Grim Fandango Haiku

*MtBlanc* · 12-19-2001, 01:53 AM

Here's a haiku on the fly!

Post at the Forums
Buy the Grim Fandango Game
For just ten dollars

Make your own!

*Metallus* · 12-19-2001, 02:16 AM

*Sniff* that hits close to home.

*MtBlanc* · 12-19-2001, 02:29 AM

Okay, here's another that will whet your literary whistle...

Stupid Door Puzzle
You created such harsh pain
An Immense Loathing

Or

Amazon(dot)com
Sells the Grim Fandango Game
Still just ten dollars

Looks like my own haikus are corrupted by big business interests. Pfft, I must be working for the man.

Hel-ter · 12-19-2001, 12:52 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

aaaaarg

it shone pale as bone

*Schmatz* · 12-20-2001, 07:00 PM

What's the door puzzle

I forgot I'm Sowwie... heh... I can't believe it either... someone help me...

*Metallus* · 12-20-2001, 09:49 PM

The door puzzle was the one with the tumblers...it was more of a safe.

*MtBlanc* · 12-29-2001, 04:53 PM

Here, I'll add to my collection of GF haikus. Maybe one day there'll be enough to compile into a collection. And we all know poetry collections sell well, look at Jewel's book of poetic garbage. That was incredibly successful.

The small teen rating
Adorns the front of the box
By Lucas Logo

Thank you, thank you.

Glottis256 · 01-09-2002, 09:14 AM

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (beatnik) SNAP! SNAP!

Flynn_17 · 01-11-2002, 04:16 PM

Or this one.....

Death to millions
He arrives with scythe in palm
to take to the morgue.

or.....
puerto Zapata
port of his fair destiny
when shall he arrive?

I still cant get past the bit with the guy underwater tho, so thats why i did this one....

Death beneath the waves
bears no relevance to me
what can I do now?