, but now they start thinking they are better then you at everything else.

I wish I had a more creative title.


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 06-09-2008, 04:56 PM   #133
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You create one, but the staff thinks it's too pornographic and ban you for life.

I wish we needed to sleep fewer hours a day.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-10-2008, 12:50 AM   #134
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Granted, but passing out drunk does not count as sleep.

I wish I had some pie right now.

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Old 06-10-2008, 12:53 AM   #135
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Granted, I make a mean Apple Pie.

I wish I was 16.

Here's your pie



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Old 06-10-2008, 01:05 AM   #136
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Granted, but you get a crappy car to drive.

I wish I had Team Fortress 2.


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Old 06-10-2008, 04:37 PM   #137
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You get it, but only to find out the install disks are empty.

I wish red were green.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-10-2008, 04:42 PM   #138
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Granted, you're now colorblind

I wish I was rich... doesn't anyone...


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I don't want to get my hopes up, but it's like the planets are aligning or something.
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Old 06-10-2008, 07:43 PM   #139
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^Granted, you now owe the bank 1 million dollars.

I wish I was Adam West.


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 06-10-2008, 07:46 PM   #140
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Who's that, granted if it makes you happy

I wish I lived in California (San Diego)


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Old 06-10-2008, 11:51 PM   #141
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^Adam West was Batman (1960s TV version)

You will......after it becomes part of Mexico.

I wish I had the Midas touch, but that the only thing I couldn't turn into gold was human flesh (ie then I can't accidentally kill myself).


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-11-2008, 09:36 AM   #142
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Granted! But the stock market collapses under the overflood of gold and it becomes worthless and you are stuck with unfortunate smelting accidents around you.

I wish the computer-fix guy would take up his phone! This d*mned machine is still pumpin blue screens!

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Old 06-11-2008, 11:24 AM   #143
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Granted, but your machine blows up and you can't use it anyways...

I wish, I didn't have to get glasses...


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Old 06-11-2008, 12:13 PM   #144
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Granted, you can either take lensen, laser your eyes or walk into every object you (can't) see. Pick one!

I wish I could use Force Lightning to fry some idiots...

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Old 06-11-2008, 01:44 PM   #145
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Granted, but you on accident shock you and your girlfriend while in a public pool...

I wish, I could play the drums like Neal Pert...


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Old 06-11-2008, 03:24 PM   #146
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Granted, but now you become nonexistent, since I have no idea who Neal Pert is.

I wish I could play guitar like Buckethead.

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Old 06-11-2008, 03:40 PM   #147
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Granted, but now you become nonexistent, since I have no idea who Buckethead is. (Deja Vu )

I wish The Force was real

this is Neil Peart (I misspelled his name )

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../NeilPeart.JPG
Here's his life story too
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Peart


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Old 06-11-2008, 04:01 PM   #148
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Granted, but now you become nonexistent, since I have no idea who Buckethead is. (Deja Vu )
Shoulda seen that coming.
THIS Is Buckethead, the best guitarist you've never heard of.


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this is Neil Peart (I misspelled his name )

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../NeilPeart.JPG
Here's his life story too
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Peart
I also shoulda known who Neil Peart is, I'm a big Rush fan.

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Old 06-11-2008, 04:08 PM   #149
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Granted, you think of wish, but your wish is for you to go bankrupt and you end up on the streets as a beggar

I wish, Emperor Palpatine died in a saber fight with Vader...


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Old 06-11-2008, 05:01 PM   #150
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Granted, but he inhabits a clone body afterwards to fry Vader's behind...

I wish the girl I loved would realise it without me having to tell her

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Old 06-11-2008, 05:19 PM   #151
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Granted, she realises it because of everyone else telling her. And lawling.

I wish I didn't have my three hardest exams in the first two days of Exam Week.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 06-11-2008, 05:36 PM   #152
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Granted. Your teachers excuse you from the exams, but fail you for the courses. Off to summer school with ya, lad.

I wish I didn't have to come up with a wish here but would still be able to continue playing this game.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:48 AM   #153
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Bzzzp...IMPOSSIBLE THREAD PARADOX!


Anyways, I wish I could do the barwizarding stuff...

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Old 06-18-2008, 12:28 PM   #154
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Granted, but you're forced to work in a poor country where people can't afford to tip you.

I wish it were Christmas already.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-18-2008, 12:36 PM   #155
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Granted, its New Years Day. :\

I wish that I had a camera...

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Old 06-18-2008, 02:02 PM   #156
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Granted, but it's a camera obscura, and it's not the portable kind.

I wish I had the power to melt faces on command.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 06-18-2008, 09:17 PM   #157
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Now you can.....burn the faces off your plastic soldiers with your new pack of matches.

I wish you well..


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-18-2008, 10:53 PM   #158
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Granted, but I get a well.

I wish I could fly...

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Old 06-18-2008, 11:39 PM   #159
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Granted, and you're now in season too!

I wish I had a cannon.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 06-18-2008, 11:44 PM   #160
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Granted, but you get that camera that I wanted.

I wish for peace...

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