The What if game

[CommanderQ]

We'd have no choice but to nuke him, along with the city...*hides hidden agenda*

What if your computer suddenly gained control of your house and was trying to kill you?

[Trench]

I'd go to your house.

What if your computer were an attractive woman?

[Darth Avlectus]

Do we *really* need an answer for that? I'd certainly give her a hug to start.

What if your only choice was either suffer with lice forever or risk getting killed by a bug zapper to make it go away?

[Alkonium]

I'd go for the bug zapper. That's more proactive.

What if people switched from doing illegal drugs to dangerous chemicals?

[Trench]

That would be good. People would still die, but now they would at least glow an attractive shade of green.

What if, you switched the taste and textures of mud, and Jello?

[Serpentine Cougar]

I wouldn't eat Jello. Which isn't much of a change as I don't eat it much now anyway.

What if all the Sith ever defeated were all resurrected at the same time?

[Trench]

Ouch time!

What if the Jedi actually did what they were supposed to do?

[Darth Avlectus]

Some alien species would whoop all their hides.

What if Jason Voorhees decided to take down Minnesota?

[Trench]

I'd put a name tag on you that said "Minnesota".

What if jmac stopped by and decided to say something rude?

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd give him a warm welcome since he can't stand me anyways, and never had the character to ask me what my problem is with him. I'll put it bluntly: I don't like bullies. He finds me distasteful? Good. I find him no less distasteful.

What if Playstation 3 had a version made of chocolate?

[Trench]

They'd get sued by Wonka for stealing their idea.

What if PC's and Mac's looked like the ones in the Mac commercials?

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd poke them with sticks.

What if smelly ugly people started walking around naked?

[Trench]

I'd tell you to put some clothes on (just kidding bro!)

Too harsh?

[Darth Avlectus]

No, not for a hippopautamus.

Originally Posted by Te Mirdala Mand'alor

I'd tell you to put some clothes on (just kidding bro!)

If that was a wish that'd already be granted, no downfalls there.
Unfortunately it only takes effect for me, which means the other 99.9999999% of the world would still be naked and smelly.



Why does the chief go ballistic when you wear a hat in his office?

[Trench]

Because he doesn't look good in one.

What if it was?

[Darth Avlectus]

It would be nudity day if it was.


What if the monkey army invaded your home town and flung a gigantic flaming doodey from a tank trebuchet right into your local fire station?

[Trench]

That would be the most exciting think to happen in Crete in years.

What if the same thing happened in your town?

[Darth Avlectus]

Depends where you're talking about: Central Valley/Sacramento CA I stay at (and bounce/link to my parents' place to hide my IP), sure why not, it could use a good sprucing up. This place is ghetto.
Currently staying: BAD, that angora highlands fire in 2007 was enough, it'd get hosed down at the drop of a hat plus it's a police state here.

Monkey fling doodey in Bob's front yard.

[Trench]

Bob wouldn't stand a chance against the fury of the monkeys.

What if Bob started flinging monkey doodey at GTA:SWcity.

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd appear to be everywhere at once and he'd still miss me, I'd close in when he slipped up and ran out of monkey doodey, and it would seem like I was weilding 8 "toys" (picked up from the san andreas police department) instead of just one. He'd get the ultimate "toy" beating of a lifetime. "Toy Juyo/Vapaad" I'd call the form.

What if the sith marauder masks here all collected up by the mandalorians and they could reclaim their honor?

[Trench]

We would win. Oya Mando'ade!

What if people could eat rocks?

[Darth Avlectus]

We'd all have a *really painful* time on the toilet when it exits the other end--and you better not laugh about hemorrhoids, since you have yet to discover what I'm talkin' about there buster.

What if the princess had no choice but to accept weegie b/c Mario came out of the closet?

[Trench]

Then she'd have to compete with Mario for "Weegie's" affections.

What if Adam hadn't eaten the fruit?

[Darth Avlectus]

We would not be here or as stupid as we are.

What if I had a monkey petting zoo?

[CommanderQ]

I would unleash 'The Monkey Flu' into it. Probably get the disease named after me after the first 3000 victims....BWAHAHAHAAHAH!

What if you were stuck in an anime with a retarded-pokemon trying to kiss you and a strange card-person trying to kill you? {try to beat that weirdness!}

[Demongo]

I would wake up
What if I bought a banana and ate it in front of a gorilla(in cage)

[CommanderQ]

I'd let the Gorilla out

What if a Monkey had you on a leash and was forcing you to dance to a strange gypsy box crank music thingy?

[Demongo]

I'd shoot myself
What if your worst nightmare came true?

[Trench]

Then I'd be in a room with CommanderQ.

What if CommanderQ was a woman?

[Demongo]

Then his(or her) avy and sigpic wouldn't fit her
What if CQ reads that?^^

[CommanderQ]

That is a disturbing thought. I would destroy everything

What if Te Mirdala Mand'alor was a whoopsie?

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd scrape him up off the sidewalk and put him on the grill--of my nemesis' barbecue set.


What if Home Alone was actually a violent gay porn, co-starring Michael Jackson and the bad guys were not called the wet bandits, but the butt-bandits?

[Cyborg Ninja]

The parents who bought that video for their kids thinking it was a family film are gonna be all kinds of pissed.

What if Ninjas, Pirates, Zombies, and Robots all got into a four way war?

[Trench]

It would make an awesome video game series.

What if Michael Bolten decided to declare war on Full House?

[Alkonium]

Nobody would care, that show's been off the air for more than ten years.

What if I spoke out against the WBC until the alias God?

[Darth Avlectus]

I dunno, you'd have to ask 'them'.


What if I was that old janitor/farmer/serial killer guy on beavis and butthead?

[Totenkopf]

You'd be a cartoon.

What if no one posted after this one?

[Darth Avlectus]

This thread would be dead with your name as the last to post, but that ain't happenin' now, buster.

What if that same farmer guy was plinkin' his hoarseys all drunk'n' stuff?

[Totenkopf]

Well, he might get a kick out of it.

What if you don't have Big Baby Sweet's money.....mutha *****?

[Darth Avlectus]

Depends: whose mamma is he talking to?


What if you knew a song that got on everybody's nerves?