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"Why is it that everything that goes up, comes down? It's because nothing freakin' flys yet!!"
Sir Isaac Newton's first theory on gravity
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04-21-2009, 04:36 AM
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"Thank God we smell like sh*t already."
anonymous French soldier in 1940.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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04-21-2009, 11:38 AM
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#83
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"Men! When we charge...we....ummm....CHARGE!"
-Napoleon Bonaparte, Battle of Waterloo, probably the reason he lost
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04-26-2009, 12:59 PM
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#84
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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a flying f*ck."
Original last line of Gone With The Wind.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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04-26-2009, 06:09 PM
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#85
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Vader: Luke, I am your Father!
Luke: Now that my friend, is total bull.
Vader: Well, not exactly...you see{goes on and on for three hours of dialogue}
-Original Father-Son sequence of Ep. 5, there was a reason the writer was hanged shortly afterward.
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05-06-2009, 12:32 AM
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"I shall....hey quit mugging for the camera, gdmanit, this is serious....return."
-Next to last take of MacArthur's pledge to return to the Philippines.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-06-2009, 12:45 AM
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#87
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VN02 mix
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Life suck and then you...uhhh... wait...what was that last part?
Unknown clichee...and I'm worse than it b/c I'm a dumbass who got wrong...ON PURPOSE!
Rats! Oh Rats! (dives into the pile of hay in my garbage can)
Love me, I win.
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Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-06-2009, 10:35 AM
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Admiral Yamamoto: I believe all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve.
Personal Assistant: *looks at paper* That wasn't on the script.
Admiral Yamamoto: Well, duh, of course it's not on the script. I'm trying to improvise..do you think I should turn this way, this is my good angle......
-Original un-documented saying by Admiral Yamamoto after the Attack at Pearl Harbor, there was a reason he didn't become a movie star.
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05-07-2009, 01:20 AM
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Brony
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"The Force will be with you, sometimes."
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05-07-2009, 01:43 AM
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To be or not to be....say, who wrote this sh*t anyway?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-07-2009, 02:54 AM
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In the name of the galactic senate of...wait a sec. Hey Kit, in what name are we arresting him for again?
Love me, I win.
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Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-07-2009, 04:40 AM
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"Bite me."
Fred's last words before the zombies got him.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-07-2009, 10:17 AM
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Senator Palpatine, congratulations on your election....
Your highness, it was nothing, really nothing, nothing at all...nothing nothing nothing....ahhh....nothing...
Shutup.
Queen Amidala and Senator Palpatine deleted scene
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05-10-2009, 05:35 PM
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"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-10-2009, 06:50 PM
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If at first you don't succeed...uhh, try or something.
---GTA 
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Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-10-2009, 09:28 PM
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"Well, am I right, or am I right? Or right? Or if you don't like that....right."
-Ahem.....
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05-10-2009, 09:57 PM
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"The brown pants, boy. The brown pants."
unknown French admiral at the battle of Trafalgar.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-11-2009, 04:09 AM
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VN02 mix
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Uhh, come to...me.
--disgruntled fat walmart worker behind on B&B.
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-11-2009, 10:45 AM
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"Sir, the enemy is requesting our surrender."
"Tell them.......give us 5 minutes...."
-Unknown American General during the Battle of the Bulge, his troops quickly rebelled.
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05-11-2009, 03:32 PM
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#100
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VN02 mix
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"You posted in your own profile. Instant death."
--Totenkopf
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05-11-2009, 05:26 PM
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"My monkey will fling a wall of doodie on you that.....hey, him you stupid monkey, not me...aiieeeeeee."
GTA.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-11-2009, 05:28 PM
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VN02 mix
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Of all the things I've lost...what happened to my memory?
--fake ozzy
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-11-2009, 05:30 PM
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#103
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"I took it and keep it with your "junk" you addled moron."
--fake ozzy's wife
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-11-2009, 09:47 PM
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#104
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VN02 mix
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"Daddy, whew's my caddy with my oddly shaped lipstick?"
Fake Kelly Osbourne
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-12-2009, 12:27 AM
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#105
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"I am the queen of the world!"
--Harvey Fierstein
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-13-2009, 12:00 AM
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#106
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Is it in their nature to make us wait this long...to go to the bathroom?
Obi-John to Qui-Gon Jim in booty wars: The phantom Butt-Face EPISODE nun.
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05-13-2009, 01:01 AM
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A stitch in time saves you a trip to the tailor.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-13-2009, 03:57 PM
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#108
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VN02 mix
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"I'll smoke ya!"
--Game Force guy in Rebo, NV...
(Before I pwnd his ass in Smackdown! Shut Your Mouth)
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-13-2009, 08:10 PM
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#109
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Luke:I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!!!!!
Darth Vader: If you do, you can get as many intoxicants as you want...
Luke: Ummm.....so.....you want me to join you?
-Luke and Vader in Cloud City, deleted scene, Luke had been going cold turkey for 3 days, and he got so mad that his hand jumped off....
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05-15-2009, 09:59 PM
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#110
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VN02 mix
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Luke's hand get's broken.
Oww. You @$$hole. I'll never join you, now.
Luke...I am...I am... some guy you never knew. You don't know me. You will never know me again after I use this device and flashie your memory away. <pulls out MIB memory eraser---FLASH>
Luke and Vader @ cloud city. through the lens of mad magazine or something like it.
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-15-2009, 11:23 PM
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#111
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"'Peace in our time', was a sheiskopf."
Adolf Hitler to Goebbels after watching Chamberlain proclaim success at Munich.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-15-2009, 11:41 PM
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#112
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VN02 mix
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"You little pre schoolers are dead, man. You made me spill this piss water all over my pants."
"CUT! --I know you can't stand it that we had to substitute imitaiton beer for the real thing, buyt get over it or you don't get paid."
Todd the gangster and producer/director Mike Judge outtake scene for "Tired" episode: Beavis and Butt-Head
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Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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06-11-2009, 11:20 PM
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I have not yet begun to tell the truth ('cause I don't know how).
--Nancy Pelosi
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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06-21-2009, 01:46 PM
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This is a tasty cow patty.
--Samuel L Jackson as jules, pulp fiction outtakes
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Hate me, I win.
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06-21-2009, 07:21 PM
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^^doesn't work b/c "D'oh!" is a famous quote or phrase popularized by The Simpsons. Try again.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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06-21-2009, 08:25 PM
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^^^not so famous phrase
What's worse than a clichee? Some not very smart guy...
--Some kettlehead 
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06-22-2009, 11:05 PM
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#119
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VN02 mix
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"Although they are cute and cuddly...eh what the hell, do it anyway and see what happens."
*turns to bnadgers and gets out large trap net*
"Addadyedyebdyeb-baddadyebdydydyebdyeb."
Earnest P Worrel portrayed by Greg Barounstroff,
Barounstroff bros. remake of Earnest goes to camp.
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Quote:
There ain't no Santy Claus!
-Marx brothers
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^^^*Looks it up*
FAIL!
I'm sorry my friend, but that is famous; this is the Not-so-famous Quotes and Phrases.
  
Stepped in it again, n00b? 
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06-22-2009, 11:11 PM
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A random day during WW2, in German Occupied France, the local Nazi Commander ordered all wine to be confiscated.
Frenchmen: Gimme' wine, or gimme' death!!!
Nazi Gaurd: Um....okay.*shoots the Frenchmen*
*moral of this story, don't reason for liquor by threatening your own death*
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