Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Safe Idea, but the Pine-Sol woman would really, really, be disappointed man because it's just not the same without combustible lemons.
Resurrecting people who kill their spouse and kids when they committed suicide afterwards, so as to face life imprisonment. Because death is too good for them, when they wanted a way out (death) instead.
Neutral: while it might afford all of us greatly to bring such a person to justice like so, I can make no assurances his conscious mind will be returning with the body once resurrected to living so you may end up with a non sentient zombie and that is a real can of worms...all this assuming there is even enough left of the original person left. And don't get me started on all the weird side effects that will probably curse and plague you as a result of the use of such thing.
Betraying the humans as a Repliod named Magma Dragoon, hopning either megaman X or Zero won't come after you.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
Better idea: do it to the Harry Potter movies and then watch the end product stoned off your ass.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Neutral: It's a bit overboard just to burn a lemon down...if by lemon we are being literal...otherwise if we mean someone's automobile...still a bit over board. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
Seasoned curly fries made from nightcrawler worms thrown into the frier.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
@Totenkopf: Backstroke of the West is an Engrish version of Revenge of the Sith.
I know, I looked it up before typing that. That's why I said to watch it stoned to the other film.
Asking Jules..."what?" while he's too stoned/otherwise preoccupied to shot your sorry butt.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Bad idea if only b/c of spoilage issues. Otherwise, a bit redundant.
Donut prohibition for cops?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
I don't know Tot, that might be a bad idea. Only because those copers really get cranky when they don't get their donuts at least once per day. They've been known to get a little crazy, over small violations.
Cop: I clocked you going one mile over the speed limit, sir.
Motorist: Oh! My bad officer, I was just.....
Cop: ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR? *breaks out mace can, sprays motorist*
Motorist: WHAT THE HELL, MAN!
Cop: THAT'S IT! RESISTING ARREST...GET OUT OF THE CAR!
Motorist: BUT, BUT, I....
Cop: *BLAM! - BLAM, BLAM, BLAM! holsters weapon* Thought you was gonna use your vehicle as a deadly weapon against me, didn't ya buddy?! Yeah, that'll learn ya.
Combining Judge Dredd's DNA and Robocop's DNA to make supercops.
Seducing your worst enemy's superhot girl while he's helpless to stop you.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Provocative Ideal: You could be taking narcissism to a whole new level, as well as becoming a target for Whitney Houston fans; and they would probably label you as a racist, btw.
Developing a true cloak of invisibility, but which only works for about an hour at a time.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Good Idea. Anyone could need the ability to hide their ass when the moment arises, even if it's only for an hour. Like when the women your with, has her husband unexpectly come home.
From this day forward, labeling specific political members of the U.S. government as the bad, the ugly, and the retarded.
Good idea: it's inevitable that most people become corrupt in the mid to upper echelons. I'm frankly so sick of it all I can hear my newly made stakes begging to skewer someone and I can't think of anyone more deserving than a politician.
Hitting it harder if it doesn't bleed.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
Good idea: Combining Tabitha and the compulsion to Stab...why not?
Not curing the 'bugz on your nutz' problem, where you're trying to sleep but they're up watching TV, trying to walk to the store and grab your "fourty" (bottle), all for a little comedic profit. (ICP reference)
Show spoiler
(I guess "alternative" sex with homeless prostitute women behind dumpsters doesn't pay in the long run. *itch itch itch* Anybody have a spare razor? I promise I'll bring it back! )
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
Bad idea, b/c soon that problem will be biting you in the ass.
Lending your razor to DA.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Good idea if your intent is not to be hired but possibly get your friend accepted. Tread carefully. *shrugs*
Investing in some syrups because there is a very real possibility tomorrow that one of your clients will simply give you an unused soda maker, rich and often buying stuff they never ever use.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
Perhaps a good idea if the chances are near 100% that it'll happen and the syrups don't set you back too much. Otherwise 50-50.....like many investments.
Playing your favorite vidya on a 60" hdtv.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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