Halloween is coming up, so I got the idea for this game. Basically, post anything scary that doesn't break forum rules (words, pictures, video), and the next person says how scared they were or something, and posts something else scary, and so on and so forth.
Hello reader,
What you are about to read may appaule you,
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Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
An angry sith utapuan... I see one of those every time I drop a Durf McWoofsky in the toyyylit. That could be pretty scary... Not at this moment I'm typing this.
Youtube search:
Alvin & The Chipmunks - Dear Penis
...and see the video you get... O_o (or even just rodney carrington's original)
As if that wasn't enough... looking up Blink 182's song "I wanna **** a dog"... O . O
Electra: "Let's go...together"
<Shot fired>
Vincent: "When I was with you, it was the only time I felt real"
An angry sith utapuan... I see one of those every time I drop a Durf McWoofsky in the toyyylit. That could be pretty scary... Not at this moment I'm typing this.
Actually, I think that's a Vong.
"There is no such thing as coincidence, only inevitability" - xxxHoLiC
"Justice? But I don't serve justice, Watson, I serve the truth." - Sherlock Holmes
I think you've gotten closest to at least grossing most of the thread out. Esp w/Moore.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Scary, neither of the two posts above by two of the biggest fellow jackasses I know on LF have any content on them after my rodent porn incident. I am... full of... EPIC win!
Dunno why sugar bear got so bent outta shape for losing his quickie chickie--here's another one just like her:
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
As my mother, yes if only that I could not believe I came out of something like that...I'd expect something like that as a cellmate. However, while Brucie may have been big, buff, strong and fast Niko could still kick his ass. That thing doesn't really scare me. Enough with the prison jokes because we all know who Roman Polanski is gonna be paired up with.
Put that head on the above body. Would serve Roman right.
Waking up and finding you just married Hilary Clinton and she was horny as hell for you.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
I can't believe you friggin' went there. Bad dreams all night now.
Better yet:
You wake up and find that you just married Nancy Pelosi, and not only is she very horny, she is a dominatrix from hell. And she looks at you and says to you: "Let's seeeeee where shall I insert this."
Not so scary. He's so friggin fat you might be able to convince the local cannibals to eat him first.
Being stuck in a 6X6 cell w/same horny sob.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Hmmmm....."The communist kiss of death.".....I've seen that before, FREAKY! But not scary, sorry.
My turn!
You wake up one morning, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping. And you turn on the TV, but before you is Obama smiling with his s**t eating grin; on every freakin' channel. He says: "Good morning comrades, today is the day of your lives. We shall celebrate today my permanent leadership of this poor captialist country, and I shall lead you out of your misery comrades. DAH! It is good nooo, you shall see. Oh....and comrades, be sure that you report to your local health center for inspection (cavity searches) and the peoples school for the beginning of your re-education. That is all for now comrades. "
Hmmm... do you mean physically or verbal? If you mean verbal, than I would introduce him to Opera. The other, a baseball bat.
Btw, could be shocking but not scary, sorry.
Bill Clinton is now your Proctologist. And he carries with him very large cigars into his small, dark, cramp, waiting rooms for patients.
Not scary.
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Would serve Roman right. 
Bad dreams all night now.
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