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Old 11-24-2010, 03:17 AM   #1
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What would you do with...........? (read first post)

Ok, should be simple enough. It's the "what would you do with" game.

Paster above you asks the question and inserts random said thing.

You answer and it's your turn to ask the question.

Make it as logical or as silly as you want (both answering and asking).

I.E.
Start by:
"What would you do with"
Finish with inserting said object, etc.:
a chainsaw?
(underline for illustration purposes and completely optional)



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What would you do with a glass bottle?
Quote:
Originally Posted by poster 2
I'd break it over my head!

***

What would you do with a bicycle?
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I'd ride it on a bumpy road.

What would you do with your favorite show host?
And so on and so forth.

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What would you do with a drill press?


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Old 11-26-2010, 10:21 AM   #2
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Old 11-26-2010, 01:09 PM   #3
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Old 11-27-2010, 01:13 PM   #5
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Old 11-27-2010, 03:04 PM   #6
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Old 11-27-2010, 03:22 PM   #7
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Old 11-27-2010, 05:08 PM   #8
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Old 11-27-2010, 05:32 PM   #9
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Old 11-27-2010, 05:46 PM   #10
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Old 11-28-2010, 05:59 AM   #11
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Old 11-28-2010, 10:02 AM   #12
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Old 11-28-2010, 11:26 PM   #13
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Old 11-29-2010, 12:48 AM   #14
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Old 11-29-2010, 01:13 PM   #15
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Old 11-29-2010, 01:46 PM   #16
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Old 11-29-2010, 01:58 PM   #17
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Old 11-29-2010, 02:19 PM   #18
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Old 11-29-2010, 02:44 PM   #19
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:08 PM   #20
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:34 PM   #21
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Old 11-30-2010, 01:20 PM   #22
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Old 11-30-2010, 01:47 PM   #23
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Old 11-30-2010, 02:18 PM   #24
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...if who were gay, and what is a prudii?


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Old 11-30-2010, 08:55 PM   #26
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C'mon guys, give it up. Don't make me call your moms. The thread is "what would you do with."


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Back on track...

What would you do with a douche bag.


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Old 12-01-2010, 03:52 AM   #27
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Old 12-01-2010, 11:27 PM   #28
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Old 12-03-2010, 03:35 AM   #29
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Run away as fast as possible because that sounds like a lawsuit just waiting to happen.

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Old 12-03-2010, 04:57 PM   #31
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Dunno about *if* but I'd do something WITH their mother.

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Old 12-04-2010, 09:36 PM   #32
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Old 12-06-2010, 06:16 PM   #33
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Old 12-07-2010, 01:20 PM   #34
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Travel time with it, presumably. (Sorry I'm not as adamant about Dr. Who.)


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Old 12-18-2010, 02:23 PM   #37
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Old 12-18-2010, 09:48 PM   #39
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Old 12-20-2010, 08:28 AM   #40
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Twist it to my advantage so much you could not recognize it, and use it in a hentai I create from it. Then profit obscenely and give you none of it.


What would *you* do with a bowl of spagheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetti?


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