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07-13-2009, 01:56 AM
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Guy with Monocle
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The universe would turn inside out due to the anomaly of LucasArts doing something the fans actually want.
What if they announced BF3, RC2, KotOR3, and JK4 tomorrow?
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07-13-2009, 01:58 AM
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#82
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Neither Enemy Nor Friend
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Id have to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming.
What if Obi-Wan and Anakin had a dance off instead of a duel in Episode III?
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07-13-2009, 02:01 AM
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#83
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Anakin would have fallen right into the lava instead of near the lava. 
What if I said I could do a little break dancing?
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07-13-2009, 02:02 AM
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#84
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I would be impressed.
What if I challenged your break dance moves with my robot moves?
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07-13-2009, 02:03 AM
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#85
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I'd laugh. 
What if... I couldn't think of a question?
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07-13-2009, 02:06 AM
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#86
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I couldn't answer it.
What if I told you CQ was plotting to over throw you as Mandalore?
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07-13-2009, 02:07 AM
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#87
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I'd laugh.
What if these posts actually added to our post counts?
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07-13-2009, 02:10 AM
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#88
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We'd be very happy.
What if we made our own Star Wars game?
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07-13-2009, 02:11 AM
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#89
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LucasArts would send its hit men after us.
What if we owned LucasArts?
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07-13-2009, 02:15 AM
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#90
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This website probably wouldn't exist then, and there would be riots in the streets.
What if we made Star Wars?
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07-13-2009, 02:17 AM
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#91
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We would be rich, famous, and have girlfriends.
What if we controlled the moon?
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07-13-2009, 02:20 AM
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#92
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We'd go to war with earth with our martian allies.
What if we were 1000ft tall?
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07-13-2009, 02:21 AM
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#93
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We'd be a lot heavier. 
What if we had real Beskar'gam?
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07-13-2009, 02:24 AM
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We start a real life Clan.
What if CQ was you buir?
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07-13-2009, 02:26 AM
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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What if he was your Buir?
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07-13-2009, 02:28 AM
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#96
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Its not true, that's Impossible!
What if an Elite and a Mandalorian met one another?
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07-13-2009, 02:30 AM
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#97
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They'd shake hands.
What if an Ewok tried to become a Mandalorian? 
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07-13-2009, 02:32 AM
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#98
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I would be so scared I wouldn't know what to do.
What if Boba Fett and Master Chief went up against the Empire?
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07-13-2009, 02:33 AM
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#99
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The Death Star would wet itself.
What if all the Halo Soldiers decided to become Mandalorians?
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07-13-2009, 02:36 AM
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#100
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The war between jedi and sith would have ended a long time ago and everyone would bow down to the Mandalorians, fearing them more than they did before.
What if I decided to get some sleep cause I'm going down to the shore tomorrow?
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07-13-2009, 02:39 AM
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#101
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I would do the same...
What if?
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07-13-2009, 04:57 PM
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#102
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Why not?
What if not?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-13-2009, 05:00 PM
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#103
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Then huh!
What if Al Gore and Totenkopf were left in a room together. And Totenkopf was holding a baseball bat?
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07-13-2009, 05:02 PM
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#104
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Anthropogenic "global" warming would occur on the orb that is gore's head.
What if TMM we're forced to marry Janet Reno?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-13-2009, 05:04 PM
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#105
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He'd commit suicide.
What if Totenkopf were forced to marry Janet Reno?
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07-13-2009, 05:06 PM
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#106
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I'd be the minister and you'd still be the groom. *funeral dirge commences* 
What if the world broke out of it's orbit and went looking for another star?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-13-2009, 05:08 PM
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#107
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Why would it? I'm already right here!
What if Totenkopf was kicked out of the Earth's atmosphere?
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07-13-2009, 05:10 PM
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#108
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He'd blow the Earth up w/his Orbiting Death Star.
What if all the animals on your farm died and left you penniless?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-13-2009, 05:12 PM
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#109
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I'd have a huge meal (guess what's in it  )
What if I shipped all my animal's manure to your bedroom?
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07-13-2009, 05:13 PM
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#110
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I'd have GTA's former pet monkey fling animal crap at you till it was all gone. He's really good at that.
What if the sun exploded 6 minutes ago?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-13-2009, 05:14 PM
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#111
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Then I wouldn't have posted this.
What if all the manure was on top of GTA's former pet monkey?
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07-13-2009, 05:18 PM
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#112
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Not a problem. He's persistent and relentless, though somewhat fickle. Just ask GTA.
What if you ate all that manure first?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-13-2009, 05:19 PM
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#113
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Not a problem. Its really chocolate with gummy worms.
What if I put Totenkopf on the back of my meanest horse?
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07-13-2009, 05:23 PM
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#114
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Your horse would be instantly tamed/broken.
What if your meanest horse kicked you in your unmentionables?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-13-2009, 05:25 PM
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#115
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I'm wearing a cup.
What if a horse kicked Al Gore in the unmentionables?
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07-13-2009, 05:27 PM
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#116
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Not sure it would make any difference, he's not really human anyway.
What if NK really fired a missle at Tokyo?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-13-2009, 05:28 PM
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#117
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It would fall in the ocean.
What if KJI dropped dead right now?
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07-13-2009, 05:32 PM
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#118
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Some other putz would take his place (but there'd be rejoicing elsewhere).
What if Penn & Teller did an episode of BULL****! based on your life?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-13-2009, 10:09 PM
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#119
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The show would be canceled due to low ratings.
What if you had your own TV show?
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07-13-2009, 11:42 PM
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#120
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I'd call it making fun of Mandalorians who have no choice but to put up with it b/c they work for you...and there's a wookiee nearby who loves every minute of it.
What if Ned the sicko was now stalking Liberty City?
Electra: "Let's go...together"
<Shot fired>
Vincent: "When I was with you, it was the only time I felt real"
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