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10-27-2002, 11:05 AM
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"Delightful meeting, we must do again, next time with better food. Dont worry ill call you."
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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10-27-2002, 04:08 PM
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*Beler and the party reach a small village. The streets are deserted, and blaster marks scar the walls, and piles of ash litter the floor.
Beler realises what has happened*
Bastards...they bio-bombed the place....
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10-27-2002, 09:28 PM
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*Kensin peers in a house, then looks away about to retch* Damn Imperials...the villagers were hit without warning...
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10-27-2002, 09:55 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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*Ivan walks up to the now handcuffed and held by guards, Jokemaster Senosiain.*
Ivan: "Captain, that last thing you want to do is mock me."
*Ivan proceeds to punch Senosiain in the face. Making him fall back even being held by gaurds...*
Ivan: "Take him away..."
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10-28-2002, 12:39 AM
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*Kioet walks inside a dining room in one of the houses*
"Hey! there's still food on this table...fresh fish...my favorite!"
*Kioet picks it up, and is about to put it in his mouth, then throws it against the wall*
"DAMN!!!!! IT'S PROBABLY BIO-POISONED!!!!!! THE IMPERIAL SCUM WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!"
*Kioet looks around one last time, then notices a holoscreen is still on*
"Hey guys! You better come look at this!"
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10-28-2002, 07:21 PM
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*arrives at cell which has no windows (even on door) and security cameras covering every corner. Sits on bed for about 30 minutes until he gets a message from comlink implanted on his ear*
???:that should do it, the gaurds aren't looking, sneak out when the door opens, i got the cameras covered.
jokemaster: ok im on my way.
*arrives at weapons hold*
jokemaster:sithspawn they already launched the bio-bomb.
???: hurry up you only got 25 minutes till the inspection.
Jokemaster: im on my way
*arrives at inventory stash*
jokemaster: better take some of these comlinks
*grabs about 15-17 comlinks and goes back to cell.*
*uses comlink on a private frequency of a holoscreenhe left in house in village on audio only*
jokemaster *on comlink*: anyone there? hello hello? any rebels?
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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10-29-2002, 02:20 PM
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*Beler opens a cupboard. Inside are several sealed food packets*
Hey...dried food...self heating...not bad...
*Notices companions looks*
It's not like they can use it...and it's clean.
*Hears comm call: Hello?Hello? Any rebels?*
[Comm] Captain Jil here, who am I talking to?
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10-29-2002, 03:28 PM
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*Kioet grabs one of the food packets, unwraps it and starts eating*
"Hey, not bad..."
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10-29-2002, 05:00 PM
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"it doesn't matter, you have to get out of there fast, the impirials are sending backup."
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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10-29-2002, 09:58 PM
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*Ivan watches the comm chatter between jokemaster and the rebels...*
Ivan: "silly traitor thinking that those transmitter actually transmit signals when they broacast. escally onboard of a Star destroyer... Officer, record the conversation, it'll be used agenst him for his trial..."
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10-29-2002, 11:19 PM
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*turns comlink off, grinning*
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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10-30-2002, 03:08 PM
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*Beler notices AT-ST's in distance*
Damn! We gotta go!
*Glances round and spots a speeder*
Anyone know how to drive?
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10-31-2002, 03:34 AM
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Kensin: I know how to drive those, but my arm is injured.
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10-31-2002, 11:09 AM
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Kioet: "Who doesn't know how to drive one of those?!"
((this speeder is similar to a landspeeder, right?))
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10-31-2002, 02:12 PM
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[OOS: I mean landspeeder-same thing]
I can't drive this sort of speeder...I can only do bikes...I never took a landspeeder course as a kid...
*Beler notices the AT-STs are flanked by AT-PTs*
Come on! We don't want to have to run...
*Beler notices that the house they were just in had a gas barbecque (sp?), with a cylinder full of flammable gas*
Come on! If we get going I can snipe the cannister and burn the place!
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11-01-2002, 08:34 PM
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Kioet to all: "Let's get the hell out of here!"
