Happy Birthday TM!!

***Lynk Former*** · 09-25-2002, 06:55 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE MASTER

Weee i finally did my first birthday message before any1 else could post!!!

So TM, hope ya have a good birthday and actually post more often you lurker! *takes away TMs lurkers license*

So tell us what u got u nog!

Kyle d'Tana · 09-25-2002, 10:06 AM

Yeah, HAPPY B-DAY TM!!!!

Devil Doll · 09-25-2002, 10:54 AM

Happy B.day!!!! this is my gift for you:

your own dancing animals!

SuicidalXWing · 09-25-2002, 11:30 AM

Happy B-day!

Bow to The Master, all!

Rogue15 · 09-25-2002, 01:17 PM

happy birthday!

here's some of those at-ats...you know, the ones who destroyed u in our last deathmatch...

***Lynk Former*** · 09-25-2002, 02:16 PM

Now all we have to do is hope the bastard is lurking around so he can see this

SuicidalXWing · 09-25-2002, 04:30 PM

Watch him not show up for a month.

Acrylic · 09-25-2002, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Devil Doll
Happy B.day!!!! this is my gift for you:

your own dancing animals!

aww you stole my pets from my sig!

**Redwing** · 09-25-2002, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lynk Former
Now all we have to do is hope the bastard is lurking around so he can see this

Something tells me this might take a while

(Happy birthday, TM

)

Pisces · 09-25-2002, 08:50 PM

Yeah sure happy birthday. Sorry I'm not feeling very enthusiastic.

SuicidalXWing · 09-25-2002, 09:08 PM

All we gotta do is keep this thread alive till he arrives and sees it.

The Master · 09-27-2002, 10:42 PM

Hmmm..... what's this? A post for me...? My birthday.... you guys are either stalking me or really care about me.

Silly me.

You have to care about me. I'm TM.

Hey, I didn't take as long as you thought I would. Hehe. *Does a funny little dance.*
*Sees danceing animals from Devil Doll and dances with them.*

If you guys are really, really good. . . I might come back. Only if you are good boys and girls and moderators and administrators. . . and psychos and pyros and everything else that makes up this insane virtual society.

Acrylic · 09-27-2002, 10:54 PM

god, no wonder why everyone cares about u... ur funny

The Master · 09-27-2002, 11:14 PM

Of course I'm silly. But I prefer the term... well I'll think of a term. I think...I hope. Probably not. Who cares. Not me. Not you.

Uh oh...babble check.

Acrylic · 09-27-2002, 11:41 PM

I didnt get that but LOL

Wacky_Baccy · 09-28-2002, 03:09 AM

lmao - he's hilarious!!

Happy (late) birthday, TM

LQ. · 09-28-2002, 03:51 AM

^_^ Happy birthday dude! *snags the master and puts him on a leash and ties him to the door of Aresen* There, now we will get to see him every day.

Oh yeah, TM...boxers or briefs?

***Lynk Former*** · 09-28-2002, 04:09 AM

well well, the bastard did show up

*nails TM to the floor*

Wacky_Baccy · 09-28-2002, 04:19 AM

LMFAO - she's back all right!

***Lynk Former*** · 09-28-2002, 04:24 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*nails LQ and Wacky to the floor*

...

sorry, got a lil out of control then

The Master · 09-28-2002, 06:54 PM

Gah! Don't you know how many times I have had to get my feet mended because you are all always sending nail through them??

Oh and Lizard Queen....breifs. Um...why I share is completely beyond me. In fact that wasn't even me who responded. It was my sub conciousness. Now that's some one that I need his feet nailed to the floor. Lynk, I bestow upon you the wonderful honor... if you can find the little bugger. Grrrr....

Pisces · 09-29-2002, 10:48 PM

Wow, your back. Yeah good. Your confusing me. Bye now.

SuicidalXWing · 09-30-2002, 12:17 AM

yeah, we cared.

*looks at TM*
Who are you again?

Pyros: That's me. My grandmother had me start a fire the other day, I kept throwing newspapers and stuff in.

