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Old 03-13-2003, 08:16 PM   #41
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would you mind coming with me Mr...... topshot


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Old 03-14-2003, 05:20 PM   #42
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Toppy gets out of his booth.

Topshot:"What?!? Am I being arrested or somethin'?"


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Old 03-14-2003, 08:42 PM   #43
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Zehro bursts in the cantina wearing grim reaper type of clothes, sees topshot with a very happy expression


Zehro-hey...bro walks to a security bot. "here take my energy blade, i don't need it in a place like this.
*sees the alien talking to his bro* Zehro walks up to the alien and asks what he is talking to topshot for.


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Old 03-14-2003, 09:16 PM   #44
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*Dahren Flen enters the cantina. He is wearing a black robe with a hood over his face and two holstered DL-44's. He also has a belt with energy cells, 6 grenades, a mechanical right hand with a retractable knife attached to the wrist, and a grapnel device attached to the left hand. He drops his hood to reveal a scar running down his left cheek, long black hair, and a Kyle Katarn-like beard.*

Security droid: Hand over your weapons. You will get them back when you leave.

D. Flen: No problem. I've been looking all over this town for a decent cantina.

*He removes his DL-44's, clips, grenades, knife, and grapnel.*

S.D.: I believe you will find our establishment much to your liking.

*Walks to the bar*

D. Flen: Bartender! I'll have a Death Star Special.

Welmin: Death Star Special, huh? I'm not familiar with that drink, no.

D. Flen: I'll explain. You mix a whole bunch of drinks together, at least 5, doesn't matter what kinds. Then you set a blaster to low power and fire it into the glass.

Welmin: I'll go do that.
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Old 03-14-2003, 10:25 PM   #45
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captain ej finishes his drink, and walks over to welmin.

ej: so welmin anything new?

welmin: nope

ej: hmmm is there anybody that needs a charter

welmin: if u stick around im sure there will be somebody that needs a pirate captain and his crew. hey ill give u another bottle of moxie for free!!

ej: well can i at least have my 2 flint locks?

welmin: i can't let u have them-this is a peaceful establishment.

ej: fine fine. just give me that bottle.


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Old 03-14-2003, 10:36 PM   #46
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*jokemaster comes into the cantina wearing casual clothes*
Security Droid: Hand over your weapons. You will get them back when you leave.
Jokemaster: sure
*jokemaster gives the security droid two blasters, a sniper rifle, an E-11 blaster rifle, and old lightsaber, a rapid fire machinge gun, a sub-machine gun, 9 knives, 8 thermal detonators, 7 packs of C-4, 6 vials of acid, 5 clips of ammo, 4 miniblasters, and a rabid dog.*
Jokemaster: here you go
*jokemaster orders a drink and sits down at the bar*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 03-17-2003, 03:14 PM   #47
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would you mind coming over to this table with me mr ..... topshot.


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Old 03-17-2003, 07:16 PM   #48
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I do not mind at all, just as long as you inform me on what this deal is all about.


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Old 03-17-2003, 07:48 PM   #49
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Mr topshot, we have you down for breaking so many laws I could shoot you right now if I hadnt just given my blaster to the securitie droid over their. Now all we want is the codes to the rebel mainframe and well erase everything on you, is that so much to ask?


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Old 03-17-2003, 07:59 PM   #50
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Dahren overhears this and sneaks behind the black alien (RandomMonkey's character)

Dahren: I just couldn't help overhearing this... conversation. Now I don't know either of you gentlemen, but I happen to like the Rebels. [As he says this, he turns his head both ways to check if anyone is eavesdropping. It's all clear] As I was saying, if you value your life at all you will leave your... friend alone, leave this place, and forget about Mr. Topshot here. And don't even try to ambush us in the town, or you'll lose a garrison of stormtroopers. Now get lost.
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Old 03-17-2003, 09:29 PM   #51
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Topshot: "So, you work for the Empire, eh? Let's go outside and, ahem, settle this!"


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Old 03-18-2003, 01:46 PM   #52
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*At the very mention of the words "Rebel Mainframe" and "Empire" Guorask leaps to his feet and draws his blaster,
aiming it at the Imperial . As a Bothan Spy, he helps safeguard thos codes*

"No. I think I'll end this here, Imperial! I hope you haven't had a bad life, because you don't have long to count your sins!"


