Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
OK. Anything deriding Pelosi is probably good, even if it's bad.
Sexaroids for eunuchs.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Bad idea, muscleheads have to few active brain cells as it is.
Pimping the neighbors wives.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Depends. If you're Andrew Zimmern, it probably seems like a good idea.
Winning $100 million in the lottery and having everyone, everywhere, know it was you.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Bad idea. I'd go broke uploading videos of animals on fire.
Pouring napalm on an ants nest.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
Having a little trouble discerning a serious remark from a sarcastic one Hal?
Duel booting Windows Vista and Windows Me on a Mac.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
Only a good idea if you don't mind shorting-out the computer bit, if not overloading it from the heat. That is if it doesn't trip your electrical breakers with the amount of current running through that.
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good idea: he still has a baby in him!
You're obviously not aware of the "ninja" I'm talking about.
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Running around with your orgy harem in the cold right now, each in nothing but a thong.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
Bad idea. Ever since the invention of camera phones and the internet, just no.
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You must be getting your minerals, 'cause I just found some irony.
Touche'.
Shaving rats and using them for hood ornaments.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
Yes, good idea. I am especially interested since I own a rat or two right now in fact.
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Originally Posted by Te Darasuum Mandalor
bad idea: Only Muslims have Herems!
Harems can be had by anyone, they're just largely associated with moslems. I *can* have my harem of people, sexariod dolls, and farm animals and *not* believe in Islam!
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Bad idea, unless you're an anti-intellectual.
That...Or you have been contracted in secret by a competing university to do so and paid handsomely. Knowing you Alk, that could mean any one of several things.
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Originally Posted by Jai'galaar Bralor
Shaving rats and using them for hood ornaments.
I have rats as pets.
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PWNING Dr. Hax when he least suspects.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
I saw a rat in the barn recently. Just nearly crawled up my boot. I don't like rats.
Using a combination of napalm and fireworks to create the best 4th of July display ever.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
Ooh, pretty. I'd be down for that. Also, take some Heet brand antifreeze (it's ethyl alcohol or something like that) and mix in some boric acid powder (roach killer)--be careful as both of these are extremely toxic--then ignite it and you have green fire as well. There was also something else you could by boiling some ferrous liquid similar to hematite and it made purple clouds and it trails red once it catches on ceilings or walls and condensed again in liquid form. (Does anyone else know what I'm talking about? Know what the magical stuff is called?)
(BTW, oh, that's right you live in a farming community where they are nuisances, mybad)
Sequel to Angry Cat Man's "Yelling at cats" video.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
Well, for me it would be a bad idea because it means that I only show up to get inebriated, but for a more regular churchgoer it'd probably be alright to get drunk every once in a while. I mean, if the priest is alright with it.
Good idea, but I'm pretty sure that it's already around. But if not, the caffeine would make people think that it makes them sober up, and then the placebo effect will hit, which will make them act less like idiots, so everyone wins.
Dropping out of an engineering program to double major in Theatre and Women's Studies.
^^^From a serious standpoint, however, you're not exactly counteracting one another with caffeine vs alcohol. I may be being too scientific about it but it's true that your system really is having a hard time compensating and keeping up when you do this: your body is reacting to both at the same time and sending out signals according to both. Your system panics. BAD, bad idea.
From a flavorful standpoint: Already tried, results vary. Blueberry soda and lager isn't too bad, actually. Some, on the other hand taste just awful.
Hotsauce enema.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
Being crazy as a loon and still running for public office.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Good idea....if the idea of ****ting tiffany cuff links appeals to you.
Being granted the power of Midas' Touch (and no, you've got no control over the outcome).
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman