PI IS EXACTLY 3!

Frenchyd · 10-28-2001, 03:02 AM

Now that I have your attention

Anyways this is a topic, for you're favourite simpsons quote. Because so many of you watch the simpsons.

Mine is:

"Those shoes look canadian..."
~Said by one of the twins

GO!

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Natty · 10-28-2001, 03:03 AM

Maaaaaaaaaaaatlooooooooooooooock- Grandpa

Haha- Nelson, dunno how many times a day I use that on people

The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.- Ralph

Hutz: Mrs Simpson. What did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant?
Marge: We pretty much went home.
Hutz: Mrs Simpson, you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until 3 am looking for another "All you can eat" fish restaurant.
Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: We went fishing.

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns, you have a letter for me....
Postoffice: Okay. What's your first name, Mr Burns?
Homer: I ... Uh ... Don't know ...

Hello supernintendo Chalmers. I’m lernding- Ralph

Stupid TV, be more funny- Homer

Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend anymore. That's why you couldn't come to the party.
Bart: What's she got against me?
Milhouse: She says you're a bad influence.
Bart: Bad influence, my ass! How many times have I told you? Never listen to your mother!

Hey, guys? Just so you don't hear any wild rumours, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.- Bart

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!- Homer

Ned: Knock that off, you two. It's time for church.
Todd: We're not going to church today.
Ned: What? You give me one good reason.
Todd: It's Saturday.
Ned: Okelly-Dokelly-do!

Tonight I’m going to party like it’s on sale for $19.99!- Apu

Oh, hi. I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videosas Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid.

Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such Driver’s Ed films as Alice’s Adventures Through the Windshield Glass and The Decapitation of LarryLeadfoot.

Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure. You may remember me from such date's as last night's dinner.

Hello, I'm actor Troy McClure. You kids might remember me from such educational films as Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly and Here comes the metric system!"

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Natty · 10-28-2001, 03:14 AM

Homer- No beer and no TV make Homer go something something

Marge- Go Crazy?

Homer- Don't mind if I do!!! aaaaaaaah!!!

I'm gonna add more later though

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*MtBlanc* · 10-28-2001, 03:24 AM

"It's funny because it's true..." - Homer, I don't know how many times I use this one on a daily basis.

And...

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos." - Homer, I don't know how many times I use this one on a daily basis in my Government and Politics class.

There are others, many others, but these were just in my head.

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*Metallus* · 10-28-2001, 03:25 AM

"Ohhh, confused, would we?" -Homer

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10-28-2001, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns, you have a letter for me....
Postoffice: Okay. What's your first name, Mr Burns?
Homer: I ... Uh ... Don't know ...

Just being pedantic, but I think (not sure) it's:
"Homer - Hellooo, my name is Mr Burns, I belive you have a package for me
Posty - OK Mr Burns, what's your first name?
Homer - I dooon't know..."

^Just because that was one of my favs too.

Anyway, now i've got my turdiness out of the way

, here's mine:
"Me fail English, that's unpossible!" - Ralphy

"Hey, I can call my ma from here! Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!" - Cletus

"Homer: You know, one day honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops.
Chief Wigham: OH NO! They are? Have they set a date?"

"You know what section I like the best? Increase your word power. That section is really really...good." - Homer

"I want to set the record straight, I THOUGHT the COP was a PROSTITUTE." - Homer

"Marge - First, maybe you can solve the mystery of who put mud in the freezer
Bart - Who wants chocolate ice cream?
Homer - Ooo ooo I do, I do!"

"Bart - That sucks
Marge - Bart where'd you learn leanguage like that
Homer - Yeah Moe that team sure did suck, I mean I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked"

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BoneMaster · 10-28-2001, 09:18 AM

"D'oh!!!"

and

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

By Homer.S

BTW. i found the first simpsons season on DVD but i costs about 63 dollars. pretty expensive. gotta buy it.

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Guybrush122 · 10-28-2001, 11:54 AM

Bart: "Dad, dont judge people from where they come from, thats what they do in Russia"

Homer: "IN YOUR FACE SPACE CYOTE!"

