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Old 02-22-2009, 03:51 PM   #41
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Eh my R5 was insured for six times its value... Bo yea $ for me...
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Old 02-22-2009, 03:52 PM   #42
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... And what a good ally Ahto is?



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Old 02-22-2009, 03:52 PM   #43
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Ninja edits fail.

Also, you aren't a ghost - you're an R5 unit, which is quite lightsabre-able.
Yes if you knew him like I do you would see he is about as far from a "Ninja" as you can get.


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Old 02-22-2009, 03:57 PM   #44
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I've dispatched a specialist to deal with the Kirov factory. It shall not pose a threat any longer.

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Old 02-22-2009, 04:05 PM   #46
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eat it.
Well, if you insist.

OM NOM NOM NOM.

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I've dispatched a specialist to deal with the Kirov factory. It shall not pose a threat any longer.
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:08 PM   #47
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sux2beU, cus we've converted the factories since the Kirov's had been deployed, to make those VHS tapes for the Church of Latter day Saints.

Enjoy your incoming mail.

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Old 02-22-2009, 04:09 PM   #48
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sux2beU, cus we've converted the factories since the Kirov's had been deployed, to make those VHS tapes for the Church of Latter day Saints.

Enjoy your incoming mail.
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:10 PM   #49
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I've dispatched a specialist to deal with the Kirov factory. It shall not pose a threat any longer.


Specialist dealt with


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Old 02-22-2009, 04:11 PM   #50
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Now stop complaining Kookee! You whine like a little girl.


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Old 02-22-2009, 04:11 PM   #51
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mind having those guys point to Darth right there? a good ol assassination would do just fine.

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Old 02-22-2009, 04:12 PM   #52
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Now stop complaining Kookee! You whine like a little girl.
That was a decoy.

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Old 02-22-2009, 04:13 PM   #53
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mind having those guys point to Darth right there? a good ol assassination would do just fine.
Sure just move a little to the left I want to go for two with one shot...


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Old 02-22-2009, 04:18 PM   #54
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Sure just move a little to the left I want to go for two with one shot...
well, if i go and do that, i suppose its a good thing that I'm not only a) not the Prime Minister, and B) only "Acting" Ministry of War

So either I can be replaced by Lynk, or Niner will come back and rip Ahto a whole new one.

I do admit, he's by far more wittier then I am.

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Old 02-22-2009, 04:29 PM   #55
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right then. I have no choice.

Send out the Squirrels!

Assualt Squirrel!


Muscle Squirrel!


Secret Squirrel!


And the rest of you

TRAIN!

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Old 02-22-2009, 04:33 PM   #56
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Nothing like a military force that's after your nuts. Flee before its might!


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Old 02-22-2009, 04:33 PM   #57
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General igyman, I must commend your efficiency!
My deepest thanks, your Imperial InSidiousness.

Just a moment...

Great news! I've just received a report from the specialist I dispatched.

Here's a copy of the audio log:

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Statement: Mission successful, meat... I mean sir.
Observation: I do enjoy the moment of explosion.
Statement: I've even forced a surviving meatbag to make a picture so I can enjoy it over and over again. I killed him right after, of course. Here's a copy so you can enjoy it too.
Here's the picture received with the audio message:



I knew he'd come through. This officially ends the Kirov threat. Long live the Ahto Empire.

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Specialist dealt with
Did you think your false propaganda would fool us?

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Old 02-22-2009, 04:48 PM   #58
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TK-47 will have his comeuppance:

for I have unleashed....

ALIENSQUIRREL!


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Old 02-22-2009, 04:52 PM   #59
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Hmmm, I see I'll have to go after the Squirrel government next.

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Old 02-22-2009, 05:00 PM   #60
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they're in cahoots with us.

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Old 02-22-2009, 05:02 PM   #61
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Old 02-22-2009, 05:07 PM   #62
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oh no, it's the giant blank box of doom. what ever shall I do...

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Using my own weapons against me, wont work!!

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Old 02-22-2009, 05:13 PM   #63
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The biological warfare facilities of the Ahto Soviet have developed an effective countermeasure to the squirrel threat...







Enemy squirrel forces neutralized.


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Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."
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Old 02-22-2009, 05:19 PM   #64
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Ack! Squirrel epron!

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Old 02-22-2009, 06:10 PM   #65
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I counter the counter-invasion with the living and dead members of Dschinghis Khan.

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CAUTION! MOSKAU.


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Old 02-22-2009, 06:14 PM   #66
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This conflict is tearing a hole in the fabric of time and space itself! Your violence is heard throughout the universe! BE careful or a bunch E.T.s will be all over the place!
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Old 02-22-2009, 06:23 PM   #67
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This conflict is tearing a hole in the fabric of time and space itself! Your violence is heard throughout the universe! BE careful or a bunch E.T.s will be all over the place!
That's just Imperial Aresen technology, creating a one-way warp hole to the Ahto rebel strongholds. Then we use high-technology catapults to fling decaying animal corpses and diseased blankets inside.


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Old 02-22-2009, 07:22 PM   #68
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That's just Imperial Aresen technology, creating a one-way warp hole to the Ahto rebel strongholds. Then we use high-technology catapults to fling decaying animal corpses and diseased blankets inside.
...at which ahto's defense systems activate sprinkler systems loaded with quadruple strength colloidal silver, neutralizing all virulent bacteria/pathogens within 6 minutes, as outlined in the "World Pandemic" section of Ahto Emergency Protocol.



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Old 02-22-2009, 07:48 PM   #69
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Ah, you found the video of the Imperial Ahtonian Christmas Party. We were all terribly drunk at the time.

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Old 02-23-2009, 10:33 AM   #70
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BOO
FAIL.

you just established! there has been no Christmas Party!

PHONY!

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The Glorious Ahtonian Empire has been around for a while longer than you think. You might want to do a search of Ahto before making assumptions.



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Old 02-23-2009, 11:28 AM   #72
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Phony phony phony

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Old 02-23-2009, 11:45 AM   #74
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lies.

LIES!!

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Old 02-23-2009, 11:46 AM   #75
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The Glorious Ahtonian Empire has been around for a while longer than you think. You might want to do a search of Ahto before making assumptions.
Even so, I thought you were a non-denominational organization, shoudl you even be having X-mas parties?


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Even so, I thought you were a non-denominational organization, shoudl you even be having X-mas parties?
The official religion of Ahto is the Cult of Stoffe. Unfortunately, most of the priests are MAZED right now from having worshipped her too often, but still.

We hold Christmas parties on the basis of December 25th being a jolly good date for one.



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Old 02-23-2009, 02:13 PM   #79
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If you strike us down we will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. After all, we have such people as Vlad the Impaler, Rasputin, Joseph Stalin, Henry the 8th, Benjamin Franklin, Dr. Henry Jones Jr., Bruce Wayne, the 300 Spartans resurrected from the battle of thermopolis, and an incandesant light bulb.


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Thermopolis?

Hate to break it to you, but there aren't many Spartans in Wyoming.



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