*Kioet hops into the driver seat of the speeder, the others follow, Beler takes the rear gun turret (think flash speeder from battle for naboo)*
Kioet: "Everybody ready?"
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11-03-2002, 05:09 PM
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*The speeder drives away, and Beler fires from long range, smiling as the village is englufed in flames*
Nice job people...now get us to the nearest city..
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11-04-2002, 11:49 PM
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"as fast as possible!!"
*Kioet floors the speeder, driving wrecklessly he heads for a small hill, away from the road, the speeder goes flying up over it, nearly throwing everyone out*
Kioet: "Sorry, i was just being cautious at the last moment, pehaps they mined the road?"
*Kioet drives the speeder through the city's entrance, does a 180 and stops, almost immediately stormtroopers start firing from within the city*
Kioet: "Stupid idiots, they're just asking for this!"
*Kioet throws everyone out of the speeder, and takes off going at max speed towards the group of stormtroopers stupid enough to be close to eachother, the stormtroopers are surprised by this, and before they could act, Kioet smashes into them, knocking them all unconscious or dead*
*Kioet stops the speeder, and hops out, looking at the dead stormtroopers*
Kioet: "Bantha Fodder!"
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11-05-2002, 02:08 AM
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thedeadlymoose
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*Kensin groans. He'd landed on his hurt arm*
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11-05-2002, 03:40 PM
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There's a city a few klicks ahead...we can hide out there...start a resistance cell...go!
*Beler notices his clip is running low*
And make it quick...
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11-06-2002, 06:13 PM
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Officer: "Sir! It seems like we had got teh rebels on the run, the area is clear."
Ivan: "Good, capture any survivors, make more landing parties along with more walkers and support artillary, and spread out to other possible places with in two-hundred kilometers of the base."
Officer: "Sir!" *The officer begins to give out orders to what gets done exactly has his CO instructs him...*
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11-16-2002, 05:00 AM
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((OOS: Scar, can you please try to interact with our characters? You're kinda making the thread difficult  ))
Kensin: I just want to get off this planet...
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11-17-2002, 09:16 PM
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hurry up and get off the planet
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11-18-2002, 02:15 PM
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[OOS: Scar, actually read the damn backstory. The point of this RPG is, and I'm going to spell it out so you notice:
THE STORY IS ABOUT A GROUP OF RESISTANCE FIGHTERS LIBERATING THE PLANET THEMSELVES. THEY DO NOT NEED TO LEAVE THE SYSTEM]
*The group speeder into a small town and park at the edge. Entering on foot, they quickly buy utilitarian clothing and rent a storage container for their main weapons (can't carry sniper rifles and missle launchers around a town!), and go to a bar*
Guys...check out the area. See if you can make contact with any other guys from our base.
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11-21-2002, 12:04 AM
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*Kensin gets a sling for his arm* Can we do that without giving ourselves away? I was just transferred here...I don't know of any signals the others might have...just my luck.
*gloom* And that's assuming any of the others survived...
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11-21-2002, 02:08 PM
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*Beler sits at the bar and gasps. The barman is his old friend, Colonel Ikor. He is a short Ithorian, and, traditionally, is cleaning the inside of a glass with a rag*
Ikor: I'm going to make this quick, Beler. I can't fight. *He gestures at his foot*. The Imps got my leg. But I heard there's a cell in the town, couple of guys from the base. You can find them in the docking bays, but be careful, cities under martial law, remember.
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11-22-2002, 12:51 AM
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*Kioet wonders over to the nearest person he sees*
Kioet: Hey, know where they're keeping the refugees?
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11-22-2002, 10:20 PM
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*Ivan goes up to the nearest officer*
Ivan: "Have my shuttle prepared with an escort. I wish to take some operations on the survice myself, things are not getting done. And send out another suppy of walkers. One more thing, make sure the traitor remains in his cell, and reduce his quanity of how much he's eating per meal down a bit."
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11-29-2002, 02:24 PM
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Ikor: They got them in a camp a click from here. If you want, I can get you in touch with local resistance and get them to give you a hand.
Beler: I'm going. You guys in?
