lfnetwork.com mark read register faq members calendar

Thread: The What if game
Thread Tools Display Modes
Post a new thread. Add a reply to this thread. Indicate all threads in this forum as read. Subscribe to this forum. RSS feed: this forum RSS feed: all forums
Old 07-13-2009, 01:56 AM   #81
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
The universe would turn inside out due to the anomaly of LucasArts doing something the fans actually want.

What if they announced BF3, RC2, KotOR3, and JK4 tomorrow?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 01:58 AM   #82
Cyborg Ninja
Neither Enemy Nor Friend
 
Cyborg Ninja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: With Legion and Tali
Posts: 1,351
Current Game: Team Fortress 2
Roleplayer 
Id have to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming.

What if Obi-Wan and Anakin had a dance off instead of a duel in Episode III?
Cyborg Ninja is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:01 AM   #83
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
Anakin would have fallen right into the lava instead of near the lava.

What if I said I could do a little break dancing?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:02 AM   #84
Cyborg Ninja
Neither Enemy Nor Friend
 
Cyborg Ninja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: With Legion and Tali
Posts: 1,351
Current Game: Team Fortress 2
Roleplayer 
I would be impressed.

What if I challenged your break dance moves with my robot moves?
Cyborg Ninja is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:03 AM   #85
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
I'd laugh.

What if... I couldn't think of a question?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:06 AM   #86
Cyborg Ninja
Neither Enemy Nor Friend
 
Cyborg Ninja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: With Legion and Tali
Posts: 1,351
Current Game: Team Fortress 2
Roleplayer 
I couldn't answer it.

What if I told you CQ was plotting to over throw you as Mandalore?
Cyborg Ninja is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:07 AM   #87
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
I'd laugh.

What if these posts actually added to our post counts?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:10 AM   #88
Cyborg Ninja
Neither Enemy Nor Friend
 
Cyborg Ninja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: With Legion and Tali
Posts: 1,351
Current Game: Team Fortress 2
Roleplayer 
We'd be very happy.

What if we made our own Star Wars game?
Cyborg Ninja is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:11 AM   #89
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
LucasArts would send its hit men after us.

What if we owned LucasArts?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:15 AM   #90
Cyborg Ninja
Neither Enemy Nor Friend
 
Cyborg Ninja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: With Legion and Tali
Posts: 1,351
Current Game: Team Fortress 2
Roleplayer 
This website probably wouldn't exist then, and there would be riots in the streets.

What if we made Star Wars?
Cyborg Ninja is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:17 AM   #91
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
We would be rich, famous, and have girlfriends.

What if we controlled the moon?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:20 AM   #92
Cyborg Ninja
Neither Enemy Nor Friend
 
Cyborg Ninja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: With Legion and Tali
Posts: 1,351
Current Game: Team Fortress 2
Roleplayer 
We'd go to war with earth with our martian allies.

What if we were 1000ft tall?
Cyborg Ninja is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:21 AM   #93
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
We'd be a lot heavier.

What if we had real Beskar'gam?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:24 AM   #94
Cyborg Ninja
Neither Enemy Nor Friend
 
Cyborg Ninja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: With Legion and Tali
Posts: 1,351
Current Game: Team Fortress 2
Roleplayer 
We start a real life Clan.

What if CQ was you buir?
Cyborg Ninja is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:26 AM   #95
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if he was your Buir?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:28 AM   #96
Cyborg Ninja
Neither Enemy Nor Friend
 
Cyborg Ninja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: With Legion and Tali
Posts: 1,351
Current Game: Team Fortress 2
Roleplayer 
Its not true, that's Impossible!

What if an Elite and a Mandalorian met one another?
Cyborg Ninja is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:30 AM   #97
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
They'd shake hands.

What if an Ewok tried to become a Mandalorian?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:32 AM   #98
Cyborg Ninja
Neither Enemy Nor Friend
 
Cyborg Ninja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: With Legion and Tali
Posts: 1,351
Current Game: Team Fortress 2
Roleplayer 
I would be so scared I wouldn't know what to do.

What if Boba Fett and Master Chief went up against the Empire?
Cyborg Ninja is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:33 AM   #99
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
The Death Star would wet itself.

What if all the Halo Soldiers decided to become Mandalorians?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:36 AM   #100
Cyborg Ninja
Neither Enemy Nor Friend
 
Cyborg Ninja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: With Legion and Tali
Posts: 1,351
Current Game: Team Fortress 2
Roleplayer 
The war between jedi and sith would have ended a long time ago and everyone would bow down to the Mandalorians, fearing them more than they did before.

What if I decided to get some sleep cause I'm going down to the shore tomorrow?
Cyborg Ninja is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 02:39 AM   #101
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
I would do the same...

