A company of big, smelly, and ugly butthole lickers coming after you....
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Time to unleash Bane's darkside protection. Anyone touching it wil age thousands of years in seconds and crumble. The ones smart enough to avoid it get their butt-licking heads blown off by my shotguns.
A porno film called Barbie's horse adventure--and being required to watch it if in the filming on your property if you are to keep your house.
Electra: "Let's go...together"
<Shot fired>
Vincent: "When I was with you, it was the only time I felt real"
Well, the "horse" better just be a nickname for a short.....but hawt...female jockey. In that case, not scary at all (less Barbie is actually a horse )
Being told you have 10 seconds left to live.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Not terrifying. At least I get to go out just how I want to: By punching the person who said that in the face as hard as I can and then doing a dance while singing a song from some punk irish band.
The entire cast of lucascast - including me, dammit - singing your most hated song for the next episode over and over.
And when you try to exit out of the window it won't close.
Or pause.
And your computer button won't work either.
"There is no way to be better than everyone else, but being kind and having a sense of humor certainly helps." -Me, my quote on life.
Not Terrifying: I sleep at night, or in most cases, can't get to sleep because my cat won't stop nibbling my face and when I put her out of my room she just sits at the door pawing and meowing.
Being forced to do the nasty with Arnold Schawrzenegger.
"There is no way to be better than everyone else, but being kind and having a sense of humor certainly helps." -Me, my quote on life.
I could use having done that as leverage against him.
Having any kind of service performed for you by someone who keeps singing "I met her on the mountain, there I took her life. I met her on the mountain, stabbed her with my knife." to themselves.
Not terrifying, especially if you told that person to do so in the first place.
Being lowered into a vat of acid over and over again as the flesh melts off your body, but the pain never seems to end.
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The entire cast of lucascast - including me, dammit - singing your most hated song for the next episode over and over.
And when you try to exit out of the window it won't close.
Or pause.
And your computer button won't work either.
There's always the plug.......you forgot about that.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
No big deal...nuke the matress and sheets, take 1000 showers while scrubing your whole body down with a steel horse brush, and get exorcised along with holy water so many friggin' times, that the devil comes up from hell and pimpslaps your a$$ for being insanely repetitive.
Yep...that outta do it.
Getting a$$raped by your wookie friend..........several times.
Because he really, really, likes you more than you thought.
Maybe creepy. I'd wonder how the in the hell EmpDev had managed to track me down.
Looking at that pic and realizing it was your wife and you'd only be able to make love to/have ANY sex with it and no one else for the rest of your life.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Maaaan I live REDNECK territory, that's damn near like a common everyday occurence where I'm from. I'd say it's happens in just about every household from what I've seen on the local news.
BTW, If your the fire chief, constable, and mayor in your own home town....you might be a redneck.
You wake up one morning, only to find out, that your the resident redneck of the century. And your name is Billybob Bucktooth, and your house has wheels; plus the most prize possesion in your life, is your daggum shotgun that yer daddy left ya.
Being stuck in a lift with David Icke for ten hours.
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Like I said earlier......we're just creeping each other out rather than terrifying one another.
Waking up and finding Kirstie Alley on the other side of your bed.....and you're handcuffed to the bedframe. And she's eyeballing you, not w/wanton lust, but wanton hunger.... (though the wanton lust part might actually be more terrifying )
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
You wake up in the middle of the night to find Kreia (see KOTOR II: TSL for ref.) standing at the foot of your bed, shrouded in darkness just staring at you. She starts laughing menacingly seemingly for no reason before resuming her usual composure and points at you while walking backwards into your closet.
It's clearly a trap, women avoid my place like plague!
You're driving home from a long trip out of state and suddenly "nature calls". You pull into a rest stop and race into a stall, upon finishing you realize there is no toilet paper and you're not wearing socks because you're wearing flip-flops.
Waking up to find Jason Voorhees on one end of the bed, and Michael Myers (the villain from the Halloween movies, not the actor) on the other, after a dream involving Freddy Krueger.
Let's see...Leatherface, pin head, chuckie and his bride, wolf man, dracula, various other lycans and vampires form the past 7,000 years, and even satan himself are on my past victims list, taking the two of them on at the same time after trashing freddy should be no problem.
You owe more than your lifetime to some ugly overlord because of past sins of your forefathers.
Having to sit through an entire day and all the customer's are idiot's like the ones in the stories on Notalwaysright.com
(Alk, you know what I'm talking about.)
"There is no way to be better than everyone else, but being kind and having a sense of humor certainly helps." -Me, my quote on life.
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