The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. As you said, it's not a lie if you believe it. That's called delusion.

Deep-frying C4.

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea. I'm not sticking around for you to blow yourself up...Oh wait, you live in Canada and I am quite safely away from you.


Being like Harry and Marv and becoming the new bandit thief called "the pissin' bandit" and attempting to rob the cannibalistic Kevin McAllister. YT home alone 5 ref FTW!

[purifier]

Meh, neutral....it could work I guess.








Not having a good idea or bad idea.

[urluckyday]

Bad idea. Better find one!

Reading batman comics right in front of the most attractive woman alive (aka Eva Mendes).

[Darth Avlectus]

I know you're a natural with the ladies so I'm going to say bad idea on account of you'll miss your chance with her.

Playing co-op the "It's a TRAP" game on new prey.

[Alkonium]

Definitely always a good idea.

Not bothering to spellcheck an important legal document.

[purifier]

Ooooh..sounds like a really bad idea, man how did that turn out for ya?






Having a good idea and a bad idea at the sametime.

[Alkonium]

Neutral Idea, they'd cancel eachother out.

Starting the Church of UltraGod, in which UltraGod is the God that Gods worship.

[purifier]

Good Idea. Then I could start a church of I-Own-All-Of-Your-Asses-God, in which "God" and "UltraGod" shalt worshipth..th....th.





Doing cartwheels while firing a bazooka.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea, I need something to spruce up my routine.


Disturbing Ace Ventura and depriving him his special alone time.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea, he's weird enough already w/o provocation.

Telling the emperor you're taking his deathstar out for a spin.

[Alkonium]

Good idea, better than just taking it.

Just taking it.

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad Idea. I ain't gonna take it no more.

Playing hockey like a bitch.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea, sounds unsportsmanlike.

Combining the Normandy (both of them) and the Starships Enterprise (all of them) into one ship.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: we need a ship that is a ridiculous monstrosity like that.

Throwing bad actors and actresses in a garbage disposal.

[Alkonium]

Good idea. What else would we do with them?

Giving standard cars an auto-destruct feature.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: we'd have a lot less useless junk sitting around once the vehicles outlive their useful function.

Originally Posted by Alkonium

Good idea. What else would we do with them?

Let a bisexual train them to be prostitutes maybe?


Lighting up a smoke (any kind) in a fireworks factory when you have some hairs you need singed off.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. It's not just hair you'll be singeing off.

Attempting to apply the power over the dreamworld in lucid dreaming to reality.

[purifier]

Good idea, but that only works when your stoned.







Hiding behind bushes and shooting BB's at a Sasquatch, when he's not looking in your general direction.

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea. You ever seen those Jack's Links beef jerky commercials?

Taking a bunch of 'woof'* and making an explosive abominable woof man.
A term I am trying to get to catch on "leaving a woof" that is an alternative for the term "taking a crap". Woof is another word for excrement.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea, b/c you still have to shape the woof into an explosive abominable "woofman" and get it all over yourself (well, you anyway ).

Having to pay the fuel bill for Alk's "monstrosity" starship by turning tricks.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea, that could take centuries.

Mixing power tools and sex.

[purifier]

Good Idea, somebody's gonna get screwed.
Bad Idea, somebody's gonna get screwed.
(Overall...neutral I guess.)





Trying to chase Sasquatch down with an electric razor, until he's completely hairless.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea to try to shave an unwilling victim, especially something much stronger than yourself and probably feral to boot.

Piping feed from "The Man Show" into a feminazi rally via a jumbotron.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: someone really needs to 'spice things up a bit' as Bruce Almighty said.

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Originally Posted by Alkonium

Mixing power tools and sex.

Could be Good or bad , I have heard some horror stories of stupidity, then I have heard some success stories that turned people into bazillionaires. So long as there are no sharp points to protrude through cyberskin or whatever...maybe.

I'm now also never going to get drunk near you.

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Trying to build a solar power plant out in the middle of the desert plains of central CA despite Sierra Club's slanted propagandized opposition to it that it feeds its obviously ignorant members who won't even LOOK into the issue beyond "OMG they're building a new power plant! It's gonna destroy the natural ecosystem! Vote NO!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!one!!!!!!one!!!!!eleven!!!!"

[Alkonium]

Good idea. Sometimes the unpopular decision is the best one.

Originally Posted by GTA:SWcity

I'm now also never going to get drunk near you.

Was that ever going to happen to begin with?

Getting drunk near me.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea b/c you have evil fantasies about power tools and sex.

Getting drunk w/GTA and Alk.

[Alkonium]

Really Bad Idea. My disturbing fantasies are nothing compared to GTA's.

Getting either of us drunk while remaining sober yourself.

[Totenkopf]

Good idea. Much easier to defend oneself or take corrective action if/as necessary when remaining sober. Besides, events might result in high hit count on YT (or get someone perma-banned from there).

Misuse of a sonic screwdriver.

[Alkonium]

Good idea. Something cool will happen regardless.

Replacing all support groups with standing orders to "Keep Being Awesome!".

[Darth Avlectus]

Excellent idea. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

(Shut up! I don't have a furries addiction! Even though straight people are statistically the most likely to have such an addiction. I don't have a furries addiction!!! I just like to have fun every now and again. Don't look at me skeptical like that! I'm not addicted to furries, I tell ya!)

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Originally Posted by Alkonium

Was that ever going to happen to begin with?

Theoretically anything could happen. You with a power tool and a sexual item is disconcerting.
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Stapling your own scrotum to your own leg before someone else does it to you.

[Alkonium]

Depends on how inevitable it is. If you know it's going to happen anyway, good idea. If not, really bad idea.

Chugging Changaa.

[Darth Avlectus]

Neutral, results will vary.


Hiring the big fat "sit on you" guy from adult swim to sit on carrot top's head.

[Totenkopf]

Good idea.....have you SEEN Carrot Top*....

Welshing on a bet with Tommy DeVito.

*reminds me of the roast rip that CT looked like his doctor stopped 1/2 way through the sex change op and just said "F*** it".

[Alkonium]

Bad Idea. I think.

@GTA: Do you even know what Changaa is?

Building a vacuum cleaner that operates via a contained singularity.

[Totenkopf]

That idea really sucks.

Pointing Alk's new vacuum at your least favorite person when they aren't looking.

[Alkonium]

Great Idea. And the best part is, you won't have to worry about hiding the body!

Issuing black hole guns to standard infantry.

[purifier]

Bad idea, that would really suck...for everybody.







Falling off a cliff in slow motion, where it takes all day before you hit the bottom. Oh, and you still die.

[Darth Avlectus]

Pointless idea: Aside from slowing it down being a question of how to achieve, really, you still die. Just get it over with.

Originally Posted by Alkonium

@GTA: Do you even know what Changaa is?

"Kill me quick"? Sure, but I wasn't going to tell if they weren't going to ask.


Drinking some energy drinks with me (which I supply with open cups and ice) before taking my potato launcher out for a test firing at the ass wipe who's always playing with the factory valves.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. I don't trust you and I know what potato cannons are capable of.

Mixing Ale and Tea, then marketing it.