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Old 09-07-2009, 01:49 AM   #201
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I'd sue you for no good reason.

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Old 09-07-2009, 05:46 AM   #202
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Then that thar' little green critter be lookin' mighty tasty!
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What if you beat that unidetified sith warrior and were a target of the sith empire?


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Old 09-07-2009, 11:32 AM   #203
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Get out the old 12 gauge and have some fun on them sithies!

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Old 09-07-2009, 12:20 PM   #204
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Cheat and get Yoda to kill him instead.

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Old 09-07-2009, 01:05 PM   #205
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Get out the old 12 gauge and have some fun on them sithies!
Do I need to say it again?

What if someone offered to sell you a box of plutonium?

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Old 09-07-2009, 04:24 PM   #206
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I'd say that you were full of it. (Don't even get me started on why!)

What if you weren't full of it?


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Old 09-07-2009, 05:06 PM   #207
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I'd be the exact opposite of you

What if GTA wasn't a jerk?

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Old 09-07-2009, 07:13 PM   #208
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I may not be for much longer, so you can wait and wonder.

What if you had a pet monkey whose name was "Spank"?


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Old 09-07-2009, 11:53 PM   #209
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He'd probably get arrested for public lewdness.

What if what weren't really a word?


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Old 09-08-2009, 12:17 AM   #210
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I guess Jules would have to find some other word to get his own dander riled up about.

What if that salesman dude wanted what was in your pocket?


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Old 09-08-2009, 12:57 AM   #211
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I'd stab him with it (he's a sick sick man).

What if I gave him what was in your pocket?

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Old 09-08-2009, 01:08 AM   #212
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Welcome to it. It's rat turds from my pet rat when I went on a walk today.

What if you were the allmighty bunghole?


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Old 09-08-2009, 01:11 AM   #213
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I'd be you.

What if you were buried in used toilet paper?

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Old 09-08-2009, 01:17 AM   #214
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It would most likely be from myself so that's okay. I'd bathe you in it next!

What if you were that demented janitor serial killer on that haloween episode of B&B?


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Old 09-08-2009, 01:32 AM   #215
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Probably plotting as to how I was going to ****ing bury someone alive in used toilet paper.

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Old 09-08-2009, 01:40 AM   #216
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I'd be so hairy people couldn't decide wether to call me wookiee or bigfoot.

What if beavis worked as the cook at the restaurant you just ate at...you're on your way out and you see him acting like he has scabies, or at least an "itch"?


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Old 09-08-2009, 02:01 AM   #217
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and after that I would grab the nearest fire extinguisher - spray his ass down with it, then smack him upside the head with it.


What if ya fell down a rabbit hole like Alice, but it turned out to be a sleeping giant's butt crack?


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Old 09-08-2009, 02:43 AM   #218
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I'd find my way to his lungs and see what effect my gas had on his breathing.

What if the villains from LotR decided that you were their mortal enemy.

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Old 09-08-2009, 08:10 PM   #219
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Get Palpatine to Force Storm them.

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Old 09-08-2009, 10:36 PM   #220
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I'd watch it.

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Old 09-08-2009, 11:22 PM   #221
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You'd be using it all the time and everyone who is considered hot is now mediocre...and if this power was in the ruin a wish foundation, I'd ruin it, unless totenkopf and his wookiee girlfriend ruin it first...or that crazy mandalorian hillbilly that helped me hunt down elvis ruined it first.

What if Spank the magical monkey decided you were his target for doodey-flings while holding your mamma hostage?


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Old 09-08-2009, 11:26 PM   #222
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*glares @GTA* I don't care what kind of lies you spread, you ain't my girlfriend ya homo.

I'd use my awesome telekinetic abilities to redirect the "artillery" and bury you in the doodey.

What if GTA finally shaved his sorry self?


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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 09-08-2009, 11:35 PM   #223
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It'd be a limited excursion and I'll leave all the nasty hairs in your couch.

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*glares @GTA* I don't care what kind of lies you spread, you ain't my girlfriend ya homo.
Settle down, oh excitable one. I was referring to the fat redneck bag lady who played sugarbear's GF. Like lots to love there, eh?

What if totenkopf wasn't drunk all the time?


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Old 09-08-2009, 11:47 PM   #224
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Then he'd be GTA.

What if Sugarbear messed w/Big Baby's mother effing $$?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-09-2009, 12:10 AM   #225
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Then he'd have to arrest sweets, but then again, sweets' own mamma took care of him pretty good with that revolver.

What if the cookie monster decided to rob your house?


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Old 09-09-2009, 12:19 AM   #226
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Well, if Darth Insidious is correct, I'd have to have D333 deported back to Canada.

What if GTA really were Johnny Brennan in person?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-09-2009, 12:33 AM   #227
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Then I'd be fat and curse like a sailor--and be responsible for managing the Jerky Boys as well being known and remembered as the chief who epically beat down officer Harry Cox for discourteous entry while wearing a "stupid effing hat".

What if Totenkopf was really Mick Foley--errm, Cactus 'Sack'?


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Old 09-09-2009, 01:23 AM   #228
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I'd kill myself.

What if Wrestling were real?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-09-2009, 01:25 AM   #229
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The universe would turn inside out from the sheer shock of it happening.

What if I were standing behind you right now.

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Old 09-09-2009, 01:33 AM   #230
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You'd have slipped into the abyss I just got finished staring down into before turning around and facing the opposite direction.

What if cats and dogs could fly?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-09-2009, 01:35 AM   #231
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Birds would go extinct.

What if man could fly without the assistance of machinery?

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Old 09-09-2009, 02:03 AM   #232
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Then he would be either a freak of nature, superman, or god.



What if crap could fly without the aid of monkeys? (Oooh, Oooh, there goes a brown bomber right now!)


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Old 09-09-2009, 02:05 AM   #233
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The monkeys would be out of work (blasted economy!)


What if flying monkeys swarmed your house?

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Old 09-09-2009, 02:09 AM   #234
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Then thereby assuming the doodie sitch is still in effect, they would be a lot like diddy kong. mischief.

What if Toni Cippriatti didn't succeed and mob lord Leone was still stuck in the clink by the time GTA3 came around?


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Old 09-09-2009, 02:10 AM   #235
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Then the game would suck and you would have to change your name.

What if you could turn invisible at will?

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Then I'd be the "master of diguise.'

What if King Kong took a leak on your house?


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Old 09-09-2009, 03:18 AM   #237
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It would be as bad if godzilla took a dump on your house.

What if Rangiku Matsumoto from Bleach were your mother?


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Old 09-09-2009, 03:54 AM   #238
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Then I'd be pimping her ass off like crazy. ( Yeeaaah, that's right buddy. 50 dolla to make you holla. Hey yo, watch out for the sword man, she might stick that where you don't want yo.


What if Maj. Motoko Kunsanagi from Ghost in the Shell was your sister?


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Old 09-09-2009, 04:17 AM   #239
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I'd have the excuse I needed to smite her so you can't get any form her. >:^}

What if you were Tom Anderson and your house just got 'pruned'?


We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!

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Old 09-10-2009, 01:11 AM   #240
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I would avenge it, by pruning the person who did it. *Prune Prune*

What if Chuck Norris went back in time and challenged himself to a duel of epic proportions?


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