Pants. Very funny pants.

[access_flux]

hey gonk, i missed what he said back, can ya tell me what he said?

[Wacky_Baccy]

Seeing as the topic (Pants) was mentioned in a JK3 thread recently, I thought I might just bump this very dear thread of mine for the benefit of anyone and everyone who knows not of the Pants side of the Farce...


Please don't kill me, mods - Stormy himself didn't say it was a bad idea :D

[Reborn Outcast]

If this thread is as old as I think it is then you had just joined? Wow lol. Funny stuff though.

[Sivy]

we were doing this not so long ago in the 'who said that' thread
but there's some great ones there

[Acrylic]

Originally posted by Wacky_Baccy
Seeing as the topic (Pants) was mentioned in a JK3 thread recently, I thought I might just bump this very dear thread of mine for the benefit of anyone and everyone who knows not of the Pants side of the Farce...


Please don't kill me, mods - Stormy himself didn't say it was a bad idea :D

HOW DARE YOU BUMP THIS THREAD UP!!!!!!!????

J/k funny stuff.

[Wacky_Baccy]

Posted by Reborn Outcast
If this thread is as old as I think it is then you had just joined?

Aye, is it - one of my very first posts

Lots of oldbies I miss from those times, there are... But things move on, and members come and go... Except for Rhett, of course

*goes off to find more Pants lines *

[Tyrion]

"I am tortured by the very pants that you should've never have given me!"

"What about Padme?

She seems to be on top of pants."

"I..I killed them all. Not just the men, oh no. But the woman, and thier pants..."

"You must control your pants, Anakin."

"Be mindful of your pants, Anakin. They may betray you."

That's my favorite line.

"I must admit, though, that without the pants, it wouldnt have been a victory."

"I'd be more concerned about her pants, then his.."

"Your..skin..it's as soft as...pants...not the rough kind that gets everywhere..."

[GonkH8er]

w00t. thread revival


i was usually the one to dig up old dinosaurs of threads....


ahh, pants.... good times

[Skate Boy]

Hey, don't worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. --Han, RJ

This one is my favorite!

[leXX]

*Brushes away the cobwebs*

Wow, your first ever thread Wacky? hehe good one. I love SW Pants.

"I saw your pants. Only a Jedi carries that kind of weapon." --Anakin

[Darth Groovy]

I was wondering where this thread went, this is jolly good stuff....lol!

[nova_wolf]

Fear leads to pant filling, pant filling leads to shunning, shunning leads to mental suffering....

[{BK}SupremePain]

lol funny stuff.... funny stuff.. kinda reminds me of this site, i think you have to copy and paste the link geocities sites are weird..

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shad...abbaballs.html

[Pad]

i could only think of 2 people posting such thread and that what would be wacky or rhett

"Watch out pink pants boy" (to wacky)

*remembers rhett making such thread about lotr

"i feel your lack of pants disturbing"

i think im gonne lay down now

[Hekx]

This thread is older than I am!

This thread reminds me of the SW quotes thread that went wrong.

'Judge me by my pants do you?'

[nova_wolf]

Wonder if this could be turned to Matrix & LotR....

Matrix:

Follow the White Pants....

So, which pants will it be - the red ones or the blue ones?

[access_flux]

Damn you, whoever it was that ressurected this thread...


use the pants, luke!


loool. i found some of my posts from like last year or something.... jhahahhahahahahahahahah

[|GG|Carl]

HAHAHA!!! very funny!


...


Wait a sec. I'm the first one to post on this thread for 2 years!!! I feel special.

[Sam]

Originally posted by |GlobensGeng|
HAHAHA!!! very funny!


...


Wait a sec. I'm the first one to post on this thread for 2 years!!! I feel special.

uhh no your not.......

[Kstar__2]

rofl, now this will make wacky feel old, lol!

[Darklighter]

Good good, now all the new-uns can have their turn at coming up with some new ones

"Why do I get the feeling pants are going to be the death of me?"

XD

[|GG|Carl]

"Lost (his) pants master obi-wan has" - Yoda ep. II

[Mex]

At least this thread was worth bumping up.

