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02-16-2009, 06:34 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Aresen Ambassadors-at-Large, ESSMBLE!!
It is with our Emperor Zoom Rabbit that of which you were chosen for this position!
As 'Acting' Aresen Minister of War, in Niner's absense ( that is until he signs back on... :P), that it is my duty to inform you that our Prime Minister had declared war on the Ahto Off-topic forums! For they too, had declared themselves as an autonomous Empire for themselves!
For which our Prime Minister displayed his dislikes for the fact that he was not included in, so thus he had no choice but to declare war.
It is with that said, it is also my duty to which re-state of what the great Emperor had spoken on the great day of establishing our great Empire!
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Aresen Ambassadors-at-Large: Several members who frequents a lot of the other LF forums and are familiar with the differing natures and members of each well enough to represent our community to the rest of the Lucasforums galaxy with at least a pretense at dignity. Should also have hard liquor skills. (Redwing, Edlib, STTCT, Nitro.)
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And I say with a bit of Hard Liquored mindset, that I too share this Evocation, to send out and disembowel said empire!
The Troops have been mobilized. And I only ask of you Ambassador's to seek out and find a solution with the leaders of the Ahto Empire. And that solution is on the soul purpose of the dismantling of their political, economical structures, and to return to the previous social structure of which this unfortunate turn of events had taken place had occurred.
As I say it: Cry havok! And let's slip the dog's of milky war!
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE OF ARESEN!!
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02-16-2009, 07:46 PM
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^Forum Haunter^
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milk cannons lock and loaded...
waiting for orders of deploy....
headshots marksman xd
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02-16-2009, 08:12 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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DSS Fire at WILL!
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02-16-2009, 08:53 PM
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internet hate machine
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What did Will ever do to deserve this kind of treatment?
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02-16-2009, 08:59 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Prime Minister, they must be crushed! Or at least make a decently high enough cabinet position for you, sir.
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02-17-2009, 04:05 AM
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Resident Polak
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They'll rue the day they opposed my Polish sausage.
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02-17-2009, 06:20 PM
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Forum Mum
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Where's my title dammit?! 
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02-17-2009, 06:30 PM
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Resident Polak
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You're the President of MADD. Mums Against Dimwit Douchebags. Your job is to punish the as**ole rebels and delinquent children of Aresen.
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02-17-2009, 10:49 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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I donno, ask the prime minister. 
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02-17-2009, 10:57 PM
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Just a Time Traveller
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War is not nice...
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02-17-2009, 11:08 PM
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War... has changed...
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02-18-2009, 12:17 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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playing yet another round of MGS eh lynk?
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02-18-2009, 05:53 AM
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thedeadlymoose
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE OF ARESEN!!
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We are the Village Green
Preservation Society
God save Donald Duck
Vaudeville and Variety
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02-21-2009, 01:55 AM
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Disciple of Megatron
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... This was an unsanctioned act.
As the Director of Aresen, in leu of the Emperor Zoom Rabbit, I hearby suspend all aggression against the nation state we are... currently... doing something against.
Alsog the same vein, I hearby take the crown until the Holy One returns.
*poits into existance a keg* Enjoy!
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02-21-2009, 02:03 AM
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Resident Polak
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Always the staff, coming to end the forum wars. 
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02-21-2009, 02:30 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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*breathe's heavily*
I do as thy bidding, My master, Cracken.
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02-21-2009, 02:44 AM
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@ Cracken: *ahm* I am the Prime Minister of Aresen and I sanctioned this attack upon that false Imperial state inhabiting Ahto.
Scar, continue the attack.
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02-21-2009, 02:46 AM
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Disciple of Megatron
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Unfortunately, I was not consulted about this matter.
Conduct this war if you must, but the Army will not follow you. The Emperor has spoken. Thy will be done.
Unless you bring me a shrubbery.
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02-21-2009, 02:54 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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I have no choice.
Niner has yet to officially relieve me of my duties as Ministry of War
So I shall deploy, THE GUNDAMS!
