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09-10-2009, 01:00 AM
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#241
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Chaotic Neutral
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The universe would explode.
What if Chuck Norris decided that CQ was his worst enemy?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-10-2009, 01:06 AM
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#242
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INCONCIEVABLE!!
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Then we would be evenly matched  Well, maybe not, only if he shaved the beard
What if Te Mirdala Mand'alor was a dung farmer?
 you very much
If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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09-10-2009, 01:10 AM
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#243
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You mean he isn't?
What if Chuck and Bob dueled at the dawn of time?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-10-2009, 01:12 AM
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#244
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Chaotic Neutral
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We wouldn't exist.
What if Bob decided that he hated your face?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-10-2009, 01:14 AM
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#245
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He'd probably give me an unbearable punishment....he'd make me look like you. 
What if Bob AND Chuck hated you?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-10-2009, 01:15 AM
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#246
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Chaotic Neutral
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I'd turn them against each other with my mir'sheb remarks.
What if Bob insulted your mother?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-10-2009, 01:17 AM
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#247
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Then Chuck would insult yours.
What if Bob and Chuck decided to leave the universe to it's own devices?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-10-2009, 01:22 AM
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#248
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Chaotic Neutral
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Nothing would happen.
What if Bob and chuck had never existed?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-10-2009, 01:24 AM
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#249
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*emergency broadcast* This is all just an illusion *end*
What if you were a horse's arse?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-10-2009, 01:27 AM
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#250
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Chaotic Neutral
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I'd kick you repeatedly.
What if you were turned into a wild burro?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-10-2009, 01:40 AM
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#251
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We'd be two of a kind. 
What if I decided not to what if?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-10-2009, 01:41 AM
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#252
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Chaotic Neutral
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I'd manipulate the admins to have you perma-banned. 
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09-10-2009, 01:44 AM
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#253
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You'd be right at home. 
What if your email bride were actually a hobbit?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-10-2009, 01:45 AM
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#254
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Chaotic Neutral
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I'd send you back.
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09-10-2009, 01:51 AM
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#255
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You wouldn't have had a chance to be so small minded.
What if you fell asleep at your computer and didn't wake up?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-10-2009, 01:53 AM
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#256
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Chaotic Neutral
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I'd become one with the Interwebz!
What if I invaded your comp as a virus?
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09-10-2009, 01:58 AM
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#257
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I'd incinerate you by reformatting my drive.
What if no one loved you anymore?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-10-2009, 02:06 AM
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#258
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VN02 mix
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I'd have a reason to take a dump from a high place.
What if Chev joined the games?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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09-10-2009, 02:07 AM
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Chaotic Neutral
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Things would be alot more fun.
What if Izarc failed?
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09-10-2009, 02:10 AM
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#260
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No sweat off my balls.
What if you failed Bob?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-10-2009, 08:56 PM
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#261
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VN02 mix
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Bob would have a mental breakdown.
"What if I were to just come over and kick the ever lovin' $%&^ outta you?"
--Joe Pesci character
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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09-10-2009, 10:17 PM
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#262
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Chaotic Neutral
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You'd regret it.
What if rednecks took over the world?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-10-2009, 10:49 PM
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#263
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Forumite
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Shoooot boy, what tha' hell u talking about, we already have by-god. Yeeeehaaa!
What if ya had to bend over and reach to kiss your own a$$ goodbye.
SITH HAPPENS
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09-11-2009, 12:02 AM
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Neither Enemy Nor Friend
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By being able to reach all the way around to kiss my own @$$, I'd probably open up a worm hole.
What if you woke up in bed next to an Elite?
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09-11-2009, 12:17 AM
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Forumite
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Meh, did all the time in the Army, nothing new there. (They never busted a move on me though.)
What if ya could spin your head around like in "The Exorcist"? 
SITH HAPPENS
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09-11-2009, 12:19 AM
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#266
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Chaotic Neutral
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I'd do it to scare that one annoying kid.>_>
What if you could fly like Peter Pan?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-11-2009, 12:24 AM
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Forumite
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I can.
What if you could wear your ass for a hat?
SITH HAPPENS
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09-11-2009, 03:59 AM
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#268
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VN02 mix
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It would make me an "asshat" like the ones Toni Cippriatti calls people in GTA:Liberty City Stories. Not too hard to do: make a molding of your ass and then make it wearable. Presto, you're wearing your own ass as a hat. 
What if You had such potent barf that it would melt through the toughest materials?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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09-11-2009, 04:13 AM
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#269
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Chaotic Neutral
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I do.
What if you had the strength of a bison?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-11-2009, 12:54 PM
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#270
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Neither Enemy Nor Friend
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Gimme a cape, costume, and mask...I'm going superheroing!
What if TMM, Chev, CQ, GTA SWcity, and I got superpowers and decided to take over the world?
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09-11-2009, 01:08 PM
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INCONCIEVABLE!!
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Then I would become rightful Emperor of the World, and you would all be my minions
What if this happened?
you very much
If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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09-11-2009, 01:29 PM
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#272
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Chaotic Neutral
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I would rebel and throw you to the peasants.
What if it didn't?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-11-2009, 04:28 PM
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#273
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Forumite
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It hasn't, but you and I need to keep an eye on them, just -in -case. 
What if Star Wars was never invented and all we had was SpaceBalls?
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09-11-2009, 04:46 PM
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#274
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Chaotic Neutral
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Don't even say that! 
What if Spaceballs was Star Wars G-canon?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-11-2009, 06:55 PM
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#275
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Then the Schwartz has abandonned us.
What if Barf! were your best friend?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-11-2009, 09:31 PM
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#276
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VN02 mix
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That would make me LoneStar.
What if you were a sociopathic sociologist politician with an axe to grind?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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09-11-2009, 11:08 PM
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#277
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Chaotic Neutral
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I am- erm, I mean uh... Nothing.
What if Racoon River was filled with rabid raccoons?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-11-2009, 11:38 PM
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#278
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VN02 mix
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Quarantine time, with exterminations to follow. Let's giddy'up an' go get them thar critters with our shotguns!
what if racoon river was filled with crash landed greenies?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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09-11-2009, 11:59 PM
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#279
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Quarantine time, with exterminations to follow. Let's giddy'up an' go get them thar critters with our shotguns!
What if time stopped?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-12-2009, 12:14 AM
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#280
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VN02 mix
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It would be like that adam sandler movie b/c you're an uncreative womanizer.  --And no, you don't hold the remote...Adam Sandler does.
What if you needed to juice the caboose?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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