JangoClone#104 · 09-30-2002, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally in Wayne's World
We're not worthy
We're not worthy

***Lynk Former*** · 09-30-2002, 09:16 AM

yea...

The Master · 09-30-2002, 04:05 PM

Oh no!!! You people don't know me?! This is horrible! How can you not know me? This can not be....

Well, you know me now. Get used to it. You must. You will. You better. The consequences are dire. Mwahahahaha!!!

Pisces · 09-30-2002, 04:11 PM

Riiiigggghhhhhtttt. Just for fun, explain what the consequences are.

The Master · 09-30-2002, 05:00 PM

If you must know, I will list the consequences:

1. You will be enslaved by me.
2. You must obey my every whim.
3. You must eat 15 cans of spam a day.
4. You must run around like a lunatic in cloths of the opposite gender.
5. You will suck on a raw egg for a day with out cracking the shell.
6. Drink a combination of Mountain Dew, Dr Pepper, Sprite, Coca Cola, and Pepsi with 20 disolved Skittles.
7. You must listen to an album of bag pipe music.
8. Tip a cow.
9. Lick my boots clean.
10. This consequence will be decided on depending who you are.

Mwahahahaha....

Pisces · 09-30-2002, 05:07 PM

Okay, here's the proper responses, thought up by me:

1. I'd beat you down
2. Not to bloody likely
3. I'd force it down your throat first
4. Something you do for a pasttime?
5. It can be done
6. You mean eat my normal lunch?
7. I'd burst my ear drums
8. Pretty much an everyday occurence
9. Kiss my ass first
10. Kiss my ass again

Please note, the above list is for comical purposes only, I do not actually loathe you.

Thank you.
Have a nice day.

The Master · 09-30-2002, 05:17 PM

That's no way to talk to me. Blasphemer! I'm TM! ...No, I'm not an ego maniac.

Pisces · 09-30-2002, 05:20 PM

Ego maniac. Yep, that's you.

JangoClone#104 · 09-30-2002, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Master
If you must know, I will list the consequences:

1. You will be enslaved by me.
2. You must obey my every whim.
3. You must eat 15 cans of spam a day.
4. You must run around like a lunatic in cloths of the opposite gender.
5. You will suck on a raw egg for a day with out cracking the shell.
6. Drink a combination of Mountain Dew, Dr Pepper, Sprite, Coca Cola, and Pepsi with 20 disolved Skittles.
7. You must listen to an album of bag pipe music.
8. Tip a cow.
9. Lick my boots clean.
10. This consequence will be decided on depending who you are.

Mwahahahaha....

i'd feel sorry for the bastard that would have to follow the list

SuicidalXWing · 09-30-2002, 10:30 PM

Hey, Jango, didn't I do number 6 in Washington?

JangoClone#104 · 09-30-2002, 10:36 PM

you did something like that, although i don't remember skittles. wasn't there something else?

SuicidalXWing · 09-30-2002, 10:45 PM

Contents of the drink as I can remember:

A1 Sauce
Coke
Mr. Pibb
Ketchup
Sugar
Salt
Pepper

there may have been more, its been so long, I can't remember.

The Master · 10-01-2002, 05:16 PM

Thanks for letting me know that. I'll have to spice up the list especailly for you, SuicidalXWing. Mwahaha.

You shall not escape my wrath. And no, hiding behind the coach will not save you.

SuicidalXWing · 10-01-2002, 06:23 PM

Of course, no problem. Always willing to give out maliciously evil ideas.

Egin · 10-01-2002, 06:24 PM

Your list of consequences is verry disgusting. I am very pleased that The Master lives up to the rumors.

But I do think that a more painful list should be created just incase. Mostly because some of us do all of that anyways.

And Happy(late)Birthday to you.

This is Egin signing out- Good day to you all.

The Master · 10-01-2002, 06:27 PM

Okay hotshot. Lets see you make a list and I will be pleased. If you do, I might even apply SOME of the rules. DICIPLINE MUST BE APPLIED!

SuicidalXWing · 10-01-2002, 06:30 PM

Egin, since you're new, I'm gonna let you in on a secret...