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Old 02-04-2007, 08:15 AM   #1
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Rock, Paper, Scissors

I don't see this game here already, so I think I will add it. It's your basic beat-the-previous-post game.

The Rules:

1 - No posting something that can't be beaten. It's no fun if you just post "God" or "Nuclear Bomb" every time.

2 - The post must beat the thing above it in a healthy and undeniable way (e.g. lawn mower beats plant) It doesn't even have to be related, as long as it could realistically beat it. (e.g. falling tree beats deer)

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Example of game:
Paper
Paper Shredder
Black out
Generator
Man sticking fork in generator
Sword
etc., etc., etc....

I'll start the first item:

Spoon




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Old 02-04-2007, 09:36 AM   #2
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Old 02-04-2007, 09:40 AM   #3
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Old 02-04-2007, 09:53 AM   #4
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This looks good.

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Old 02-04-2007, 10:09 AM   #5
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:14 AM   #6
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Crocodiles brother avenges crocodile by eating the guy and his shotgun.

Pottsie, nice one Re. my pax brittanica sig.



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Old 02-04-2007, 10:21 AM   #7
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Croc chokes on shotgun.




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Old 02-04-2007, 10:32 AM   #8
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:34 AM   #9
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:35 AM   #10
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A falling boulder crushes the shotgun.


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Old 02-04-2007, 10:40 AM   #11
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:43 AM   #12
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:47 AM   #13
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I have to say it...

Rock beats scissors. LOL!




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Old 02-04-2007, 10:48 AM   #14
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:49 AM   #15
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Burn the paper with a match. (As much as I wanted to say scissors... I didn't want to make a loop. )




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Old 02-04-2007, 10:51 AM   #16
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:52 AM   #17
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:52 AM   #18
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:57 AM   #19
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Old 02-04-2007, 11:00 AM   #20
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Gun backfires and kills the sniper.(nice game!)





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Old 02-04-2007, 11:06 AM   #23
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Old 02-04-2007, 11:11 AM   #24
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The gun goes off in charlie browns stomach killing him





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Old 02-04-2007, 11:36 AM   #25
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Acid vial smashes on gun, melting it.


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Old 02-04-2007, 11:50 AM   #26
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A guy shoots at a deer but misses horribly and hits the vial instead, breaking it into a million pieces and spilling the acid everywhere.


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Old 02-04-2007, 12:19 PM   #27
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The deer, seeing the oportunity, heads to the man and kicks his butt.
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:29 PM   #28
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The Lion eats the deer.

Machine Cult, I like the Sig and I'm British, so I thought I'd use it, if that was alright with you. Anyway, I'm no longer Pottsie and I love Rock, Paper, Scissors.
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:31 PM   #29
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And the acid melts the deer.




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Old 02-04-2007, 12:55 PM   #31
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:04 PM   #32
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the sun goes supernova and destroys life on earth (luckily we colonized other planets by then)
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:13 PM   #33
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Old 02-04-2007, 02:15 PM   #34
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The cloud was soon vaporized by the dessert on Earth.




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Old 02-04-2007, 02:31 PM   #35
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Healthy foods. (You said dessert. LOL!)




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Old 02-04-2007, 03:04 PM   #36
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a knife cuts the healthy foods in two!

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Old 02-04-2007, 03:18 PM   #37
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:21 PM   #38
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A lightning zapped the rock into oblivion.




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Old 02-04-2007, 03:26 PM   #39
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Pulls out lvl 45 (hax!!!!) Orc, closes and pwns the gates to oblivion.


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