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Old 06-22-2002, 09:25 PM   #81
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ooh! elves!

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Old 06-22-2002, 09:35 PM   #82
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Old 06-22-2002, 10:33 PM   #83
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Old 06-22-2002, 10:35 PM   #84
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Looks like someone drank a few too many Mountain Dews for breakfast this morning. j/k



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Old 06-23-2002, 01:25 AM   #85
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lol, rhett, i knew you weren't calling me that...but i'm sure you PUT IT IN EET"S MOUTH!!!!



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Old 06-23-2002, 03:52 AM   #86
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Grr...I asked you guys a question! Will I be with the first company or will thou allow me to join the second? I believe I would be a great help to the second comapny, with my bow and my stealthiness.

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Old 06-23-2002, 04:08 AM   #87
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Grr...I asked you guys a question! Will I be with the first company or will thou allow me to join the second? I believe I would be a great help to the second comapny, with my bow and my stealthiness.
Sherack= Aragorn
Rhett= Frodo
Paragon= Sam
Tie Guy= Gollum
Havoc= Gandalf
Viper= Sauron
krkode= hmmmmm...Wormtongue?
Eets= hmmmmmm...Boromir?
Silenthunter= legolas


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Old 06-23-2002, 04:21 AM   #88
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Gandalf is a scout?


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Old 06-23-2002, 04:38 AM   #89
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Havoc! You evil bastard! I'll come back from the grave and haunt you until you're old and gray! :P
You shouldn't blame Havoc. You should be blaming me for converting you to the dark side.. Umm.. I think I better shut up now .
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Old 06-23-2002, 04:53 AM   #90
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Old 06-23-2002, 05:05 AM   #91
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Gandalf is a scout?
Well atleast he's being wise


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Old 06-23-2002, 07:46 AM   #92
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Okay, a note to those that want to add their own part... contact either Rhett or me first. Natopo's part comes too early... we can't teleport to the land of the jkiiites. And binoculars just didn't exist in ancient times

Another thing: In The Companies, I have stated that the Second Company will only include 3 members (plus Havoc). Which means that every other members missing and unaccounted for are already in my company by default. I need a big army

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Chapter Fourteen: The Resistance

Sherack was helping the others to get ready for another day of walking when a strange fellow came to him to warn him of the upcoming venue of Viper's army.

"Oh great Sherack, I bring you grave news! The Dark Lord's army knows your coming, and his army is coming to meet you around the other side of the mountain!" said the young lad.

Oh really? But, young one, the land of the jkiiites is still two days of walking from where we are. There is no way they would have made it here in such a short time. Nevertheless, you must have seen something coming from the other side of the mountain. I do not know who they are, but we shall find out very soon.

Sherack gathered his troops once again and they began walking around the mountain to meet the large group of strangers. Sherack approached what seemed to be the leader of the unknown force and bowed before him.

Greetings, o mysterious one. My name is Sherack, and I have come from the faraway land of Geebee to fight the Dark Lord of the Spam. Who might ye be, venerable lord, to lead such a powerful task force?

"Good morning, Sherack of Geebee. I am Vagabond, leader of the underground resistance force of the jkiiites. We are the last remains of our once great civilisation. We have been exiled from our land and are making our way toward your own. " said the stranger.

It appears that we pursue the same goals, Vagabond of the jkiiites. Viper's reign must end; we would be grateful if you could help us in any way possible. We are in great need of men, and you and your warriors would help immensely.

"Very well!" replied Vagabond. "It would be an honor to join such powerful army as yours, lord Sherack!"

After the two leaders worked out the details of the alliance, they made their way toward Viper's lair. Soon after the sun was set, the company could see the Spam Castle's dark silhouette in the horizon. One of Geebee's warriors approached Sherack. It was Rommel, the other ex-acolyte who had been reformed long ago.

"Sherack, I must warn you; Viper has always had two acolytes serving him. No more, no less - one was to stay at his side as a bodyguard, and the other was the general of the Spam army. Back in the days, I was the latter, and I know what the current general is capable of. " said he, a troubled look on his face.

We will camp here tonight. We will reach the castle tomorrow... and fight this general of the spam. It shall be a battle long remembered. Sleep well, Rommel... I might require your help in more ways than you imagine.

With these vague words, Sherack walked away, leaving Rommel frowning and worrying.


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Old 06-23-2002, 07:50 AM   #93
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Bad, Sherack, you forgot to bold the names


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Old 06-23-2002, 07:52 AM   #94
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Your weapons should be PAM! The anti-stick weapon of ole!


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Old 06-23-2002, 09:04 AM   #95
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Ah, waiting in vast anticipation am I, for next chapter of this epic...

