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What! No yottawatts? Hmmm, Then I guess I would have the smallest Death Star in the world to incinerate small things with. Maybe a pebble. 
What if you had a real DeathStar orbiting in space?
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09-17-2009, 12:35 AM
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I'd obliterate mars. Show them Martians a thing 'er two fer abductin mah pa!
What if Darth Sidious was a redneck?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-17-2009, 01:31 AM
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He wouldn't be able to all of his cool moves with a beer-belly. 
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I'd obliterate mars. Show them Martians a thing 'er two fer abductin mah pa!
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Looks like a fruit cake to me. - Brutus
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09-17-2009, 01:36 AM
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Then you'd actually post a what if question.
What if M@RS had posted a what if question?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-17-2009, 01:49 AM
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You would have answered it.
What if TMM answers this question?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-17-2009, 01:53 AM
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The universe will collapse on itself.
What if Lucasforums closed?
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Then you'd actually post a what if question.
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Looks like a fruit cake to me. - Brutus
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09-17-2009, 01:57 AM
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Then this silly game would finally end.
What if LF couldn't close?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-17-2009, 02:08 AM
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I'd most likely be the cause.
What if LF became a sentient lifeform and decided to take over the world?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-17-2009, 11:27 AM
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I'd help it.
What if Hack Benjamin mad his own movie called "creekside beatdown"?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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09-17-2009, 09:50 PM
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It be interesting to watch ... I think.
What if I knew what he was talking about?
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09-18-2009, 07:29 PM
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Then you would probably know that it's a character who is played by Jump Steady in the movie Big Money Hustlas. Hint, hint. 
What if Darth Vader and President Obama were one in the same?
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09-18-2009, 10:17 PM
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NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Would that make Joe dumbass Biden the Emperor?)
What if Missy was in bed next to you?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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09-19-2009, 02:27 AM
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Then I'd be a "wrecks." 
What if Big Baby Sweets made you his bitch?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-20-2009, 08:37 PM
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Then my name would have to be either Big Stank, Li'l Poot, or Miss Fat Titty Kitty.
What if Ozzy was the bad guy of castlevania?
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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09-20-2009, 09:36 PM
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Depends. Would the game's soundtrack be all Black Sabbath and assorted Ozzie tunes?
What if Ozzie were king of the world?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-21-2009, 11:26 PM
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I really couldn't picture that happening I'm afraid.
What if I stopped making butt references on this sub forum for awhile and everyone else got hemorrhoids because of it and blamed me? 
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
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09-21-2009, 11:30 PM
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I'd advise you to stock up on Preparation H.
What if the Daleks said "INCINERATE" instead of "EXTERMINATE"?
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09-21-2009, 11:41 PM
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...Wait, there's a difference?
What if Morrigan Aensland was available to have a night with but at the cost of your soul?
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Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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09-22-2009, 01:02 AM
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Well, I'd offer up your soul.
What if R Lee Ermy were your motivational coach?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-25-2009, 02:38 AM
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I could count on the job to be sufficently done and then some...as much or more than I could handle. "Take that damn sandwich outta your pie hole and listen up when I'm talkin' to you DAMMIT!" (Better than buzzcut due to his years of experience.)
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Depends. Would the game's soundtrack be all Black Sabbath and assorted Ozzie tunes?
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Since you asked for it, they would sound something like these:
What if we got to see Revan and Exile return? |
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09-25-2009, 05:40 PM
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our heads would explode with awsomeness.or it would look like the Jedi Masters Mod.
What if Hitler had hated Ginger people?
He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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09-25-2009, 10:20 PM
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Hitler hated everyone, including himself. I think he was Goth.
What if GTA was the spokesperson for Preparation H?
( Yeah you know you would do it. )
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09-25-2009, 10:26 PM
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It would certainly explain his obsession w/arseholes and foot-in-ass syndrome even further.
Wht if purifier was his job and not just his handle?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-26-2009, 05:01 AM
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We would all be dead...
What if there was no England and just Ireland, Scotland and Wales?
He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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09-26-2009, 05:35 AM
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#345
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You'd still be British (but probably very happy anyway ).
What if there were 2 moons for earth, about equidistant and not in danger of falling to earth or colliding with each other?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-26-2009, 05:41 AM
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Then the earth would always be in darkness....i think. 
What if Totenkopf was any cooler?
He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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09-26-2009, 10:28 AM
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He would be too cool for LucasForums 
What if Karen Traviss' works in Star Wars were restored into canon instead of that stupid Clone Wars TV series?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-26-2009, 10:52 AM
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it would still be ***t.
What if Mirdala picked up a girl in mando'a?
He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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09-26-2009, 12:36 PM
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He would be a very happy Mandalore.
What if his girlfriend cheated on him?
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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09-26-2009, 12:51 PM
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he would be a verry verrry bloodthirsty, revenglful mandalore.
What if her new boy friend was Mandy the Ultimate?
He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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09-26-2009, 02:54 PM
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TMM would die, naturally.
What if you were the last man on earth and all the women looked Susan Boyle?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-26-2009, 03:13 PM
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I would endure the pain and facinate about the red-head girl at my school.
what if totenkopf wernt using the invisible thing (were everyone sees you as offline)?
He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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09-26-2009, 03:41 PM
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Then he wouldn't be. 
What if I went into invisible mode? 
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-26-2009, 04:05 PM
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u wood be in invisible mode....duuuuuuuh!
What if there was female clone troopers?
He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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09-26-2009, 07:10 PM
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Then they'd be rather mannish. (you never said they came from a template other than Jango )
What if this thread got locked?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-26-2009, 07:12 PM
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this post wouldn't be here
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The universe will collapse on itself.
What if Lucasforums closed?
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i would cry...
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09-26-2009, 07:14 PM
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You wouldn't be here now would you? 
What if scav had replied to my question>_>
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-26-2009, 07:30 PM
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no i wouldn't
GASP!!!! well we'll just have to see
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09-26-2009, 07:33 PM
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It would just be a cutout, since my mom doesn't use hairspray. (bad scav! )
What if everyone of LF switched avvy's?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-26-2009, 10:02 PM
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Nobody would still want yours. 
What if you forgot how to talk?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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