COUNTERINVASION COMMENCE

[Kuuki]

Originally Posted by Rogue For Hire

Eh my R5 was insured for six times its value... Bo yea $ for me...

see, wasnt it a good idea for you to come here?

[Darth InSidious]

... And what a good ally Ahto is?

[Rogue For Hire]

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious

Ninja edits fail.

Also, you aren't a ghost - you're an R5 unit, which is quite lightsabre-able.

Yes if you knew him like I do you would see he is about as far from a "Ninja" as you can get.

[Kuuki]

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eat it.

[igyman]

I've dispatched a specialist to deal with the Kirov factory. It shall not pose a threat any longer.

[Darth InSidious]

Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee

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eat it.

Well, if you insist.

OM NOM NOM NOM.

Originally Posted by igyman

I've dispatched a specialist to deal with the Kirov factory. It shall not pose a threat any longer.

General igyman, I must commend your efficiency!

[Kuuki]

sux2beU, cus we've converted the factories since the Kirov's had been deployed, to make those VHS tapes for the Church of Latter day Saints.

Enjoy your incoming mail.

[Darth InSidious]

Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee

sux2beU, cus we've converted the factories since the Kirov's had been deployed, to make those VHS tapes for the Church of Latter day Saints.

Enjoy your incoming mail.

The Eighth Gnostic Pamphleteers have that covered.

[Rogue For Hire]

Originally Posted by igyman

I've dispatched a specialist to deal with the Kirov factory. It shall not pose a threat any longer.

Specialist dealt with

[Rogue For Hire]

Now stop complaining Kookee! You whine like a little girl.

[Kuuki]

mind having those guys point to Darth right there? a good ol assassination would do just fine.

[Darth InSidious]

Originally Posted by Rogue For Hire

Now stop complaining Kookee! You whine like a little girl.

That was a decoy.

Thanks for revealing your snipers, tho.

[Rogue For Hire]

Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee

mind having those guys point to Darth right there? a good ol assassination would do just fine.

Sure just move a little to the left I want to go for two with one shot...

[Kuuki]

Originally Posted by Rogue For Hire

Sure just move a little to the left I want to go for two with one shot...

well, if i go and do that, i suppose its a good thing that I'm not only a) not the Prime Minister, and B) only "Acting" Ministry of War

So either I can be replaced by Lynk, or Niner will come back and rip Ahto a whole new one.

I do admit, he's by far more wittier then I am.

[Kuuki]

right then. I have no choice.

Send out the Squirrels!

Assualt Squirrel!


Muscle Squirrel!


Secret Squirrel!


And the rest of you

TRAIN!

[Rogue For Hire]

Nothing like a military force that's after your nuts. Flee before its might!

[igyman]

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious

General igyman, I must commend your efficiency!

My deepest thanks, your Imperial InSidiousness.

Just a moment...

Great news! I've just received a report from the specialist I dispatched.

Here's a copy of the audio log:

Originally Posted by HK-47

Statement: Mission successful, meat... I mean sir.
Observation: I do enjoy the moment of explosion.
Statement: I've even forced a surviving meatbag to make a picture so I can enjoy it over and over again. I killed him right after, of course. Here's a copy so you can enjoy it too.

Here's the picture received with the audio message:



I knew he'd come through. This officially ends the Kirov threat. Long live the Ahto Empire.

Originally Posted by Rogue For Hire

Specialist dealt with

Did you think your false propaganda would fool us?

[Kuuki]

TK-47 will have his comeuppance:

for I have unleashed....

ALIENSQUIRREL!

[igyman]

Hmmm, I see I'll have to go after the Squirrel government next.

[Kuuki]

they're in cahoots with us.

[Darth InSidious]

You asked for this, Scar:

YouTube Video

[Kuuki]

oh no, it's the giant blank box of doom. what ever shall I do...

[/sarcasm]

Using my own weapons against me, wont work!!

[Q]

The biological warfare facilities of the Ahto Soviet have developed an effective countermeasure to the squirrel threat...







Enemy squirrel forces neutralized.

[Kuuki]

Ack! Squirrel epron!

[Kjølen]

I counter the counter-invasion with the living and dead members of Dschinghis Khan.

YouTube Video

CAUTION! MOSKAU.

[GeneralPloKoon]

This conflict is tearing a hole in the fabric of time and space itself! Your violence is heard throughout the universe! BE careful or a bunch E.T.s will be all over the place!

[Kjølen]

Originally Posted by GeneralPloKoon

This conflict is tearing a hole in the fabric of time and space itself! Your violence is heard throughout the universe! BE careful or a bunch E.T.s will be all over the place!

That's just Imperial Aresen technology, creating a one-way warp hole to the Ahto rebel strongholds. Then we use high-technology catapults to fling decaying animal corpses and diseased blankets inside.

[JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan]

That's just Imperial Aresen technology, creating a one-way warp hole to the Ahto rebel strongholds. Then we use high-technology catapults to fling decaying animal corpses and diseased blankets inside.

...at which ahto's defense systems activate sprinkler systems loaded with quadruple strength colloidal silver, neutralizing all virulent bacteria/pathogens within 6 minutes, as outlined in the "World Pandemic" section of Ahto Emergency Protocol.

[Darth InSidious]

Originally Posted by Kjølen

I counter the counter-invasion with the living and dead members of Dschinghis Khan.

YouTube Video

Ah, you found the video of the Imperial Ahtonian Christmas Party. We were all terribly drunk at the time.

I counter with this:

YouTube Video

You'd better surrender now.

[Kuuki]

@InSidious

BOO
FAIL.

you just established! there has been no Christmas Party!

PHONY!

[Darth InSidious]

The Glorious Ahtonian Empire has been around for a while longer than you think. You might want to do a search of Ahto before making assumptions.

[Kuuki]

Phony phony phony

[Darth InSidious]

Link.

Do you enjoy digging holes for yourself? Now if you'll excuse me, I have some more glorious reigning to do.

[Kuuki]

lies.

LIES!!

[Darth InSidious]

Originally Posted by Futile Rhetoric

lies.

LIES!!

Lawl.

[Kuuki]

[Mav]

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious

The Glorious Ahtonian Empire has been around for a while longer than you think. You might want to do a search of Ahto before making assumptions.

Even so, I thought you were a non-denominational organization, shoudl you even be having X-mas parties?

[Darth InSidious]

Originally Posted by maverick187

Even so, I thought you were a non-denominational organization, shoudl you even be having X-mas parties?

The official religion of Ahto is the Cult of Stoffe. Unfortunately, most of the priests are MAZED right now from having worshipped her too often, but still.

We hold Christmas parties on the basis of December 25th being a jolly good date for one.

[SuicidalXWing]

If you strike us down we will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. After all, we have such people as Vlad the Impaler, Rasputin, Joseph Stalin, Henry the 8th, Benjamin Franklin, Dr. Henry Jones Jr., Bruce Wayne, the 300 Spartans resurrected from the battle of thermopolis, and an incandesant light bulb.

[Darth InSidious]

Thermopolis?

Hate to break it to you, but there aren't many Spartans in Wyoming.