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Old 12-03-2009, 04:49 PM   #481
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Then I guess you're next for ....BURGER TAG! *Throws wad of burger meat, jumps behind counter*

What if you just found out your dog has worms--because it has groomed its arse end so bad it's smearing on your carpet every time it has to scoot?


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Old 12-03-2009, 05:36 PM   #482
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Then we'd have more fun.

What if I was actually motivated to do stuff like fan-fic writing or modding?


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Old 12-03-2009, 07:38 PM   #483
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^^^A>(if that's a jab)Oh yea, Ha ha. Very funny.
B> You'd probably surpass me... at the moment.
C> I don't suppose you know the pinout of a proprietary 24 pin DIP Zenith horizontal Deflection IC?

What if there was a DarkStalkers 4 for new gen consoles?


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Old 12-05-2009, 05:22 PM   #484
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^Oh, not a jab, I'm kind of making fun of myself, actually.

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Then I'd be creeped out.

What if some snow came along and gave everyone a white Christmas?


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Old 12-06-2009, 06:23 PM   #485
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Oh JOY!

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Oh, okay.

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Then I'd be creeped out.

You mean you wouldn't want a piece of that?

How about a Chinese vampire, then?

What if I made a custom lightsaber IRL and posted about it in ahto last night?


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Old 12-06-2009, 09:19 PM   #486
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I'd tap it......Ahem!..(both).




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What if I made a custom lightsaber IRL and posted about it in ahto last night?
Hell....I thought you did.
(Btw, what color is it?)


What if GTA accidentally blinded himself with that thing?


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Old 12-08-2009, 11:19 AM   #487
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It'd probably be the real reason he's stuck on his fan fic.

What if pics people posted in LF actually showed up ALL the time? (hint: what's the pic of above the "chinese vampire")


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Old 12-08-2009, 03:44 PM   #488
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Then the more malevolent DarkStalkers would be consuming us alive until the more noble ones took them out, only to decide later on that they would consume us next.

What if Saber Craftsmanship is one of the more fun reasons my fic is going so slow?


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Old 12-11-2009, 11:09 PM   #489
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Maybe you go from one extreme to another, which can prevent you from completeing your goals; which is what I usually do myself.





What if GTA opened up his own school for Saber Crafting?


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Old 12-12-2009, 10:36 AM   #490
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Then everyone would have a lightsaber.

What if lightsabers were real?


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Old 12-12-2009, 11:00 PM   #491
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I'd have to put a restriction on them because it's already bad enough we have governments who covet our rights, the last thing we need is a fascistic regime using lightsabers on the people to subjugate them. Plus I don't think if I had a crafter's guild that my conscience would allow me to live with enabling government (or a-holes) in that way.

What if people wanted to get into saber crafting as it is here on LF?


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Old 12-24-2009, 03:47 AM   #492
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Sounds like fun, and then they could call us "SaberCrafters". You know, kind like.. "LensCrafters".





What if I were to say "WHAT" one more gawdamn time.


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Old 12-24-2009, 07:56 AM   #493
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The worl would be pure-i-fied


What if this game was never made up?



He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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Old 12-26-2009, 02:15 AM   #494
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Then I'd have to make it up and I'd make up another game called petting thy wookiee.

What if I had a rival on this site?


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Old 12-26-2009, 08:17 AM   #495
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It would get rated "M" or even XXX.

What if Vader talked Jules?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 12-28-2009, 01:42 AM   #496
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I'd let people come to their own conclusions but I think I'd like it.......

What if you thought you needed the robitussin because you think jesus electrified you to the floor? (Hint: ASDF Dual Paradox, PyramidFace87's channel on youtube--the episode starting out where Deus Ex is having problems with the DVD player.)


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Old 03-01-2010, 01:49 AM   #497
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The **** would be SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!

What if you had a pretty mouth?


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Old 03-20-2010, 06:02 PM   #498
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i would ask a better question

What would you do if it rained garden gnombs (Hope thats spelt right )

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Old 03-22-2010, 02:56 AM   #499
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I'd wait till the storm was over and then come out with a chainsaw. Those gnomes would never know what hitcut them until it was too late.

