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Old 11-13-2009, 04:11 AM   #41
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^^^Is a Book by Ryo Hoshino.

A women walks into that same bar and Orders a Double entendre...


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Old 11-19-2009, 01:20 AM   #42
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So they gave it to her.............twice.




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Old 11-26-2009, 03:36 AM   #43
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With a polisher, silly.

What if I were a serial killer and I were stalking your hated neighbor? Would you pay me as a thanks for silencing the whelp?
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Old 11-27-2009, 04:03 PM   #44
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Ahhhh, mmmmm, let's see...........Ahhh............


Oooh, Oooh! I know! Who is Beavis and Butthead (hated neighbors). Me: Tom Anderson. You the serial killer: That guy who found them in the desert and kidnapped them and tried to take them to Washington to hook up with his ex-girlfriend; in the Movie. And I would pay you with the dooms-day X-deadly gas thing-a-majig device or whatever the hell it was called.



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Old 12-10-2009, 11:10 PM   #45
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Ahhhh, mmmmm, let's see...........Ahhh............


Oooh, Oooh! I know! Who is Beavis and Butthead (hated neighbors). Me: Tom Anderson. You the serial killer: That guy who found them in the desert and kidnapped them and tried to take them to Washington to hook up with his ex-girlfriend; in the Movie. And I would pay you with the dooms-day X-deadly gas thing-a-majig device or whatever the hell it was called.


Ok, fine. Ya got me.

You can lead a jackass to.........


"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy
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Old 07-13-2010, 02:59 PM   #46
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the ultimate bitchslap from hell.





How many jackasses does it take, before it becomes asinine?


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Old 07-14-2010, 07:13 PM   #47
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Ass nine.


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Old 07-15-2010, 12:01 AM   #48
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about to put her foot up the devil's ass.






Hell hath no fury like..........


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Old 07-15-2010, 04:15 AM   #49
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the devil after getting a boot in the ass from purifier's mom.

Your mom's so dumb....


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Old 07-15-2010, 06:30 AM   #50
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she fell up the "down" escalator


you're so weird...




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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.

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Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. "
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Old 07-15-2010, 06:34 AM   #51
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Beavis and Butthead are ashamed of you.

A bartender walks into a bar...

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Old 07-15-2010, 06:55 AM   #52
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and the patrons laugh at him


I'm a redneck if......




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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.

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Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. "
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Old 07-15-2010, 07:03 AM   #53
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if you're me.

A redneck walks into a bar...

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Old 07-15-2010, 04:45 PM   #54
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full of city slicker sissies, he has no drinkin' competition.

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Old 07-17-2010, 04:42 AM   #55
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So it could lay one BIG MOTHER OF AN EGG over there.






What did the monkey say, when he left a doddy in the cookie jar?


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Old 07-17-2010, 08:33 PM   #56
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"Let me 'jar' your memory."

What happens when Dr Hax and Hack Benjamin fight and there's nobody left to give the hax launch command to the trebuchet tank monkey army with a flaming monitor full of doodey?


"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy
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Old 07-18-2010, 02:35 AM   #57
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I, Purifier will take over.....of course. And will give them the Hax launch code as I command them to fire in your direction. (*ahem* Younowhave10secondstohallass! )


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"Let me 'jar' your memory."
Lol! Actually you know what the real answer to that joke is....."Weeeell, that remains to be seen".

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How many devils does it take to make deviled ham?


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Old 07-18-2010, 01:28 PM   #58
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Two. One to hold the pig, one to do the "deviling."





Anyway... How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Old 07-18-2010, 06:59 PM   #59
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Nobody knows because they don't even change their clothes!

In a boat you have Pete and Re-Pete, Pete fell oout so who is left on the boat?


"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy
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Old 07-18-2010, 09:44 PM   #60
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The other guy.

Why do you want your dues so badly?

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Old 07-19-2010, 02:49 AM   #61
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UH! UH! I KNOW THIS ONE! AHEM!......Who is the devil. (yeah....thought you would stump me on that one, didn't you)







The devil, an angel, and a priest walk into a cantina................


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Old 07-19-2010, 04:50 AM   #62
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And the bartender says...

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Old 07-28-2010, 06:44 PM   #63
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What in the hell..............








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Old 04-25-2011, 08:30 AM   #64
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Cause the play with themselves too much


A jedi and a hobo are talking, and the jedi says....



He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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Old 04-25-2011, 09:50 AM   #65
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A Buddhist, a Communist and a Mao impersonator meet at a State-Owned Bar...


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Old 04-27-2011, 06:01 PM   #66
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The Buddhist meditates when the Communist and the Mao impersonator talk about taking over the world. But suddenly, the Buddhist brakes out of meditation into song and sings his favorite Ozzy Ozbourne title.......



"I don't wanna change the world and
don't want the world to change me
I don't want to change the world and
don't want the world to change me."

"I don't wanna change the world and
don't want the world to change me
I don't want to change the world and
don't want the world to change me."

Oh Yeah!

Then he stops and continues in meditation




What did the Wookiee say to the Sasquatch?


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Old 04-27-2011, 06:11 PM   #67
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Dude, those aren't 2 ewoks!


The cast of Will and grace walk into a bar.

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Old 04-28-2011, 10:56 PM   #68
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and they meet up with the cast of Friends. They all got drunk and each group showed up the next morning at one anothers set, instead of their own.

They said: **** it! On with the show!







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