Important MIAs

Krkode has gone missing...the evil dude could bode bad SPAM in the chapters to come
Young David and his toup has gone missing searching for supplies...will he make it in time for the valiant battle, or will he end up being an evil converted minion by Sardine...um...Sarduck...um...PICK AN EASIER NAME TO SPELL!!!
Host of new characters soon to be revealed...really says it all doesn't it?


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Old 06-23-2002, 09:26 AM   #96
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Krkode has gone missing...the evil dude could bode bad SPAM in the chapters to come
*flex muscles* *grins widely*

Muwhahahahahahah


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Old 06-23-2002, 09:29 AM   #97
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SPAM in the chapters to come
Young David and his toup has gone missing searching for supplies...will he make it in time for the valiant battle, or will he end up being an evil converted minion by Sardine...um...Sarduck...um...PICK AN EASIER NAME TO SPELL!!!
Host of new characters soon to be revealed...really says it all doesn't it?
It could be worse. This forum could allow upto 36 characters and you would really be in trouble ... On a side note, it takes time to spell my name and next time... LOOK FOR IT . Ok, I'm done grouching now . J/k, j/k of course or am I ?
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Old 06-23-2002, 09:54 AM   #98
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Ok, I don't want to write the next chapter, but could you include me and my thirst for revenge on Delphi?


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Old 06-23-2002, 10:13 AM   #99
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Ok, I don't want to write the next chapter, but could you include me and my thirst for revenge on Delphi?
revenge? Stop being a baby, natopo


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Old 06-23-2002, 11:12 AM   #100
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THAT'S PART OF THE STORY, KRKODE!


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Old 06-23-2002, 11:21 AM   #101
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or not...Delphi WAS defeated a long time ago...read...


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Old 06-23-2002, 11:24 AM   #102
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But his spirit lies within the Dark Lord's Castle, and I will destroy it, for even though he has come back from his banning and looks innocent, beware, for he is lurking underneath the shadows, waiting for the right moment to strike!


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Old 06-23-2002, 11:31 AM   #103
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Hey!

Put me in! Put me in! Put me in!


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Old 06-23-2002, 12:31 PM   #104
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Old 06-24-2002, 01:25 AM   #105
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Folks, stop your whining about, "put me in put me in!" cause sherack has already said that everyone whos not currently in the story yet will be put in Sherack's company. Thank you for your cooperation.


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Old 06-24-2002, 10:33 AM   #106
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I just am posting saying I volunteer to be a sacrificable spamming character. Cause it looks like evil is vastly undermanned right now.




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Old 06-24-2002, 01:43 PM   #107
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I just am posting saying I volunteer to be a sacrificable spamming character. Cause it looks like evil is vastly undermanned right now.
And i must admit, i was pretty impressed with your wide posting skills...i remember times when i saw you had 28-30 posts per day


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Old 06-24-2002, 06:55 PM   #108
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I just am posting saying I volunteer to be a sacrificable spamming character. Cause it looks like evil is vastly undermanned right now.
Well, evil is always undermanned. It makes up for it by having loads of cannon fodder bad guys. Like stormtroopers. Or orcs.

Oh yeah, and

*SOB*I wanna be in the story*SOB*



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Old 06-24-2002, 07:20 PM   #109
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Now I have a role in the story .... And I'm actually a leader of a group ...

And I'm lost!!! Keep me alive guys ...


He ho to the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe
rain may fall and wind may blow
but there still be many miles to go

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Somehow, I find your avatar even more fitting to this situation...


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Old 06-24-2002, 08:18 PM   #111
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Somehow, I find your avatar even more fitting to this situation...
It's up to the writers to combine my status and avatar


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Old 06-24-2002, 09:23 PM   #112
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Folks, stop your whining about, "put me in put me in!" cause sherack has already said that everyone whos not currently in the story yet will be put in Sherack's company. Thank you for your cooperation.
Sherack said, himself, that they need a list of people who want to be in it, in other words they SHOULD post that...


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Old 06-24-2002, 10:25 PM   #113
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NEED MORE LOS!!!!!

Come on! Who is writing the next chapter?


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Old 06-24-2002, 10:28 PM   #114
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Old 06-24-2002, 11:24 PM   #115
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Old 06-25-2002, 12:28 AM   #116
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I think we need a chapter from the spam side...people only get to see the goodguys point of view


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Old 06-25-2002, 05:01 PM   #117
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this is exciting.... when does it go on? or is it half time?
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Old 06-25-2002, 06:48 PM   #118
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I'm sorry for not having the latest chaper up yesterday, guys. I fell asleep!


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Old 06-25-2002, 07:46 PM   #119
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I leave town on family business and I return to find my character with another kill, hmm

I guess I'll sit back and enjoy the ride now, this outta be good!


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Old 06-25-2002, 08:03 PM   #120
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