What if Hal went running across a parking lot wearing nothing but a pink thong in the middle of winter?


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Old 03-22-2010, 03:28 AM   #500
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I'd hope that Hal was actually a hot female and had fooled us into thinking she was a guy on the forums. Otherwise, there'd be a lot of this going on:

What if a hot babe, instead of Hal, did it in a grass skirt instead of a thong?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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Old 03-22-2010, 12:04 PM   #501
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i would only be interestted if you replaced the girl :P

what if you saw George W Bush naked running a mile?


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Old 03-22-2010, 04:50 PM   #502
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I'd say "Put some ****in' clothes on ya weasel!" and sillystring his ass. (BTW just a caution: you're supposed to phrase the question in "What IF" lest you get smacked around by one of the other forumites. )

What if we threw a party for Dath Maximus for him to crown his successors since he's now getting married and can no longer sexorize mothers without consent of his wife-to-be? (I was glad to hear he's getting married, but also kinda bummed that he won't be able to be as unabashed about it as before!)


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Old 03-22-2010, 05:08 PM   #503
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I would be the one who now sexorizes the mothers now

What If the price of coca cola was 1 million of your cuurency?

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Old 03-22-2010, 06:04 PM   #504
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Coca Cola would probably go out of business. Don't care much for pepsi either.

What if pinatas were made by the secretive ninja monkey army?


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Old 03-22-2010, 07:01 PM   #505
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They'd be full of a very smelly surprise, which they would whip at you once you broke the pinata.

What if the ninja monkey army couldn't see?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 03-22-2010, 07:58 PM   #506
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They don't need to see if tey are in tune with their 6th sense and they have hearing like a bat. Remember, ninjas in training live for 1 year without their vision.

What if those pinatas were flammable and full of explosives as well as their smelly surprise?


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Old 04-04-2010, 03:06 PM   #507
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I would Run away

What if the easter bunny stole your Trix!!!

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Old 04-04-2010, 03:08 PM   #508
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Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids

What if all of the Star Wars Universe was real and we were just video game characters to them? O_O
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Old 04-04-2010, 03:12 PM   #509
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I think they would get bored as we are not as Interessting or Fun to play with

What if i was the easter bunny

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Old 04-07-2010, 04:03 AM   #510
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You'd make a fine pet.

What if this was yo momma?:
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Old 04-07-2010, 09:35 AM   #511
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Then as a Young child i would get scared and go sleep in her bed and my hand may fall places when im asleep

What if I was Yo Mamma?

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Old 04-09-2010, 02:38 AM   #512
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That would make me a monkey's uncle.

What if chappelle ended up on sesame street. *Hint: YT search those two terms together to make an informed answer.*


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Old 04-11-2010, 10:16 AM   #513
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Lol, then some seriously violent stuff would be happening.

What IF, This entire universe was in my ear.


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Old 04-11-2010, 12:28 PM   #514
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then the Big Bang would have hurt

What if the world was made of Cheese

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Old 04-11-2010, 05:11 PM   #515
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That would smell pretty bad considering how old this world is, and fungus would have evolved into intelligent life to compete with us.

What if GMAX could make new animations for the KOTOR games?


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Old 04-11-2010, 06:03 PM   #516
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Then mods would be even more impressive.

What if I had remembered to get an antidote for the poison I gave you?

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Old 04-11-2010, 06:47 PM   #517
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I'd be dead.

What if this was my sister doing a cosplay of Rangiku Matsumoto?:


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Old 04-11-2010, 08:25 PM   #518
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Let's just say I have no shame, and leave it at that.

What if I did have shame?

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Old 04-11-2010, 08:52 PM   #519
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It would be a new development, that's for sure..... you, err former, internet horn dog.

What if I did your mom?


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Old 04-12-2010, 12:29 AM   #520
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you would likely be dead.

What IF I pimp slapped a Baboon?


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