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Old 07-13-2009, 12:53 AM   #41
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Then the necessary bleeping would shatter every piece of glass in the world.

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Old 07-13-2009, 12:56 AM   #42
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Old 07-13-2009, 12:59 AM   #43
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Then we'd all be doomed.

What if Bigfoot was stalking you?


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If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:00 AM   #44
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I'd know pretty fast, and deal with him.

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:00 AM   #45
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My redneck cousin Billy-Joe would shoot 'em and use him as a rug.

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:01 AM   #46
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I would challenge him to a duel, in balloons, using blunderbusses.

What if the Loch Ness Monster was in your pool?


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Old 07-13-2009, 01:02 AM   #47
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Sushi time!

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:04 AM   #48
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I'd go to the local hotel.

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:05 AM   #49
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He'd die.

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:06 AM   #50
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As long as Bigfoot doesn't find out than I'm good.

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:07 AM   #51
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*Screams and runs away*

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:09 AM   #52
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I'd blow you up

What if you guys suddenly disappeared, and were relocated to a desolate location in Siberia?


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Old 07-13-2009, 01:10 AM   #53
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I'd bring my thermal underpants

What if CQ suddenly disappeared?

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:10 AM   #54
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He'd probably be acting on the orders of the Bob.

What if Jabba the Hutt had you in his harem?


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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:12 AM   #55
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I would summon THE BOB to destroy him.

What if you were one of THE CHOSEN OF BOB.


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Old 07-13-2009, 01:12 AM   #56
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I'd take pictures of CQ and Cyborg Ninja in dancer outfits and post them here.

What if Totenkopf was really Jabba?

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:16 AM   #57
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Then I'd throw you in the sarlacc pit. He's hungry, don't ya know.

What if TMM was only a slimy rodian?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:16 AM   #58
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I'd poke him to see if TMM was really slimey

What if Bill Cosby was hiding under your bed?
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:18 AM   #59
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I'd ask him for some jello.

What if Fat Albert were hiding under your bed?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:18 AM   #60
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I'd say,"IT'S FAT ALBERT!! BUCK BUCK!!"

What if Bill Cosby was trying to kill you?


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Old 07-13-2009, 01:18 AM   #61
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I'd give him some Jell-O.

What if people stopped calling me a slimy Rodian.

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:19 AM   #62
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They'd called you something worse.

What if I was in your bed?

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:20 AM   #63
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I'd blow up my bed.

What if I was in your bed?

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:21 AM   #64
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Then the world would end

What if you were in fact...a very slimy rodian?


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Old 07-13-2009, 01:22 AM   #65
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What if I posted a picture of myself to prove that I'm not?

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:22 AM   #66
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I'd go omg its a pic of someone I dont know

What if I was CQ?
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:23 AM   #67
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I'd believe it.

What if CQ was a Rodian?

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:24 AM   #68
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Than its Rodian hunting time.

What if Alkonium and I started a gang and took over Disney World, how happy is that place now?
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:26 AM   #69
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Still happy. Your gang was small and a little girl beat you up.

What if CQ was really a woman?

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:32 AM   #70
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Than CQ is quite the actor, or actress in this case.

What if TMM and I pulled off the ultimate heist, and stole all the gold in the world.
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:33 AM   #71
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I'd whack you and take it for myself.

What if I sent a friend request to the Cyborg Ninja?

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:36 AM   #72
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I'd accept cause you never mess with a Mando.

What if CQ was really Ronald McDonald?
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:38 AM   #73
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You mean he isn't?

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:40 AM   #74
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Than you sir deserve a medal for running this enitre website and keeping it active.

What if Bill Cosby was a Pokemon?
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:42 AM   #75
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Than Jello would be his main weapon.

What if we were the only ones in this thread?

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:43 AM   #76
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It would mostly be CQ jokes and even more randomness.

What if we weren't insane?
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:46 AM   #77
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Then all the fun in the world would cease to exist.

What if one of us suddenly left?

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:50 AM   #78
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Than there goes half the party.

What if we all got superpowers?
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:52 AM   #79
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We are already insane, why cause more pain for the world?

What would happen if we suddenly got lives or girlfriends?

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:55 AM   #80
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We would actually have stuff to do everyday.

What if Battlefront 3 came out today?
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