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Old 03-18-2003, 03:09 PM   #53
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[Hey dude their are no wepons in cantina and if their are then you screwed]
please I insist, shoot bothan scum, just let it be known that their is an entire division on dark troopers waiting outside so if you disagree with me your lives will be much shortened or you can give me the codes, its your choice


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Old 03-18-2003, 05:07 PM   #54
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Topshot:"Darktrooper, eh? Too bad they can't harm me........"

*Takes out an x-ray machine, showing that his bones are pure adamantium.*

"I'm indestructible. If you want to arrest me, fine, but it's your funeral."

*Places out his wrists.*

"Okay. Cuff me!"

*crosses 2 fingers while being cuffed.*


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Old 03-18-2003, 05:48 PM   #55
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*into microphone*Lord Sidious we have captured the rebel please stand by with escorst (overhead the sound of tie fighters is heard) (into the bar wlaks a group of storm and dark troopers) Take the bothan also the imperial gestapo alien idicates


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Old 03-18-2003, 05:57 PM   #56
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captain ej gets up from his drink

"hey u guys we can't have imperials in here,!"


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Old 03-18-2003, 06:08 PM   #57
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we arnt gonna bother you return to your drink we are just taking these two.


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Old 03-18-2003, 06:21 PM   #58
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As soon as Topshot is escorted into an Imperial Cruiser, he grins. An Imperial scout ponders what he is planning.

Smashing all of the Imperials' heads in, Topshot quickly sets the autopilot to head for the sun and runs outta there like heck, quickly taking a commlink from the main console and saving the Bothan as well.

"Seeya later suckers!!!!"


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Old 03-18-2003, 06:41 PM   #59
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[Yes the Imps arrested me too]

Dahren: You think you're getting away without me?

*Dahren runs for the nearest escape pod.*
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Old 03-18-2003, 07:18 PM   #60
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Topshot: "No, just forgot about yah! I apologize!"


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Old 03-18-2003, 08:11 PM   #61
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[HEHHEHEHE you forgot the ties]
a squadrom flight (thats 6 in this case) of TIE defenders aproaches and BEGINS TO OPEN FIRE WITH ION AND MAG PULSE WEPONRY


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Old 03-18-2003, 08:49 PM   #62
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Fortunately for us, this cruiser is outfitted with a new type of escape pods designed to make escaping from attacking Rebels a lot easier. They come with the shields equivelant to an X-Wing, more powerful engines and maneuvering thrusters, a rear-mounted dual ion cannon, those annoying homing mines from X-Wing Alliance, those "Flares" that intercept missiles, again, from X-Wing Alliance, and a hyperdrive.

*We speed away from the TIE/D's while I fire at the TIE's with the Ion Cannon and fire flares at the mag pulses.*
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Old 03-18-2003, 09:20 PM   #63
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Topshot: "Heh, thanks for covering me! Now it's my turn!"

*Fires a couple blastercannon shots at heavily armed Tie Bombers from the escape pod.


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Old 03-19-2003, 02:58 PM   #64
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Dang foiled again the TIE's launch into hyperspace


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Old 03-31-2003, 05:14 PM   #65
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The doors to the cantina open up revieling light from the streets as a man in black strives his way in,He then walks up to the bar counter looking from side to side then at Welmin.
"Yo, You buyin deathsticks,I just got a bunch from the streets,good price too."
-Mobius then slides his hand around his waiste area looking behind him,Paranoid he seems.


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Old 04-12-2003, 07:08 AM   #66
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The doors open, and reveal a sexual being of great proportion. His name was Ron Jeremy, he was a short stalky ugly guy who was in dier need of a drink. He goes up to the bartender and gives him a great big smile and says, "Y'know this place kinda reminds me of a bar I used to go to a few years back, it was called 'Cheers'.


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Old 04-13-2003, 12:50 AM   #67
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Originally posted by Boba Fett37
The doors open, and reveal a sexual being of great proportion. His name was Ron Jeremy, he was a short stalky ugly guy who was in dier need of a drink. He goes up to the bartender and gives him a great big smile and says, "Y'know this place kinda reminds me of a bar I used to go to a few years back, it was called 'Cheers'.
LMFAO ROFL!omg! thats the highlight of my week! XD


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Old 04-24-2003, 01:01 AM   #68
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A man in a red-with-black-top trenchcoat, long silver hair, and a demonic look to him, walked into the bar. The security droid went up to him.

Droid: Hand over your weapons, you will receive them as you leave.

Man: Sure, why not.

The man hands over a rather large sword and two handguns.

Welmin looked hard at the man and grinned. "Aye! Craig, what happened to you? You changed so much you look like you went to heck and back!"

