K-Jo'Round - Page 3

GendoTheGreat · 08-03-2002, 06:32 AM

^ No respect, eh? No interest, eh? What use have I for respect, or interest? None, that's what! I don't care! Now if you will excuse me, I have to go into the next room, where I will most certainly NOT be crying like a little girl, and calling for my mother!

< I never get tired of talking about myself. I'm a regular Narcissus.

V Is a horrible monster who eats puppy dogs and small children.

08-03-2002, 07:03 AM

Up: Is paranoid.
Me: Is very paranoid.
Down: Is even more paranoid.

Quote:

Originally posted by GendoTheGreat
I love YOU, King Andrei, because you are KING! Long live the King!

Yup, you're gay alright, but I'm not.

GendoTheGreat · 08-03-2002, 11:00 AM

^ Is it so wrong to be loyal to my King? And watch who you accuse of being gay, buddy, or you could find yourself on the receiving end of a severe bitch-slapping! Or maybe a nasty pinch.

< I am sad, becuse I have no popcorn. Very sad.

V There's a spider on your head.

Isis Kaldara · 08-03-2002, 05:41 PM

^ Muah! *kiss*

< ACK! SPIDER! *Whacks herself on the head, rendering herself unconscious.*

V

08-04-2002, 03:47 AM

Up: Oh, yeah!

Me: I like chocolate.
Down: Has a lot of MP3s.

08-04-2002, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GendoTheGreat
Is it so wrong to be loyal to my King? And watch who you accuse of being gay, buddy, or you could find yourself on the receiving end of a severe bitch-slapping! Or maybe a nasty pinch.

You have proven your loyalty. And for that It doubt the Knight GendoTheGreat. *Hits Gendo too hard with his sword* OOPS!

GendoTheGreat · 08-04-2002, 04:43 AM

^ Relax, it was only my head. You could have hit something vital, so be more careful in future your Majesty.

< I have a f*cking weird problem. Every f*cking time I try to f*cking curse, I cough up a f*cking asterisk. It's really starting to p*ss me off.

V You, sir, are a cad! A cad, I say!

Sanspoof · 08-04-2002, 05:14 AM

^ Oh, so I'm a cad am I? I guess you should talk. You love the King. Who's ever heard of King Andrei?

< Is looking for lurve...

V Does not like pickles

08-04-2002, 05:16 AM

Up: WAIT, I like pickles!

Me: I am a CAD - Chief Administration of the Departament (Not telling you which one.)

Down: Will challenge me to a GTA2 game.

GendoTheGreat · 08-04-2002, 11:18 AM

^ Sorry, I don't own it. GTA3 doesn't have multiplayer yet, so it's either the origional GTA, or no GTA at all.

< (Pssst, don't let it get out, but I'm not really loyal to the King. But I've lived long enough to know that if someone has the title "King" in front of their name, it's best to kiss their ass like crazy. At least until you can pull off a coup and take their throne, that is.)

V Why? Oh dear God, why?

Isis Kaldara · 08-07-2002, 02:17 AM

^ *Cocks her head, confused.*

< Call me Shi-chan.

V If I had a dollar for every time you've called me cute, I'd have exactly no dollars because noone here's ever called me cute.

GendoTheGreat · 08-07-2002, 06:20 AM

^ Cute. Cute cute cute. So very cute. Magically cute. Awesomely cute. CUTE! (Now THAT'S kissing ass.)

< I have a one-horned one-eyed flying purple people eater. Really.

V Keep young and beutiful. It's your duty to be beutiful.

Isis Kaldara · 08-07-2002, 08:35 AM

^ One helluva nice guy...

< CUTE!

V

GendoTheGreat · 08-07-2002, 09:24 AM

^ Has a great big heart. Don't worry, they have medication nowadays to help with that. Sorry about the whole halved lifespan thing, though.

< Has discovered the disadvantages of owning a flying purple people eater at the expensive of a few friends. We were never all that close, but still...

V Is currently way down upon the Swanee river. Far, far away.

08-07-2002, 12:07 PM

^ BWAHAHAHAHA!

Gendo, I have been watching you, you have betrayed me! You are being now demoted from Knight to a simple peaseant. Never underestimate the power of your KING!!!

< Is not really king.

V Will click on this: http://www.eyesontennis.com/ot/ (You'll LOVE it, trust me.

)

Sanspoof · 08-07-2002, 01:32 PM

^ Ho ho ho... I don't geddit...

< Is playing Jak & Daxter

V Is currently being hunted down by thin, fast-paced thugs with tiny eyes and a taste of venison so you can be slaughtered, sent to the land of the dead and have to walk to the ninth underworld!!!!!!!!!!!!

GendoTheGreat · 08-08-2002, 11:01 PM

^ Thankfully I'm not a deer so I have nothing to worry about.

< I have a song in my heart and a stone in my kidney.

V Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? And be better off than you are? Well, would you? Answer me, goddammit!

Isis Kaldara · 08-09-2002, 01:49 AM

^ Sure. Why not?

< Nutball.

V Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

GendoTheGreat · 08-09-2002, 11:16 AM

^ Man who stand on top of apartment building naked and screaming obscenities high on something a little stronger.

< My mother was the nicest person you could ever meet. I remember when I was a child, she always used to leave me at strangers doors in the middle of the night, just so I could give them a surprise visit in the morning! Wasn't that nice? And when the people took me back home, she was always so happy she would cry.