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02-21-2009, 03:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cmdr. Cracken
Unfortunately, I was not consulted about this matter.
Conduct this war if you must, but the Army will not follow you. The Emperor has spoken. Thy will be done.
Unless you bring me a shrubbery.
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The Emperor is not present and you are NOT the Emperor nor do you speak for him.
Gives Cracken a flower. Now be gone!
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02-21-2009, 03:47 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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I have no obligation but to turn a blind eye to this inevitable civil war.
*ATTACKS AHTO!!!*
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02-21-2009, 04:36 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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oh yeah lynk, in the event (which i have already did), you got my back right Prime Minister?
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02-21-2009, 12:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee
oh yeah lynk, in the event (which i have already did), you got my back right Prime Minister?
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If you're captured, we deny any involvement. You have your cyanide pill... use it.
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02-21-2009, 01:12 PM
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8-Bit Code Monkey
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lynk Former
If you're captured, we deny any involvement. You have your cyanide pill... use it.
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Harsh, XD
"Women are like sunsets… they’re beautiful, but there will be a different one tomorrow." - Gilder
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02-21-2009, 07:24 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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I already used it in the cyanide pill eating contest against SXW.
bastard tricked me! I had to have my stomach pumped and everything. XP
well of course there was that thing about me dieing, but i got better.
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02-21-2009, 09:48 PM
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VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER!
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02-21-2009, 10:31 PM
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Violence is always the answer.
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02-21-2009, 10:43 PM
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Quote:
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VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER!
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Better watch out or Lynk will cut your legs off. o_O
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02-21-2009, 11:58 PM
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Ruler of Valhalla
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Because no one else has mentioned it and since Scar tried to drag me into this:
"Essmble" is not a word... Consequently I do not know how to essmble, and since it's Scar we are talking about, I'm going to just assume he meant something perverted by it.
Now perhaps you meant assemble...
I should also mention that violence is not the answer. The answer is "Over there behind you." Wait until he turns around and then commit violence.
"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
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As Odin says in the Hovamal:
"Praise no day 'til evening; no wife 'til on her pyre; no sword 'til tested;
no maid 'til bedded; no ice 'til crossed;
no ale 'til drunk."
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02-22-2009, 12:12 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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I ment to spell it "Assemble" so i missed a letter throwing another one in the wrong spot, sue me.
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02-22-2009, 12:27 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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02-22-2009, 12:41 AM
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Ruler of Valhalla
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee
I ment to spell it "Assemble" so i missed a letter throwing another one in the wrong spot, sue me.
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But where is the fun in that? Also I did warn you...
"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
Official Forum Expert on Norse Mythology
As Odin says in the Hovamal:
"Praise no day 'til evening; no wife 'til on her pyre; no sword 'til tested;
no maid 'til bedded; no ice 'til crossed;
no ale 'til drunk."
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02-22-2009, 03:28 AM
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I think he meant "ensemble." We're starting a concert orchestra, see.
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02-22-2009, 09:56 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Admiral, I think you're asking for a spanking. :P
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02-22-2009, 10:18 AM
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We Are Chaos
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My fleet of kamikaze pilots is standing by awaiting orders. Once your bickering ends, we are willing to follow whatever orders and eliminate all obstacles.
Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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02-22-2009, 10:19 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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ok then!
SXW! ATTACK! ...
..here: http://lucasforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=325
oh yeah, and I am going to "employ" Aresen's most secret and destructive weapon.
I am hiring a certain Rogue and his R5 unit
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02-26-2009, 07:28 AM
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^Forum Haunter^
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cannons reloaded!!
Holding fire for maximum spread!!!
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02-27-2009, 11:20 PM
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Disciple of Megatron
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You can have your war.... for now......
The Directorite is always watching......
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02-27-2009, 11:28 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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I think the war is over, now there is a debate on who won.
I think there is going to be another forum war about that one tho... XP
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