What if?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 04:57 PM   #102
Totenkopf
English spoken in What
 
Totenkopf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,778
Imperialist Meatbags Guild Member The Walking Carpets Guild Member Forum Veteran 
Why not?

What if not?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Totenkopf is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:00 PM   #103
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
Then huh!

What if Al Gore and Totenkopf were left in a room together. And Totenkopf was holding a baseball bat?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:02 PM   #104
Totenkopf
English spoken in What
 
Totenkopf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,778
Imperialist Meatbags Guild Member The Walking Carpets Guild Member Forum Veteran 
Anthropogenic "global" warming would occur on the orb that is gore's head.

What if TMM we're forced to marry Janet Reno?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Totenkopf is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:04 PM   #105
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
He'd commit suicide.

What if Totenkopf were forced to marry Janet Reno?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:06 PM   #106
Totenkopf
English spoken in What
 
Totenkopf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,778
Imperialist Meatbags Guild Member The Walking Carpets Guild Member Forum Veteran 
I'd be the minister and you'd still be the groom. *funeral dirge commences*

What if the world broke out of it's orbit and went looking for another star?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Totenkopf is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:08 PM   #107
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
Why would it? I'm already right here!

What if Totenkopf was kicked out of the Earth's atmosphere?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:10 PM   #108
Totenkopf
English spoken in What
 
Totenkopf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,778
Imperialist Meatbags Guild Member The Walking Carpets Guild Member Forum Veteran 
He'd blow the Earth up w/his Orbiting Death Star.

What if all the animals on your farm died and left you penniless?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Totenkopf is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:12 PM   #109
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
I'd have a huge meal (guess what's in it)

What if I shipped all my animal's manure to your bedroom?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:13 PM   #110
Totenkopf
English spoken in What
 
Totenkopf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,778
Imperialist Meatbags Guild Member The Walking Carpets Guild Member Forum Veteran 
I'd have GTA's former pet monkey fling animal crap at you till it was all gone. He's really good at that.

What if the sun exploded 6 minutes ago?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Totenkopf is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:14 PM   #111
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
Then I wouldn't have posted this.

What if all the manure was on top of GTA's former pet monkey?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:18 PM   #112
Totenkopf
English spoken in What
 
Totenkopf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,778
Imperialist Meatbags Guild Member The Walking Carpets Guild Member Forum Veteran 
Not a problem. He's persistent and relentless, though somewhat fickle. Just ask GTA.

What if you ate all that manure first?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Totenkopf is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:19 PM   #113
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
Not a problem. Its really chocolate with gummy worms.

What if I put Totenkopf on the back of my meanest horse?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:23 PM   #114
Totenkopf
English spoken in What
 
Totenkopf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,778
Imperialist Meatbags Guild Member The Walking Carpets Guild Member Forum Veteran 
Your horse would be instantly tamed/broken.

What if your meanest horse kicked you in your unmentionables?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Totenkopf is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:25 PM   #115
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
I'm wearing a cup.

What if a horse kicked Al Gore in the unmentionables?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:27 PM   #116
Totenkopf
English spoken in What
 
Totenkopf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,778
Imperialist Meatbags Guild Member The Walking Carpets Guild Member Forum Veteran 
Not sure it would make any difference, he's not really human anyway.

What if NK really fired a missle at Tokyo?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Totenkopf is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:28 PM   #117
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
It would fall in the ocean.

What if KJI dropped dead right now?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 05:32 PM   #118
Totenkopf
English spoken in What
 
Totenkopf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,778
Imperialist Meatbags Guild Member The Walking Carpets Guild Member Forum Veteran 
Some other putz would take his place (but there'd be rejoicing elsewhere).

What if Penn & Teller did an episode of BULL****! based on your life?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Totenkopf is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 10:09 PM   #119
Trench
Guy with Monocle
 
Trench's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Under a rock.
Posts: 1,638
Current Game: DX:HR, iKotOR
LF Jester 
The show would be canceled due to low ratings.

What if you had your own TV show?

Trench is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-13-2009, 11:42 PM   #120
Darth Avlectus
Your point?
 
Darth Avlectus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Attack on Titan
Posts: 4,229
Current Game: Soul Calibur 5
I'd call it making fun of Mandalorians who have no choice but to put up with it b/c they work for you...and there's a wookiee nearby who loves every minute of it.

What if Ned the sicko was now stalking Liberty City?


"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy
Darth Avlectus is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Post a new thread. Add a reply to this thread. Indicate all threads in this forum as read. Subscribe to this forum. RSS feed: this forum RSS feed: all forums
Go Back   LucasForums > Network > Community Discussion > General LFNetwork Forums > Community Discussion > General Forum Games > The What if game

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:46 PM.

LFNetwork, LLC ©2002-2011 - All rights reserved.
Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.