Craig grinned and only replied, "Things happen, and I got rid of the armor, I can fight better without it now."

[Edit: I'm updating my char profile now since my avatar doesn't show my char good enough lol.]

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Old 04-24-2003, 03:23 AM   #69
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Re-entering orbit at a rapid speed, Topshot's escape pod begins to burn and tear. Like a meteor, the sound can be heard for miles around.

Somewhere outside of town, his ship lands roughly, the exterior screeching against solid metal. 5 minutes after, the ship comes to a halt. People of all races gather around the site of the wreckage, pondering how such a thing could happen.

The sound could be heard all across town, reaching from the markets all the way to Welmin's.

A man slowly climbs from the disaster. A man wearing a now dusty felt tipped hat, and torn overcoat.

"Hoo boy! What a rough landing!" he says to no one but himself.
"Time to get me another drink........."

With that said, the man walks off to the cantina known as Welmin's.


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Old 04-24-2003, 11:27 AM   #70
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Craig turned and smiled as Topshot entered the room. Craig rose and turned, "Hello my good old friend, how's life been treating you? And what was that blasted sound outside?"
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Old 04-24-2003, 08:53 PM   #71
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Topshot turns a look to Craig, gazing at him as if he were trying to remember him. After all, he had never seen him without his armor on.

"Life's been treating me pretty rough lately. Was captured and taken aboard RandomMonkey's Imperial cruiser. Met up with a guy called Dahren there. Seems he was also captured for some reason. After about 4 hours or so, we had escaped using 2 of RandomMonkey's new escape pods and met up with a couple Tie Bombers along the way. That sound you heard was my escape pod landing roughly on the surface just a couple miles outside of town. Aside from that, everything's okay."

He then grabs a seat near the bar.

"How have things been going for you? I noticed your not wearing that old armor I last seen you wearing. By the looks of it, I'd say you've gotten stronger."


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Old 04-25-2003, 08:22 PM   #72
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*Thrindel walks in, dressed in his Mandalorian battle armour. The other people looks at him. Its not often you see a Mandalorian. There arent too many left of them*

Security Droid: Hand over your weapons please.

Thrindel: Very well...

*He hands over his weapons and seats by a dark cornertable*


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Old 04-25-2003, 10:03 PM   #73
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"Yeah, I've gone through some changes lately." He replied, sitting down and sipping his drink. He brushed some of his hair out of his eyes so he could see clearly, then smirked. "Life's been much harder for me on my end, being I seem to pick more fights"
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:13 PM   #74
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captain ej gets up from his seat in a alcove and walks over to craig and topshot.

ej: hello mr. topshot. hello mr. craig, i got some options for the both of u. please come and sit with me to have a drink.


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Old 04-26-2003, 12:55 AM   #75
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Craig nodded and went to the table he wanted them to sit at, and sat down to wait for him to talk.

"So, what are these options you speak of? This is a free cantina, didn't know we had options to do things that we had to do or sometihng." Craig was obviously joking, and the hint of sarcasm was obvious.
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Old 04-26-2003, 09:51 AM   #76
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Topshot follows his old friend Craig and EJ to the table where they would discuss these options.

"Captain EJ, long time no see. What is it that you ask of us?"


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ej: mr. topshot u remember that mission that i asked u guys back at my mansion?

topshot: yes?

ej: as the result of losing alot of men during the war with luminaro, i have now gained another brigade of men. the mission is to make war against a rival known as lance. when most of my crew members found out who we were attacking they left me and decided to join up with lance.

craig: i see.

ej: so what i need to do is take this guy out, destroy his base, and get my crew members back. my only loyal members that are left is, paul, austin, and anthony.


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Old 04-26-2003, 12:39 PM   #78
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Topshot:"So most of your guys were unsure of themselves when they found out who you were going to attack, so they decided to chicken out of your resistance army and joined up with Lance, hmm? What are his motives for using our men? If he's a darksider like Luminaro, I can understand. I'll help you take him out. That all right if you were to come along, Craig?"


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Old 04-26-2003, 05:18 PM   #79
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ej: that basically sums it up topshot. are u with me craig? heck u got ur sword and pistols. ull be good on this mission.


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Craig thought over it for a minute, his hair getting in the way of his face, masking how hard he really was considering it. Craig looked up with a cocky smirk. "What's in it for me? I'll help even if there isn't any, but just thought I'd ask, and what's the catch anyway? Not many come to me for help." He considered over his own skill for a minute, then asked another question, "About how many people will we be up against in a fight? I'm still in the job, just curious."
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