Only one word for that, hilarious!

[Guardian Omega]

I got two improvements.........

Han will have those pants down, we've gotta give him more time!" - Lando RotJ

Luke..do not.....do not..underestimate..the pants of the emperor, or suffer your father's fate you will." - Yoda RotJ

[Mike Windu]

I WANT MY ****** BASKET YOU SON OF A BISCUIT!

I love you--
You love me?
: no, i was going to say i love your pants

sorry i just thought of it, it may not be that funneh to u guys :P

[|GG|Carl]

Ok here are some:

"Jedi buisniess, go back to your pants" - Anakin ep.2

"Be mindful of your pants Anakin, they betray you" - Obi Wan ep.2

"It was just before dawn, pants came out of nowhere" - Owen Lars ep.2

"You're using her as pants" - Obi Wan ep.2


"And you, young Skywalker, we will watch your pants with great interest" - Darth Sidious ep.1

"They will never get me onto one of those dreadful pants" - C3PO ep.1

"How do you think this trade viceroy will deal with the Chancellor's pants?" - Obi Wan ep.1

"I saved his pants. He owes me what you call a life debt" - Qui-Gon ep.1

"We need a navigator to get us through the planet's pants" - Qui-Gon ep.1

"No money, no pants, no deal!" - Watto ep.1

[gorganfloss]

lol
I never thought Id see that site again.
It used to be in my favorites list long long ago, but now uve brought the hilarity back.

I wish I could remember the one that made me laugh each time I saw it...

[Acrylic]

Originally posted by |GlobensGeng|
HAHAHA!!! very funny!


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Wait a sec. I'm the first one to post on this thread for 2 years!!! I feel special.

More like 4 months.

[El Sitherino]

you piggly bastards, why don't you just let it die!?!

For the love of greebus. Let it die. we've all suffered!


meh i'm just teasing you all.

*looks at wacky's posts*
heh. now I remember why I lurve you!

[Khier]

I've never seen this before so I think it's hilarious

[Wacky_Baccy]

Amazingly, I'd all but forgotten this thread ever existed - I'm glad it's still serving some small purpose, though, and amusing a few more people

I might have a look around and see if I can find some more quotes worthy of corrupting to the Way of the Pants... =)


I wonder where Darth Simpson disappeared off to...

[Sivy]

Luke: are you alright?

obi-wan: i felt a great disturbance in the pants

Luke: like a sneeze only better?

[Darklighter]

Lmao Sivy XD

More Episode 1/2 manipulated quotes ^^;

"Are you sure about this? Trusting our fate to some pants we hardly know?"

"He is unusually strong with the pants."

"The republic will soon be in my pants."

"We'll let fate decide. Blue, its the boy, red, his pants."

"Dont concentrate on your pants. Concentrate on here and now!"

"A communiations disruption can only mean one thing...pants!"

"The pants are dangerous. They all sense it. Why can't you?"

"What do your pants tell you?"


Okay that's enough XD hehe

[Sivy]

bartender: we don't serve their kind here!
luke: huh?
bartender: your pants, they'll have to wait outside.


obi-wan: *waves hand*you want to go home and re-think your pants


Leia: into the pants flyboy
chewie: baaaarrrr
han: get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!

leia: Stop that, my pants are dirty.
han: "My pants are dirty, too. what are you afraid of?

yoda: Mudhole? Slimey? My pants this is

[|GG|Carl]

Here are some LOTR pants!

"My pants" - Gollum

"One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And in the pants bind them." - Gandalf

"The pants must be destroyed" - Legolas

"The pants of the enemy is a gift. Let us use it against him." - Boromir

"Even the smallest pants can change the course of the future." - Galadriel

[coupes.]

"But with the pants down how am I supposed to fight?" -Luke ANH

"Good work, Commander. Leave us. Conduct your search and bring his pants to me." -Vader RotJ

"Luke, help me take these pants off" -Vader RotJ

[Wacky_Baccy]

It's the ten-year anniversary(!) of my first (I think) thread on LucasForums, so I thought I'd give it a damn good bumping, especially since we never got to make much of the prequel trilogy. So, without further ado, have some pants.

