The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game

[Working Class Hero]

Good idea. I'm always interested in seeing physical changes. (or would that be chemical changes? I get so confused )

Asking Alkonium why so many of his ideas involve microwaves

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: he's an evil genius and he'll pants ya if you're not careful!

Hax launching a monitor into this thing:

YouTube Video

[Totenkopf]

Sure, see how many monitors it takes to kill the people in the fake pool.

Playing russian roulette w/Pinhead.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: if you're using ammo that will turn into a mini-sun you'll exile him back to hell--assuming the shot is fired. *loads all chambers*

Hiring Bruce Campbell to demolish Pyron from Darkstalkers.

[Alkonium]

Good idea, if noone can do it, he can.

Introducing yourself to everyone as King Steve the Oblivious of Jiffylubistan.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea, you're already weird enough and shouldn't invite even more abuse.

Telling a 300 lb 6'8" customer that he's truly a moron amongst morons.

[purifier]

Could be a Good idea or Bad idea. Depends on whether or not you got a taser gun, and if he goes ballistic on your ass.






Training your pet monkey to throw flaming doody at everyone that passes by your house.

[Totenkopf]

Good idea......till YOU pass by your own house.

Upgrading the monkey army from trebuchets to howitzers.

[purifier]

Definitly a good idea. High speed flaming doody coming right at ya.








Me ordering the Monkey Army to fire the flaming doody at Totenkopf's house.

[Totenkopf]

Good idea. I'll trap you in the house and they can burn it down so I get the insurance money. Been real knowin ya.....

Putting border security in the hands of GTA's monkey army.

[Alkonium]

Good idea. There's bulletproof vests, but there aren't poop-proof vests.

Barging into a church/synagogue/mosque/temple during a sermon and shouting "I AM YOUR GOD!"

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea: Have you watched that one episode of family guy where Peter tried to be a douchebag to the Jews? --Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Pissing off Bill Goldberg by vandalizing all of his cars before hot august nights and then hoping Keith and Ed can stop him...I mean that Ed can box and used to play football a long time ago, and Keith works out all the time to maintain his pretty boy looks and must really know everything about football because he is also a commentator...Those two can take on Billy G no problem right?

[Alkonium]

Bad idea, there's no way of knowing they'll even try to intervene.

An Ice Cream flavour called Heavenly Hashish, made with real Hashish.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea, I think GTA games incorporate something like that already. Good until the cops come after you.

Launching a toilet bomb full of barbs from a barbed wire fence strand into the house of that "ultimate freakout" kid's house.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. That'd be enough for that kid to snap.

Lady Gaga becoming the spokesperson for Twinings Tea, and Twinings naming a new flavour after her. (Note: this is actually happening, apparently)

[purifier]

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bad Idea! BAD IDEA! Twinings Tea will never be the same.






Grace Jones kicking Lady Gaga's ass for being a copycat.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea. Celebrity deathmatch needs more content.


Suppositories in flavors like cool glacier, tingly vanilla, and hot cinnamon.

[Alkonium]

Unless you're eating the suppositories, pointless idea. If you are, good idea.

Sneaking into the WBC and replacing every instance of the word "HATE" on their picket signs with the word "LOVE".

[Hallucination]

Bad idea, they'll just sue you.

Going to a job interview for a job you don't really want working for the federal government. More specifically, Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada.

[Trench]

Bad idea. Why would I want to work for the Canadian Government. God bless 'Merica!



Posting inflammatory pro-Mac comments on a PC-tech board.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: Those people at least need a little adrenaline surge. Who knows? Maybe some will have a heart attack.


Cooking your food with prods powered from line outlet.

[Alkonium]

Good idea, as long as you keep yourself insulated.

Opening a restaurant called The Microwavery, in which all the cooking is done exclusively by microwave.

[Darth Avlectus]

Povided what is being cooked is NOT:
-Live small animals directly
-non-microwaveable
-Healthy Choice TV dinner vegetables (I got a mild to moderate intestinal blockage from that--basically constipation but still rather undigested and stuck in the small intestine somewhere close to the appendix)

Then yes, good idea.



Doing Parkour maneuvers in a meat grinding factory.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea, one slip and you're soylent green (not quite, pretty much).

Punching the Punchmaster.

[Darth Avlectus]

Depends: As it was intended good idea...

Full on? Bad idea: FAILCON punch. (Are you referring to *that* failblog video? I just saw it for the first time this weekend! )

Doing the same bike jump over the cactus pit, while bound to a bungee rope, only this time with the bungee tied to your nads.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea, even if you survive, you're eligible for a Darwin Award.

Legally changing your name to God and then attracting the attention of the Westboro Baptist Church.

[Trench]

Neutral. Although I am a firearm owner, I still wouldn't want them picketing my home whenever I have friends over for a dance.

Legally changing your name to Westboro Baptist Church and attracting the attention of the aforementioned lot.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. They wouldn't hate you, but everyone else would.

Keeping a wolf as a pet and claiming it's a Husky.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea, been there done that. One of the best pets you can have if you know how to raise it.
(Just popping in to say hello and check messages. )

Taking a grinder to a surface that will spark.

[Alkonium]

Good idea, everyone loves a good lightshow.

An insurance policy that covers wilful destruction.

[Trench]

Good for the Insuree, notsomuch for the Insurer.

Taking out a huge insurance policy on your neighbor's car, then totaling it with a steamroller.

[Alkonium]

Good idea, the insurance should be more than enough to bribe your neighbour's lawyer.

Hiring Cliff Eidelman to compose your own personal soundtrack.

[Darth Avlectus]

Only good if you could afford it.

Confessing your addiction to furries at a PETA conference.

[Alkonium]

Good idea, it shows your love of animals.

Wearing Lady Gaga's Meat Dress to a PETA conference, especially if you're a guy.

[Hallucination]

Good idea, you're recycling the dress so fewer animals suffer for fashion.

Making your own meat dress and having a meat dress fashion show.

[HockeyGoalie35]

Good idea, then bring THAT to PETA


eating a school, hoping you will learn everything

[Darth Avlectus]

Excellent idea: Those who learn the most are said to be "hungriest" for the knowledge.


Wearing a thong of meat to a PETA sponsored fashion show.

[Trench]

Good idea. You can insult them, while making them unwilling to remove it from you in the process. After all, they'd rather see that meat than yours.

Throwing dead, freshly skinned, rabbits at a PETA protest.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea, they can get pretty aggressive.

Professing your love of cannibalism at a PETA conference.

[Trench]

Neutral. They probably wouldn't care so long as you don't eat animals.

Showing up naked to PETA protests.