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I'd blare it from a secret location and drive everyone temporarily insane while I took all their worldly possessions.
What if noone ever found out it was me that did it?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-30-2009, 12:23 AM
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#162
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VN02 mix
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Impossible: I can be even more obnoxious, so I'd know.
What if someone %^&*'d with big baby sweets' money?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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08-07-2009, 01:35 AM
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Brony
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Then it'd be very sticky, and noone would want to spend it.
What if GTA:SWcity didn't overestimate his jerkiness?
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08-08-2009, 03:00 AM
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#164
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Nothing would really change. 
What if Kreai really were Handmaiden's mother...
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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08-08-2009, 03:30 AM
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#165
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VN02 mix
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The debate over it (already having reached that conclusion by majority) could now be given a rest because it is a cow that has been milked dry. (Learn some spelling, ya big oafy hairball!)
What if Alkonium needed a bath?
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Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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08-08-2009, 04:07 AM
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Then GTA would happily provide that service for him.....personally.
What if all the soap in the world disappeared?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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08-08-2009, 09:54 PM
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#167
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VN02 mix
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Then Totenkopf would happily make some, personally. 
What if someone let the dogs out to crap in Totenkopf's yard?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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08-09-2009, 02:04 AM
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Then GTA would be forced to eat all of it and thank Totenkopf for the privilege of allowing GTA to wear a sh*t-eating grin. 
What if the world blew up because of something stupid you did?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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08-09-2009, 02:12 AM
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Spah creepin' around here
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We'd all be dead, but at least nobody would know it was me who screwed up.
What if the Old Dancing Man of Six Flags was as large as Godzilla and started doing his dance in the middle of New York while the song played so loud everybody could hear it?
"There is no way to be better than everyone else, but being kind and having a sense of humor certainly helps." -Me, my quote on life.
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08-09-2009, 03:59 PM
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#170
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VN02 mix
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I'd bazooka the thing to deat and tell whoever is operating the music to turn it down or at least change the song to something that doesn't suck.
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Actually, I pretended to do that so big chuck could sneak in and pour turbo lax in your drink. What I really did, though was use all the dog crap to bake a "chocolate cake" for Barney Frank. Hope you don't mind I used your tupperwear and your fridge...BTW you might wanna check your stuff'd animal collection. 
What if Tasmanian devils decided your leg was lunch?
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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08-23-2009, 08:41 AM
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Veteran
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My leg would be in a bottomless pit of a stomach.
What if dogs sprouted wings?
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08-23-2009, 11:19 PM
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#172
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Chaotic Neutral
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You wouldn't need to shoot the duck.
What if GTA disappeared?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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08-25-2009, 07:37 PM
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#173
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VN02 mix
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Then TMM would take up the mantle of LF jerk. 
What if pruning jobs included pruning the house by felling a tree?
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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08-25-2009, 08:00 PM
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INCONCIEVABLE!!
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Then I would be the best pruner in the world
What if I was suddenly given the command of a large Federation of Countries, and I took complete and utter control of LF? *Beat that weirdness!! *
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If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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08-25-2009, 08:09 PM
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#175
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Chaotic Neutral
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I'd go to the Brothers All Forums.
What if LF ceased to exist?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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08-25-2009, 08:14 PM
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INCONCIEVABLE!!
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Then there would be no reason to let you live...BWAHAHAHAAH!!! *Activates bomb*
Where are the cows?
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If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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08-25-2009, 08:15 PM
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#177
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Chaotic Neutral
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Where the cows go.
What does it mean?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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08-25-2009, 08:19 PM
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INCONCIEVABLE!!
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It means the cows are attacking your farm,
Who you gonna call!!!!!!??????
you very much
If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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08-25-2009, 08:22 PM
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#179
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Chaotic Neutral
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Yo Mamma!
Who you gonna call????!!!!
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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08-25-2009, 08:25 PM
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#180
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The Writing Writer
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Ghostbusters
What if I called Ghostbusters?
My Mods
“You needn't die happy when your time comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived
your life from the beginning to the end and ka is always served.”