The Phantom Menace:

Originally Posted by Aboard the Trade Federation blockade ship

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have a bad feeling about this.
Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't sense anything.
Obi-Wan: It's not about the mission, Master. It's something... elsewhere. Elusive.
Qui-Gon: Don't center on your pants, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs.

Daultay Dofine: This scheme of yours has failed, Lord Sidious. The blockade is finished. We dare not go against the Jedi.
Darth Sidious [to Nute Gunray]: Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my pants again.

Originally Posted by On Tatooine

Anakin Skywalker: You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you?
Qui-Gon Jinn: What makes you think that?
Anakin: I saw your pants. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.
Qui-Gon: Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him.

Attack of the Clones:

Originally Posted by On Coruscant

Anakin Skywalker: Where are you going, Master?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: For a drink.
[Obi-Wan sits down at a bar]
Elan Sel'Sabagno: Hey, you wanna buy some pants?
Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me pants.
Sel'Sabagno: I don't wanna sell you pants.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Sel'Sabagno: I wanna go home and rethink my life.

Chancellor Palpatine: And so, my young Jedi, your first pants at last. It seems your patience has paid off.
Anakin Skywalker: Your guidance more than my patience.
Palpatine: You don't need guidance, Anakin. In time, you will learn to trust your pants. Then, you will be invincible. I have said it many times, you are the most gifted Jedi I have ever met.
Anakin: Thank you, Your Excellency.

Anakin Skywalker: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of pants. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you... I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the pants that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very pants, tormenting me... What can I do? I will do anything you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me.
Padmé Amidala: I can't... We can't... It's not possible.
Anakin: Anything is possible, Padmé. Listen to me...
Padmé: No, you listen! We live in a real world, come back to it. You're studying to become a Jedi, I'm... I'm a senator. If you follow your pants through to conclusion, it will take us to a place we cannot go, regardless of the way we feel about each other.
Anakin: Then you do feel something!
Padmé: I will not let you give up your pants for me.
Anakin: You're asking me to be rational. That is something that I know I cannot do. Believe me, I wish I could just wish away my pants, but I can't.

Revenge of the Sith:

Originally Posted by On Coruscant

Anakin Skywalker: The Jedi are selfless. They only care about others.
Chancellor Palpatine: The fear of losing power is a weakness of both the Jedi and the Sith. Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Anakin: No.
Palpatine: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise, that he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side that he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying.
Anakin: He could actually... save people from death?
Palpatine: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
Palpatine: He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his pants... which, eventually of course, he did.

Originally Posted by In the Jedi Temple

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I've recalibrated the code, warning all surviving Jedi to stay away.
Yoda: For the clones, to discover the recalibration, a long time, it will take.
Obi-Wan: Wait, Master. There is something I must know. [inspects a security hologram]
Yoda: If into the security recordings, you go, only pants, will you find.
Obi-Wan: I must know the truth, Master.
Obi-Wan: It can't be. It can't be!
Chancellor Palpatine: [On hologram] You have done well, my new apprentice. Now, Lord Vader, go and bring pants to the Empire.
Obi-Wan: I can't watch any more!
Yoda: Destroy the pants, we must.

Originally Posted by Aboard Antilles' corvette, Sundered Heart

Senator Bail Organa: Captain Antilies?
Captain Antilles: Yes, your highness?
Organa: I'm placing these droids in your care. Treat them well, clean them up, have the protocol droid's pants wiped.
C-3PO: What?!
[R2-D2 laughs]
C-3PO: Oh, no!

[Redwing]

Originally Posted by Wacky_Baccy

Anakin Skywalker: You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you?
Qui-Gon Jinn: What makes you think that?
Anakin: I saw your pants. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.
Qui-Gon: Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him.

That one? That one is the best.

[Alexrd]

Originally Posted by Redwing

That one? That one is the best.

Indeed.

[acdcfanbill]

omg it's wacky! and he's back with the funny!