AND the lie detecter scene:

FBI: did you ever hold a grudge against montgomery burns?
Moe: No
*buzz*
Moe: Alright alright i did, but i never shot him!
*ding*
FBI: He checks out, your free to go
Moe: Good, because i got a hot date
*buzz*
Moe: A date
*buzz*
Moe: dinner with barney
*buzz*
Moe: dinner alone
*buzz*
Moe: dinner watching TV alone
*buzz*
Moe: FINE FINE FINE im going home to oogle at the ladies in the victorias secret catalog
*buzz*
Moe: sears catalog
*ding*
Moe: NOW WILL YOU PLEASE UNHOOK THIS THING? I dont deserve to be treated this way!
*buzz*

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Frenchyd · 10-28-2001, 07:59 PM

Marge: You'll all pick a floor to clean
Homer: I call basement!
Lisa and Bart: FINE!
Homer: D'oh?
~*~
Homer: Help me marge I need one good deed to get into heaven..
Marge: Well, I have a couple chores you can do, sweep the garage, paint the fence..
Homer: Whoa whoa whoa, I'm just trying to get IN, I'm not running for JESUS.
~*~
*Homer Drops Old Woman*
Homer: I'm sure she was the next Hitler!! Hello? Good Dead Don?!
~*~
Bart's Dream after drinking water:
Cheerleader: Give me a P!
Audience: P!

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10-28-2001, 08:04 PM

"Good Dead Don?!"
Don't you mean "good deed done"?

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[This message has been edited by murta (edited October 28, 2001).]

*Rufio* · 10-28-2001, 08:06 PM

Bart: They are spying on me
Marge: Who is they?
Bart: Major League Baseball

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*Metallus* · 10-28-2001, 08:34 PM

Ned: Hey Simpson, I can see your doodle!
Homer: Shut up, Flanders.

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Frenchyd · 10-28-2001, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by murta:
"Good Dead Don?!"
Don't you mean "good deed done"?

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Good, Deed, Don.

There.

Stop editing my posts murta

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[This message has been edited by Frenchyd (edited October 29, 2001).]

Natty · 10-28-2001, 11:22 PM

Can anyone remember the thing Homer says when he's talking about the wedding cake in the fridge? I can't remember how it goes, and that's hardly ever on TV that episode so I can't remember what he says

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Feral · 10-29-2001, 06:34 AM

(on the beach) Wiggum: OK, let's get this back to where it belongs.
Ralph: But Daddy, you're on vacation!
Wiggum (darkly) Crime doesn't take a vacation.
(pan to the Mafia, who are playing with a beach ball. one of them throws it hard at Legs.)
Legs: Careful, you'll pop iiittt!

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*Metallus* · 10-29-2001, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Natty:
Can anyone remember the thing Homer says when he's talking about the wedding cake in the fridge? I can't remember how it goes, and that's hardly ever on TV that episode so I can't remember what he says

This probably isn't exact:

"We had cake in there? Why was I not informed"

"Hey Marge, I bet they (the two wedding figurines) have wee little parties in there"
..shuts door..
..opens door..
"Gotcha!-aw"..closes freezer.

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Zero-Dai · 10-29-2001, 10:12 AM

From Chief Wiggum, P.I.
Ralph: Look Big Daddy, it's Real Daddy!

From the Fake Principal Skinner ep -
young skinner: "All my dreams invlove combing my hair."

"$2... and it only tranports matter... I dunno.." - Homer

Lisa: But it can't be an angel!
Moe: Oh no? Well, if you're sure it ain't, how about tellin' us what it am!
Lisa: Well, maybe it's a...a Neanderthal who got bitten by some angry fish.
Ned: Well, I gotta say, it sounds like you're stainin' to do some explainin'!
Wiggum: Yeah, everyone's heard of angels. But who's ever heard of a "Neanderthal"?

"The engine room has sprung a leak! Its filling up with a nonalcoholic liquid!" - Barney, Navy Ep.

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hockeyfan · 10-30-2001, 01:38 AM

Homer: (To the tune of the Flintstones)
"Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the smartest guy in history,
From the, town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
Ahhh!!"

COJ · 10-30-2001, 01:45 AM

that is so cliché...

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hockeyfan · 10-30-2001, 07:11 PM

I also like-Milhouse:
"Remember the time when your old dog ate my goldfish, then you said I didn't have any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?!"