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11-30-2002, 01:49 AM
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Kensin: I suppose. *coughs* It doesn't matter, really. We'll probably just get killed faster. *gulps another drink* And that isn't just the bluir ale talking...
*Customer wanders by* Excuse me sir? You're taking bacta? *looks at the bacta patches and the sling* You really shouldn't be drinking that then...it'll make you sick...*at Kensin's look, he wanders away a little more quickly*
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11-30-2002, 03:19 PM
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*After landing on planet side, Ivan and a group of commanders discuss how to find survivors.*
Ivan pointing on a map: "Alright, I want three equal squadrons formed." *Pointing to a canyon area.* "The First will scout this ridge here, check every nook and cranny." *Pointing to a wid eopen area.* "The second will scout and create a base operations there. Set up communications to the Star destoryer from there, and relay any requests for reenforcements from either yourselves or the First and Third Squads..." *Points to a town.* "Third I want the town u nder our control in any menas nessary, just declare Martial Law on it or something, make as little civilian kills as possible. Move out."
*The commanders salute Ivan, and proceed with their operations... Each squadron having approx 7 Imperilal Walkers, 15 Chicken walks ^.^, and 3 to 5 regiments of Stormtroopers...*
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11-30-2002, 05:02 PM
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Scar: If by "Imperial Walkers" you're refering to AT-AT's (being the ones with 4 legs)-at this point they haven't been invented. I have mentioned this before]
Beler: Why shouldn't he drink with bacta...and how do you know
*He uses the ID code should troops become scattered and the planet occupied*
Flash?
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12-01-2002, 02:17 AM
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*The man stops and smiles* It's just that bluir ale contains ingredients that don't react well with bacta...*using the responding ID code* Adam.
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12-01-2002, 02:28 AM
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Kioet: I'm in.
Battle is a pure form of expression. It is heart and discipline, reduced to movement and motion. In battle, the words are swept away, giving way to actions-- mercy, sacrifice, anger, fear. These are pure moments of expression.
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12-01-2002, 04:19 PM
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Beler: We're going after some refugees. The Imps have interred them in a camp near here. Will you help us?
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12-04-2002, 11:18 PM
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*The man smiles* Of course. As a matter of fact, I escaped from that refugee camp just last night. I came here hoping to find help. Some of us have found a way to get inside.
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12-05-2002, 04:47 PM
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A way in? How? It could be very helpful. Give us all the info you can,
Ikor, a juri juice for this man.
*Listens intently*
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12-07-2002, 08:36 PM
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Man: *lowering his voice and leaning* Old mining tunnels. This area is littered with them. The Imperials stuck half their prefab structures right on top of what used to be a mining base and herded us in. A group of us found some open shafts after night fell and slipped out right under their noses.
The trouble is, they've increased guard since we escaped, and we have no weapons. We can't even take on a few guards, let alone a whole camp...
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12-07-2002, 11:51 PM
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Jokemaster: What systems can you deactivate?
???: Everything except life support and communications
Jokemaster: What about Cameras
???: I'm manning them, remember?
Jokemaster: nice serving with you again
???: A pleasure here captain
*??? deactivates all systems except life support and communications for 10 minutes, allowing jokemaster to escape and sneak into a closet, changing into a captains uniform*
Jokemaster: Where is the hangar located from here?
???: go straight ahead, then to the right
*jokemaster arrives in hangar*
Jokemaster: thanks, you sure you wont be caught?
???: as sure as i was with the prank
Jokemaster: they never found out it was you did they?
???: no
Jokemaster: until next time
???:Power on in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....
*power comes back on*
???:0.
*Jokemaster steals a shuttle, plants cherry bombs in the hallway, sabotages 4 of the fastest ships,leaves his "calling card" (a datapad with his signature and a message on it) and flies to the planet*
The datapad says:
Sorry to check out early, but the service here is awful
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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12-14-2002, 05:24 PM
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Man: *continues* A few of us sliced into the Imperial database with a stolen datapad. We've found the locations of a few convoys that we could raid to get weapons. Any help would be more than appreciated.
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