The What if game

[Darth Avlectus]

Then the universe would have a handle for flushing.

What if your political enemies got their hands stuck inside a snowblower chute and you could have a "point and laugh" session at their expense?

[purifier]

Then I would sell tickets as well.






What if Godzilla came by and crapped a hill in my front yard, would I be cited by the city for environmental pollution?

[Darth Avlectus]

Wouldn't put it past the government to make a law like that.


What if I never help another distressed law enforcement agent again?

[purifier]

Well you can only help those who help themselves, I always say.




What if I got the fever for the flavor of a Pringles, can I do something about that damn fever other than eating a Pringles? (medically speaking)

[Hallucination]

Methadone might work.

What if NASA announced that they were going to try to burn down the sun?

[Totenkopf]

Check to see if they need to be put on methadone too.

What if you killed yourself?

[Darth Avlectus]

Would depend how I killed myself. If I could I'd haunt people as a ghost.

What if you had a sister who was like ......miss pink hair?

[purifier]

Well I'd put her on street to make money, because she can obviously handle herself. (Bet she could pimp slap a guy out of his clothes.)






What if there was actual women like "miss pink hair" working the streets, would ya take your chances hookin' up with her?

[Darth Avlectus]

No, because she'd still have an STD or something. Besides, she's underaged until the later series (then she's of consenting age in Canada and some states in America). U perv.


What if purifier got an STD from a CERTAIN Miss Pink Hair like Missy* from Big Money Hustlas?
*(whom I can assure you is of legal age to consent)

[purifier]

Well I already have Subscriber Trunk Dialing, but if she throws in International Subscriber Dialing then she's got a deal!






What if a "CERTAIN Miss Pink Hair like Missy* from Big Money Hustlas" pimp slapped D.A. so hard he caved into his body?

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd just simply warp out and warp back inas her hand moved through the space where I was. Then I blow an air horn in her face so she falls over on you.

What if Tourettes Guy mowed purifier's lawn?

[Totenkopf]

He'd probably get his foot caught in the blades and you'd hear nothing but screeching curses till he bled to death.

What if Tourettes Guy said "what" to Mace Winnfield?

[Darth Avlectus]

He'd probably just knock Tourettes guy out with a force shove or something like that.


What if I had my own TOR guild?

[purifier]

Sounds like a plan to me, go for it!



What if the path to a righteous man also involved castration?

[Totenkopf]

I'd be looking for trouble instead.......I heard she's a lot more fun.

What if she were pointing the gun at you?

[purifier]

I'd haft show her who's boss and point both my guns at her, turning it into a triple Mexican standoff, then make her choose.




What if she was gunning for Tourettes guy, do you think he could get off one fowl word before she capped him? Maybe something along the lines of: OH S**T!

[Totenkopf]

Apparently.

What if Tourettes guy tried to give Lana a footrub?

[Hallucination]

I don't know who Lana is, but I'm pretty sure Tourettes Guy giving anyone a foot rub will end in serious injury.

What if I knew who Lana was?

[purifier]

Then you would know Lana Kane is a character from the animated series Archer on FX. Plus I wouldn't be drooling now, over this picture I found and posted, that I can't seem to keep my friggin' eyes off.






What if Tourettes guy tried to give Archer a footrub?

[Darth Avlectus]

Wouldn't happen.

What if totenkopf and purifier had listened to reason and not gotten their asses beat by Tourettes guy's 'tard strength'?

[Totenkopf]

Then DA would have suffered the beating alone.

What if Ezekiel ran out of "GREAT ANGER and FURIOUS VENGEANCE"?

[Darth Avlectus]

Then we would probably have reached an age of great cooperation at liberty and choice as opposed to coercion and dictatorial law; there would be nobody to attempt to poison and destroy his brothers. So long as free will exists, so too does the unfortunate possibility that Ezekiel has become the very evil he fought against.

What if I started a "So, what's your mom doing?" thread in anticipaiton of mother's day?

[Totenkopf]

I'd think you were trying to channel Dath.

What if I started a "So, who's your mom doing?" thread for same?

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd like to see where that goes.


What if my next persona was a pic of a rat and the title of rodent pronstar?

[purifier]

Sounds cheesy...but I think it suits you just fine.





What if DA's persona was a pic of green cheese with the title of "Head Cheese"?

[Darth Avlectus]

Meh, doesn't really suit me but I suppose if I am running short of ideas, this is thanks.


What if Capcom re-released megaman 3 with this for the Game over fanfare?

[Alkonium]

Not much would really change.

What if after overthrowing the Targaryens, Robert Baratheon instead destroyed the Iron Throne, and declared himself the first Storm King in 283 years?

[Totenkopf]

Then the story would go in a different direction.

What if you cast a dead man's vote b/c his name hadn't been purged from the roles yet?

[Alkonium]

You mean we can't do that already?

What if Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome hadn't been cancelled before a single episode could air?

[Totenkopf]

It probably would've been cancelled anyway.

What if the original Star Trek had been cancelled after its second season?

^^guess I should've asked if you'd cast that vote anyway, esp if you knew you'd get away with it. Afterall many dead people often vote democrat (think Kennedy in '60 as one of most (in)famous examples).

[Darth Avlectus]

We'd probably have something that sucks in its place. That or SW would be the first spacefare sci-fi with a mass following.

What if there was a castlevania 3 romhack of some story that involved Soul Calibur characters?