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08-08-2009, 11:12 PM
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Narcissistic and mean
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LET'S MAKE A CREEPY PASTA
To revive the forum.
If you don't know what CreepyPasta is, look it up.
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08-08-2009, 11:37 PM
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Baron von Sexy
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Are we talking about spooky spaghetti or frightening farfalle?
Let's kill ourselves.
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08-09-2009, 10:12 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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Hmm, I don't know, we only get Sunfeast Pasta Treat. Can't say I like pasta enough to try another brand...
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08-11-2009, 06:49 PM
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Narcissistic and mean
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...Oh y god, how did I know you guys would do something like that. :l
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08-11-2009, 07:06 PM
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A handful of dust.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Thrice the brindled cat hath mew'd.
Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!
Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
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08-12-2009, 01:02 PM
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Hello, Sound Only
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Behold, ladies and gentlemen: Head Cook Hardt Di Soussini, European Cookery Master of the Creepy Pasta, a.k.a. "Le Pasta Masta".
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08-13-2009, 12:15 AM
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I never Kipled
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Cockpasta
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08-13-2009, 12:59 AM
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Baron von Sexy
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IMHO pasta doesn't really work with poultry for me, but whatever floats your dietary boat.
Let's kill ourselves.
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08-13-2009, 02:20 AM
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I never Kipled
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The kind of cock I'm talking about doesn't run around farm yards. Unless of course its in Arkansas.
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08-15-2009, 10:49 PM
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Frankenpasta ftw
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08-16-2009, 01:36 AM
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A Little Nugget
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This thread makes me think of Pastamancers from KoL. =|
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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08-19-2009, 01:53 PM
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"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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08-19-2009, 02:11 PM
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A handful of dust.
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08-22-2009, 03:57 AM
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Narcissistic and mean
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Well, at least we're conversing...
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08-22-2009, 05:35 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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I will converse you
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09-16-2009, 08:50 PM
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A handful of dust.
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You will be conversed. Your dialogic distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is a measure of the degree to which an object opposes an electrical current through it.
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12-11-2011, 12:13 PM
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Hello, Sound Only
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P'sh p'tack p'boom
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12-12-2011, 09:15 PM
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And I control your eyes
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Shreaded Ducksand Bravo Snoozecopse
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12-19-2011, 10:40 AM
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Narcissistic and mean
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Sometimes I look back at old posts and wonder
was I always 12
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12-20-2011, 10:08 PM
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And I control your eyes
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Lord Zelda 41
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12-20-2011, 10:56 PM
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VN02 mix
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Pasta?!
NO! **** YOU, and **** SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI!
**** YOU, and **** SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI!
Serious ear rapage. For The Win.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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12-20-2011, 11:23 PM
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Hello, Sound Only
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 90SK
Lord Zelda 41
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That's Lady Zelda 41 to you you varmint
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12-22-2011, 06:40 PM
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Bizarro
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zelda 41
Sometimes I look back at old posts and wonder
was I always 12
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Are you me?
I'm done putting links in my signature because every time I do it just links to some old crap I've long since stopped updating.
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12-23-2011, 02:00 AM
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And I control your eyes
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Oh Holy Alpha Wireless Jesus
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12-24-2011, 09:03 PM
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Narcissistic and mean
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I'm just about 99.8% ashamed and embarrassed by everything I've ever posted.
I'm so sorry.
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12-24-2011, 10:55 PM
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Hello, Sound Only
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I'm so sorry for you
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12-26-2011, 03:20 AM
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VN02 mix
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The males in this thread need to attend weegee's seminar instructing you on how to **** SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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01-02-2012, 04:32 PM
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And I control your eyes
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I eschew the wombat of my senses in my dealings with the outside.
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01-19-2012, 12:10 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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Careful now
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01-19-2012, 03:29 AM
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VN02 mix
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So I fell asleep after oral sex with a huge bowl of spaghetti.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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03-29-2012, 10:27 AM
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I made some pasta several years ago, it tasted pretty good. 
I was playing that game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, you all have played it right? Anyway, I got to that part were you open a cube and talk to that weird alien dude in a crazy dream room. The dialog was all wrong, though. He started saying poo poo like "They never loved you." and "It was your fault." Then I was transported into a room that was entirely black. No matter which direction I looked I could only see darkness. Then that alien guy walked out. I was pretty goddamn scared at this point. He explained that he was actually the pet lizard of some kid who played the game before. Apparently the lizard died because the kid was playing the game so much. He also told me that he wanted vengeance on the kid, but he seemed to think that I was the kid. I wasn't! I've never even had a pet! I tried to explain that to him, but then it turned out just forgot to install a patch and it was really normal and not supernatural in any way
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