BREAKING: Jelly Bean looks like Kate Middleton

**Astor** · 04-14-2011, 11:01 AM

Full Story, courtesy of the Telegraph

In other news, the level of excitement surrounding this most auspicious of events has been raised by Her Majesty's official spokesperson from 'stupid' to 'bloody ridiculous'.

Taak Farst · 04-14-2011, 11:27 AM

oh my god...the day a jelly bean gets £500 purely because it has a face on it that only even slightly resembles Kate Middleton is the day something is very wrong with the world..

**jonathan7** · 04-14-2011, 11:53 AM

I really don't get the big deal about the Royal Wedding, great they're getting married good for them, but I'm not going to watch it.....

**mimartin** · 04-14-2011, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jonathan7

I really don't get the big deal about the Royal Wedding, great they're getting married good for them, but I'm not going to watch it.....

But it is history... You can tell your grandchildren you watched the wedding and then a few years later read about the divorce.

I'm not watching it; I have no kids and if I ever do I will definitely be too old to tell grandchildren anything by the time they came along.

Alkonium · 04-14-2011, 12:14 PM

This is just as ridiculous as when it's the image of religious figures found in toast, or chips, or wherever else.

Primogen · 04-14-2011, 04:13 PM

Shut -up-, Alkonium, I won't have you blaspheming against Tortilla Jesus.

harark1 · 04-14-2011, 04:27 PM

I once found a potato chip that was shaped like george washington... but my friend ate it.

Liverandbacon · 04-14-2011, 10:38 PM

The jelly bean looks like a vague female face. It could be compared to anyone. I'm bitter because I need to fly over to the UK just before the wedding, and it's making things more expensive for me.

Also, I can't bring myself to care about a group of people who get to live the high life on taxpayer money, without needing to do much of value to anyone, just because a very long time ago, one of their ancestors was better than most at killing dudes and marrying his cousins. The only royal I can have any degree of respect for is Prince Harry. He actually tried to really do something for his country.

Even though I don't care about hollywood-type celebs and their weddings either, at least I'm not forced to finance them, they provide entertainment products, and there's a higher chance that serious hotness will be involved.

Sabretooth · 04-15-2011, 06:21 AM

This is not the reader audience you're looking for.