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06-22-2009, 11:56 PM
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#121
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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"YOU only exist out here because of ME! No because of your country clubs or you piece of S*** TV shows. If it wasn't for me, every wiseguy would take a piece--"
Hey! What kind of ass did that guy have again they were gonna take a piece of?
--Joe Pesci
Outtakes of some mobster movie.
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06-26-2009, 01:50 PM
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#122
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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Romeo, Romeo....go soak your head you overheated perv.
-Juliet
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-01-2009, 02:15 AM
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#123
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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Do not despair Megaman, there is a bright future for--oh yeahm that feels so good. A little to the left...ah, that's the spot, Roll.
--Dr. Light communicating with Megaman (rock) while getting a back rub by Roll (Rock's sister).
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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07-05-2009, 10:27 PM
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#124
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
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If you would have peace.....drop dead b/c there's no peace like that of the grave.
--anonymous Roman historian
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-06-2009, 10:08 PM
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#125
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^^^I like!
"Yeah? Whadya want *me* to do,bumble-butt?!"
One of the lines that never even made the outtakes.
Officer Harry Cox--"Big Money Hustlas".
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09-15-2009, 12:12 PM
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#126
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A Face from The Past
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 10,284
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"Hey Big Bird....check this out!! The girls dont call me Snuffleupaphallus for nuthin....!!!"
*Mr Snuffleupagus deleted scene - Sesame Street 1982
mtfbwya
Asinus asinum fricat
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09-16-2009, 10:20 AM
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#127
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The Club
Posts: 1,631
Current Game: The Game
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To be, or not to be? That's not really a question...
~Te Mirdala Mand'alor (in a poetic mood).
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-16-2009, 08:58 PM
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#128
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WHO.
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Over the bridge from Australia
Posts: 1,158
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"Every freaking thing can be analysed like crazy. The only thing I can do is ignore it to keep myself from going insane."
- Jigos, analyzing the concept of analysis overload.
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09-17-2009, 01:52 AM
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#129
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
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AS: I can't believe it! My girlfriend ****** 37 ****!
Obi1: In a row?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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09-17-2009, 06:30 AM
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#130
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A Face from The Past
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 10,284
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"The Man with the largest pants presence gets the most presents"
-Ancient Proverb
Asinus asinum fricat
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09-19-2009, 12:31 AM
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#131
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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Give me tah booze ya big... ehh, lemon meringue pie @$$...
Deleted outtakes of Dumb and Dumber with the "cop drinks pee" scene, with Harlan Williams as, once again, the cop.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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09-23-2009, 02:43 AM
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#132
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The New Tax Collector
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Thailand
Posts: 1,898
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Drink a glass of water and go to the restroom.
--Ancient Mother Wisdom used for injuries.
Looks like a fruit cake to me. - Brutus
Quote:
Originally Posted by Q
I don't want to get my hopes up, but it's like the planets are aligning or something.
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09-23-2009, 03:18 AM
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#133
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: The Club
Posts: 1,631
Current Game: The Game
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Quote? What quote? You want me to share "wisdom"? Ha!
~Te Mirdala Mand'alor's RL persona.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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09-23-2009, 05:43 AM
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#134
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Posts: 4,724
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When all else fails....quit before you humiliate yourself any further.
--TMM's life coach. 
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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10-05-2009, 02:34 AM
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#135
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Spah creepin' around here
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Right behind you.
Posts: 396
Current Game: Various Games.
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" Although you say you slept with my Mother, in your testosterone filled blunder, you do not notice that you live in my vicinity, you 12 year old still with your virginity, add to that my father is in my place, thinking of punching you in the face, he realizes with a start, you're the kid from the neighborhood that smells of fart, and starts to get his gun, tonight will be fun, and he walks to your house and rings the bell, ready to send an annoying little **** to hell.
-Me, on them annoying punks I constantly encounter on Xbox Live spouting "I ****ED YO MAMMA LOLOLOLOL"
Nice poem, don't you think?
I realize it's probably a bit over the top, but I had to come up with something, and my mind is a violent one.
P.S. : Now I have the taste of rhyming in my mouth, and I can't stop thinking of how to rhyme words.

"There is no way to be better than everyone else, but being kind and having a sense of humor certainly helps." -Me, my quote on life.
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10-06-2009, 08:20 PM
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#136
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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You can take this motha ****ah right here and beat him with a hairdryer and I wouldn't give a buck. You can take Big Stank's Face and slop that biach with monkey turds and I still won't give a ****. But if you......wait a second, YO MIKE! What was I supposed to say again? I don't remember the lines anymore.
--Joseph Useler (AKA Violent J) in outtakes (which never made int othe end credits) of big money hustlas.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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10-06-2009, 11:05 PM
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#137
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
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"Damn the torpedoes, lets get the hell outta here...."
Anonymous
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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