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11-13-2009, 04:11 AM
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On the run again...
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^^^Is a Book by Ryo Hoshino.
A women walks into that same bar and Orders a Double entendre...
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11-19-2009, 01:20 AM
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#42
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Forumite
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So they gave it to her.............twice.
How do mandalorians polish their armor?
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11-26-2009, 03:36 AM
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#43
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VN02 mix
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With a polisher, silly.
What if I were a serial killer and I were stalking your hated neighbor? Would you pay me as a thanks for silencing the whelp?
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11-27-2009, 04:03 PM
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Forumite
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 Ahhhh, mmmmm, let's see...........Ahhh............
Oooh, Oooh! I know! Who is Beavis and Butthead (hated neighbors). Me: Tom Anderson. You the serial killer: That guy who found them in the desert and kidnapped them and tried to take them to Washington to hook up with his ex-girlfriend; in the Movie. And I would pay you with the dooms-day X-deadly gas thing-a-majig device or whatever the hell it was called.
How many nonjedi does it take to ignite a lightsaber?
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12-10-2009, 11:10 PM
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#45
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VN02 mix
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Apparently any number on the number line that is represented by: (0, infinity)
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Ahhhh, mmmmm, let's see...........Ahhh............
Oooh, Oooh! I know! Who is Beavis and Butthead (hated neighbors). Me: Tom Anderson. You the serial killer: That guy who found them in the desert and kidnapped them and tried to take them to Washington to hook up with his ex-girlfriend; in the Movie. And I would pay you with the dooms-day X-deadly gas thing-a-majig device or whatever the hell it was called. |
Ok, fine. Ya got me.
You can lead a jackass to.........
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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07-13-2010, 02:59 PM
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#46
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the ultimate bitchslap from hell. 
How many jackasses does it take, before it becomes asinine?
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07-14-2010, 07:13 PM
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#47
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VN02 mix
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Ass nine.
Your mother is...
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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07-15-2010, 12:01 AM
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about to put her foot up the devil's ass. 
Hell hath no fury like..........
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07-15-2010, 04:15 AM
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#49
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English spoken in What
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the devil after getting a boot in the ass from purifier's mom.
Your mom's so dumb....
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-15-2010, 06:30 AM
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#50
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The New Leader
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she fell up the "down" escalator
you're so weird...
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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
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Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby.  " |
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07-15-2010, 06:34 AM
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Chaotic Neutral
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Beavis and Butthead are ashamed of you.
A bartender walks into a bar...
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-15-2010, 06:55 AM
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The New Leader
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and the patrons laugh at him
I'm a redneck if......
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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
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Originally Posted by =purifier
Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. " |
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07-15-2010, 07:03 AM
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Chaotic Neutral
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if you're me.
A redneck walks into a bar...
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-15-2010, 04:45 PM
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#54
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VN02 mix
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full of city slicker sissies, he has no drinkin' competition.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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07-17-2010, 04:42 AM
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Forumite
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So it could lay one BIG MOTHER OF AN EGG over there.
What did the monkey say, when he left a doddy in the cookie jar?
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07-17-2010, 08:33 PM
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#56
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VN02 mix
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"Let me 'jar' your memory." 
What happens when Dr Hax and Hack Benjamin fight and there's nobody left to give the hax launch command to the trebuchet tank monkey army with a flaming monitor full of doodey?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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07-18-2010, 02:35 AM
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Forumite
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I, Purifier will take over.....of course. And will give them the Hax launch code as I command them to fire in your direction. (*ahem* Younowhave10secondstohallass! )
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Lol! Actually you know what the real answer to that joke is....." Weeeell, that remains to be seen".
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How many devils does it take to make deviled ham?
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07-18-2010, 01:28 PM
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#58
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Chaotic Neutral
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Two. One to hold the pig, one to do the "deviling."
Anyway... How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-18-2010, 06:59 PM
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#59
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VN02 mix
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Nobody knows because they don't even change their clothes!
In a boat you have Pete and Re-Pete, Pete fell oout so who is left on the boat?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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07-18-2010, 09:44 PM
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#60
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Chaotic Neutral
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The other guy.
Why do you want your dues so badly?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-19-2010, 02:49 AM
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Forumite
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UH! UH! I KNOW THIS ONE! AHEM!......Who is the devil.  (yeah....thought you would stump me on that one, didn't you)
The devil, an angel, and a priest walk into a cantina................
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07-19-2010, 04:50 AM
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#62
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Chaotic Neutral
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And the bartender says...
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-28-2010, 06:44 PM
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Forumite
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 What in the hell..............
Why are squirrels always dropping their nuts?
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04-25-2011, 08:30 AM
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#64
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Rookie
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Cause the play with themselves too much
A jedi and a hobo are talking, and the jedi says....
He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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04-25-2011, 09:50 AM
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#65
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Hello, Sound Only
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"No, I don't want any death sticks."
A Buddhist, a Communist and a Mao impersonator meet at a State-Owned Bar...
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04-27-2011, 06:01 PM
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#66
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Forumite
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The Buddhist meditates when the Communist and the Mao impersonator talk about taking over the world. But suddenly, the Buddhist brakes out of meditation into song and sings his favorite Ozzy Ozbourne title.......
"I don't wanna change the world and
don't want the world to change me
I don't want to change the world and
don't want the world to change me."
"I don't wanna change the world and
don't want the world to change me
I don't want to change the world and
don't want the world to change me."
Oh Yeah!
Then he stops and continues in meditation
What did the Wookiee say to the Sasquatch?
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04-27-2011, 06:11 PM
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#67
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Rookie
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Dude, those aren't 2 ewoks!
The cast of Will and grace walk into a bar.
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04-28-2011, 10:56 PM
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#68
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Forumite
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and they meet up with the cast of Friends. They all got drunk and each group showed up the next morning at one anothers set, instead of their own.
They said: **** it! On with the show!
What did Red Forman say to Chuck Norris?
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