― Stephen King, The Dark Tower
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08-25-2009, 08:28 PM
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#181
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VN02 mix
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I'd drain every supernatural pest from your home for half their price.
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THEEEEEE AAAAALLLLLMMMMMMIIIIIIGHTY BUUUUNGHOOOLIOOOOO!
Beavis!
(He *IS* Cornholio.)
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08-25-2009, 08:31 PM
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#182
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Chaotic Neutral
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I'd tell you #&%&^(#$!
(I kid, I kid  )
What if I told you to tell him to say to her to mail a letter to he who will take over the world...
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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08-25-2009, 08:36 PM
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VN02 mix
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I'd would just as well take over the world b/c that would take about the same amount of time to do it myself.
What if Donkey Kong was in your bath tub?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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08-25-2009, 08:37 PM
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The Writing Writer
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I would get in with him
What if I did a backfilp?
My Mods
“You needn't die happy when your time comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived
your life from the beginning to the end and ka is always served.”
― Stephen King, The Dark Tower
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08-25-2009, 08:40 PM
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#185
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VN02 mix
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I'd congratulate you and tell you you're on your way to becoming a street fighter for Capcom.
What if Lob Dobbs wanted an interview with you?
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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08-26-2009, 01:00 AM
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INCONCIEVABLE!!
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He would either agree with my terms for world domination, or he would suddenly find himself in Siberia. And worse.
What if you parachuted out of a plane and landed in George Bush's house?
you very much
If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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08-29-2009, 03:47 AM
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#187
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VN02 mix
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I'd probably whip out my exploding doodie grenade and make a break for the nearest window. It's just S.O.P. for me.
What if real life applied to SMB and how many times the princesses have been kidnapped?
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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08-31-2009, 08:24 AM
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#188
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Veteran
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We would all be looking at the wrong castles.
What if you had a dream that told you to sacrifice your only child to the Shrike?
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09-01-2009, 09:41 PM
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#189
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VN02 mix
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I'd deck whoever it was whispering in my ear as I slept. Or toss a boot. Or take that kind of personal intrusion as consent for something really .
What if Cheech and Chong did one more tour together?
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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09-01-2009, 10:23 PM
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#190
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INCONCIEVABLE!!
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Then tickets would be impossible to get....we're already a bit late......
What if Chuck Norris took over the world?
you very much
If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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09-01-2009, 11:09 PM
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#191
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Chaotic Neutral
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We'd all be dead from the shear POWAH emanating from him.
What if everything related to "Twilight" disappeared?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-06-2009, 02:42 AM
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#192
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VN02 mix
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That would suck.
What if you were hairy like a dog, strong like a gorilla, and you were tall and smelly?
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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09-06-2009, 03:41 AM
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#193
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Chaotic Neutral
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I'd be Chewbacca's brother in-law.
What if the sasquatch was standing in front of you?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-06-2009, 03:28 PM
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He'd pobably look like you, but be powerful instead of pitiful.
What if the soda tax went up to 50 cents a bottle?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-06-2009, 08:06 PM
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#195
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Chaotic Neutral
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I'd stockpile it before it went to 75.
What if you had a chance to win a million dollars?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-06-2009, 08:42 PM
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#196
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Elementary.
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Then I'd do whatever possible to win the money.
What would happen if the Earth got invaded by aliens?
"There is no such thing as coincidence, only inevitability" - xxxHoLiC
"Justice? But I don't serve justice, Watson, I serve the truth." - Sherlock Holmes
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09-06-2009, 09:49 PM
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#197
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Chaotic Neutral
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I'd do the thing that rednecks do about aliens.
What if Ping's name got changed to ing.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-06-2009, 10:03 PM
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#198
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English spoken in What
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You'd probably P yourself.
What if the Cookie Monster were real?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-06-2009, 10:14 PM
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#199
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Chaotic Neutral
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You mean he isn't?
What if emoticons flashed above peoples heads to display emotion.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-07-2009, 12:18 AM
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The New Tax Collector
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That'd make life so much easier...
What if I shot myself in the foot and blamed the gun control laws?
Looks like a fruit cake to me. - Brutus
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