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Old 07-13-2009, 11:46 PM   #121
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We'd have no choice but to nuke him, along with the city...*hides hidden agenda*

What if your computer suddenly gained control of your house and was trying to kill you?


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Old 07-13-2009, 11:47 PM   #122
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I'd go to your house.

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Old 07-14-2009, 06:46 PM   #123
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Do we *really* need an answer for that? I'd certainly give her a hug to start.

What if your only choice was either suffer with lice forever or risk getting killed by a bug zapper to make it go away?
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:32 PM   #124
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I'd go for the bug zapper. That's more proactive.

What if people switched from doing illegal drugs to dangerous chemicals?

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Old 07-14-2009, 10:22 PM   #125
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That would be good. People would still die, but now they would at least glow an attractive shade of green.

What if, you switched the taste and textures of mud, and Jello?

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Old 07-14-2009, 11:06 PM   #126
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I wouldn't eat Jello. Which isn't much of a change as I don't eat it much now anyway.

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Old 07-14-2009, 11:12 PM   #127
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Ouch time!

What if the Jedi actually did what they were supposed to do?

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Old 07-15-2009, 07:49 PM   #128
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Some alien species would whoop all their hides.

What if Jason Voorhees decided to take down Minnesota?


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Old 07-15-2009, 08:06 PM   #129
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I'd put a name tag on you that said "Minnesota".

What if jmac stopped by and decided to say something rude?

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Old 07-15-2009, 09:06 PM   #130
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I'd give him a warm welcome since he can't stand me anyways, and never had the character to ask me what my problem is with him. I'll put it bluntly: I don't like bullies. He finds me distasteful? Good. I find him no less distasteful.

What if Playstation 3 had a version made of chocolate?


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Old 07-15-2009, 09:15 PM   #131
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They'd get sued by Wonka for stealing their idea.

What if PC's and Mac's looked like the ones in the Mac commercials?

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Old 07-15-2009, 09:20 PM   #132
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I'd poke them with sticks.

What if smelly ugly people started walking around naked?


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Old 07-15-2009, 09:30 PM   #133
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I'd tell you to put some clothes on (just kidding bro!)

Too harsh?

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Old 07-16-2009, 09:22 PM   #134
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No, not for a hippopautamus.

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I'd tell you to put some clothes on (just kidding bro!)
If that was a wish that'd already be granted, no downfalls there.
Unfortunately it only takes effect for me, which means the other 99.9999999% of the world would still be naked and smelly.



Why does the chief go ballistic when you wear a hat in his office?
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Old 07-16-2009, 11:28 PM   #135
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Because he doesn't look good in one.

What if it was?

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Old 07-17-2009, 02:39 AM   #136
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It would be nudity day if it was.


What if the monkey army invaded your home town and flung a gigantic flaming doodey from a tank trebuchet right into your local fire station?


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Old 07-17-2009, 02:45 AM   #137
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That would be the most exciting think to happen in Crete in years.

What if the same thing happened in your town?

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Old 07-18-2009, 02:07 AM   #138
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Depends where you're talking about: Central Valley/Sacramento CA I stay at (and bounce/link to my parents' place to hide my IP), sure why not, it could use a good sprucing up. This place is ghetto.
Currently staying: BAD, that angora highlands fire in 2007 was enough, it'd get hosed down at the drop of a hat plus it's a police state here.

Monkey fling doodey in Bob's front yard.


We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!

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Old 07-18-2009, 01:17 PM   #139
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Bob wouldn't stand a chance against the fury of the monkeys.

What if Bob started flinging monkey doodey at GTA:SWcity.

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Old 07-21-2009, 04:10 AM   #140
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I'd appear to be everywhere at once and he'd still miss me, I'd close in when he slipped up and ran out of monkey doodey, and it would seem like I was weilding 8 "toys" (picked up from the san andreas police department) instead of just one. He'd get the ultimate "toy" beating of a lifetime. "Toy Juyo/Vapaad" I'd call the form.

What if the sith marauder masks here all collected up by the mandalorians and they could reclaim their honor?


We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!

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Old 07-21-2009, 04:30 AM   #141
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We would win. Oya Mando'ade!

What if people could eat rocks?

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Old 07-21-2009, 05:20 AM   #142
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We'd all have a *really painful* time on the toilet when it exits the other end--and you better not laugh about hemorrhoids, since you have yet to discover what I'm talkin' about there buster.

What if the princess had no choice but to accept weegie b/c Mario came out of the closet?


We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!

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Old 07-21-2009, 12:26 PM   #143
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Then she'd have to compete with Mario for "Weegie's" affections.

What if Adam hadn't eaten the fruit?

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Old 07-22-2009, 07:26 PM   #144
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We would not be here or as stupid as we are.

What if I had a monkey petting zoo?


We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!

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Old 07-22-2009, 07:47 PM   #145
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I would unleash 'The Monkey Flu' into it. Probably get the disease named after me after the first 3000 victims....BWAHAHAHAAHAH!

What if you were stuck in an anime with a retarded-pokemon trying to kiss you and a strange card-person trying to kill you? {try to beat that weirdness!}


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Old 07-22-2009, 07:49 PM   #146
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I would wake up
What if I bought a banana and ate it in front of a gorilla(in cage)



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"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 07-22-2009, 07:55 PM   #147
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I'd let the Gorilla out

What if a Monkey had you on a leash and was forcing you to dance to a strange gypsy box crank music thingy?


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Old 07-22-2009, 08:04 PM   #148
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Bink's Sake

"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 07-22-2009, 08:10 PM   #149
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Then I'd be in a room with CommanderQ.

What if CommanderQ was a woman?

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Old 07-22-2009, 08:15 PM   #150
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Then his(or her) avy and sigpic wouldn't fit her
What if CQ reads that?^^



Bink's Sake

"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 07-22-2009, 08:20 PM   #151
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That is a disturbing thought. I would destroy everything

What if Te Mirdala Mand'alor was a whoopsie?


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Old 07-22-2009, 10:45 PM   #152
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I'd scrape him up off the sidewalk and put him on the grill--of my nemesis' barbecue set.


What if Home Alone was actually a violent gay porn, co-starring Michael Jackson and the bad guys were not called the wet bandits, but the butt-bandits?


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Old 07-22-2009, 11:07 PM   #153
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The parents who bought that video for their kids thinking it was a family film are gonna be all kinds of pissed.

What if Ninjas, Pirates, Zombies, and Robots all got into a four way war?
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Old 07-22-2009, 11:21 PM   #154
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It would make an awesome video game series.

What if Michael Bolten decided to declare war on Full House?

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Old 07-23-2009, 08:45 PM   #155
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Nobody would care, that show's been off the air for more than ten years.

What if I spoke out against the WBC until the alias God?

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Old 07-29-2009, 11:52 PM   #156
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I dunno, you'd have to ask 'them'.


What if I was that old janitor/farmer/serial killer guy on beavis and butthead?


We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!

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Old 07-29-2009, 11:54 PM   #157
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You'd be a cartoon.

What if no one posted after this one?


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Old 07-29-2009, 11:56 PM   #158
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This thread would be dead with your name as the last to post, but that ain't happenin' now, buster.

What if that same farmer guy was plinkin' his hoarseys all drunk'n' stuff?


We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!

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Old 07-30-2009, 12:00 AM   #159
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Well, he might get a kick out of it.

What if you don't have Big Baby Sweet's money.....mutha *****?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 07-30-2009, 12:14 AM   #160
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Depends: whose mamma is he talking to?


What if you knew a song that got on everybody's nerves?


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