V I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley.

Isis Kaldara · 08-09-2002, 09:39 PM

^ Baseball wrong. Man have four balls can't walk.

< Naughty, naughty, you'll get caughty.

V Would LOVE to meet me in a dark alley.

Darth Eggplant · 08-10-2002, 01:30 AM

^ one of my greatest fantasies revealed

< what kind of Bubbly should I bring?

V is upset that I, the round purple one
has returned to haunt the forums

GendoTheGreat · 08-10-2002, 04:54 AM

^ Well, yes. But I've been consoling myself by kicking small children.

< My father is very fond of me too. At night, he would give me swimming lessons in the harbour. I learned very quickly, and he was so happy when I made it back to shore he would cry too.

V Stop setting me on fire! It isn't polite.

08-10-2002, 08:52 AM

^ OH MY! I've set Gendo on fire again! Oh my! He's not breathing, send in the Royal Doctor Emergency Staff! CLIIIIIIIP!!! *Nuclear explosion*

> *dead*.....

V .....

Isis Kaldara · 08-10-2002, 04:34 PM

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GendoTheGreat · 08-10-2002, 09:07 PM

^ Been watching daytime TV, eh?

< I'm not a chronic liar, honest.

V What are you lookin' at? Give up?

Isis Kaldara · 08-11-2002, 02:59 AM

^ For heaven's sake!

< Oh, my!

V Jesus, Mary, and Joseph in Tinsel Town!

GendoTheGreat · 08-11-2002, 11:52 AM

^ I am very very scared of you.

< When I was five, I tried to kill my baby sister. Twice.

V You may have a brain the size of a walnut, but it's an intelligent walnut!

08-11-2002, 01:17 PM

^ BWAHAHAHA!

> Is back and alive.

V Is really pissed off.

Isis Kaldara · 08-12-2002, 04:02 AM

^ "Pissed off? If I was dat close to a horse's wiena, I'd be worried about gettin' pissed ON!" ~ Achoo

< Blinkin': "Did you just say 'Abe Lincoln'?"
Achoo: "No, man, I ain't said 'Abe Lincoln'! I said "Hey, Blinkin'! Hold da reins, man."

V "We're men. We're men in tights. TIGHT tights!" ~ Merry Men

GendoTheGreat · 08-12-2002, 08:35 AM

^ That's what I like about you, Isis. You're always on guard, defending the people's rights. If I'm ever in a fix, I know who to call on.

< I like Ike.

V Don't touch me.

Darth Eggplant · 08-12-2002, 11:53 PM

^ that's not what you said last night

< just spacing man

V jelly baby?

GendoTheGreat · 08-13-2002, 06:54 AM

^ Mmm. Jellybaby

< I have roughly 60 Half-Life mods on my HDD, totalling approx. 1GB of space. Beat that.

V High as a kite.

Darth Eggplant · 08-13-2002, 12:54 PM

^ as lofty as an eagle

< if any one of those mod's is Manny
then we are impressed, actually I like
that game, use to play as the savage
with the bone in his hair; my fav game
is crowbars only, man that is a hoot.
especially when someone cheats
and suddenly starts pumping you
full of lead in a corner.
also really liked tractor beams
and robot armor in Shogo or Shogun
(forget it's name)

V has just finished their second
Pan Galactic Garggle Blaster

GendoTheGreat · 08-13-2002, 02:34 PM

^ And as always, I play to lose.

< Once upon a time, there was a guy who had Gendo Ikari as his avatar. The guy lived until he died. The End.

V Your only friend in the world is your Etch-a-Sketch.

Darth Eggplant · 08-14-2002, 12:26 AM

^ not completely true
also fond of Mr Potatoe Head,
Slinky, and Silly Putty.

< went to see XXX tonight
OST and Movie is the Bomb!

V has an extra set
of Hari Krisna robes
in their closet

GendoTheGreat · 08-14-2002, 09:21 AM

^ That's just to get close to them, so I can run them all over for 10000 points. Guranka!

< I'm all alone in a crowded room, completely naked under my clothes.

V You're funny lookin'.

Darth Eggplant · 08-14-2002, 03:58 PM

^ and you're a monkey's uncle

< today I must do laundry.
it is a dirty job, but someones
got to do it.

V you feel like
chicken tonight
like
chicken tonight

GendoTheGreat · 08-14-2002, 05:19 PM

^ Yes, a corporate jingle would nicely complement my repast this PM. Thank you.

< I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

V You are mean. You made me cry.

Darth Eggplant · 08-15-2002, 12:01 AM

^ you always were a big cry baby

< my cookie jar
is in the shape of
the cookie monster

V wondering when Navi
is going to be fixed?

GendoTheGreat · 08-15-2002, 02:27 AM

^ Wondering right along with you, pal.

< I recently watched the movie Little Women, starring Winona Ryder. I'm not ashamed to admit it, I cried. Not because the film was heartfelt and moving, like the book, but because I was watching the movie Little Women, starring Winona Ryder. All the way through the film I could hear a faint whirring sound, all the while envisioning a headstone marked L.M. Alcott. It will never cease to amaze me, the pure agony guys will put themselves through just to please a member of the opposite sex.

V So, how have you been?