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04-28-2003, 11:35 PM
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Davin: "Sure thing." *Throws on a trenchcoat.* "I need to get some air. I'll be back in a few hours..."
*Davin leaves, closing the door behind him.*
Jes: "I wonder whats that about? He even forgot to at least carry a weapon on him... Thats odd."
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04-29-2003, 08:44 PM
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Foley: eh, kid can take care of himself, i'm more worried about who he fought with.
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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04-30-2003, 07:54 AM
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*A lone man walks around the side of the warehouse. He wears a heavy overcoat to cover the bulge of the high caliber pistol on his hip.*
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04-30-2003, 11:52 AM
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Davin: *whom managed to get around behind the lone man* "Hi there, can I ask if you have any business here, or am I..." *tries to grap for his sword that he accidently left behind...* 'Sh*t...'
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04-30-2003, 06:43 PM
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*John turns around and recognises Davin.*
John: You!
*John pulls out his Webley and fires.*
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04-30-2003, 07:56 PM
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*Davin jumps to the side in the right time, barely... Davin's coat got a large hole blown between his body and his left arm.*
Davin: "Alright, I hate pricks..."
*Davin attempts to charge again but then doubles over with a sharp pain in his side... At the same time Jes jumps out, having heard the boom of the gun, cocks a shotgun at the stanger...*
Jes: "I wouldn't move if I were you..."
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05-01-2003, 12:27 AM
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*aims his already pumped shotgun at John from an arm's distance away*
Ed: Drop your gun and kick it away from you
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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05-04-2003, 07:23 PM
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*John kicks Foley in the knee, the other man goes foward and John uses him as a shield, he wrenches Foley's gun from him and comes up with it pointed at Jess.
John: You drop it. Or your friend gets a lead asprin. *Pointes gun at Foley's head.*
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05-04-2003, 11:30 PM
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*Foley mouths "Shoot him" to Jess*
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
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05-05-2003, 12:30 AM
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*Jessica becomes very worried at the streeful situation, the end of the shotgun begins to shake a little.
Suddenly a red muscular arm, grabs the gun from John's hand and points it upward, a fire goes off. The person whom decked out all in red pulls back on the gun, taking it away from john, and throwing it behind him, after that the man of red takes a few steps back and falls to his knees in pain.*
Jessica: "David!"
Davin: *reverting* "I gotta stop doing that whem I'm so wounded, or I'll never heal..."
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05-05-2003, 05:09 PM
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*Suddenly John is hoisted into the air. Xander walks toward him, his right arm extended*
Xander: Try anything and you will be the first person to ever have a black hole in their windpipe...
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05-05-2003, 05:49 PM
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*John flails and curses.*
John: You'll never take me alive! I'll DIE before I tell you anything.
*John pulls a pin from his jacket and tosses it to Foley. He catches it instinctivly.*
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05-05-2003, 07:56 PM
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Jessica: "Grenade!"
*Davin and Jess scamper backwards.*
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05-06-2003, 03:30 PM
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*Xander drops John and picks up the grenade, launching it high into the air*
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05-06-2003, 07:01 PM
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*John makes a run for it and vaults over a fence, he dissapears about the same time the group realises the grenade is a dud.*
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05-06-2003, 07:03 PM
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Davin: "Damnit! I'll find him sooner or later..."
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05-08-2003, 05:31 PM
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*John climbs out of the dumpster and places C4 charges on the wharehouse wall.*
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05-08-2003, 07:04 PM
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*With his increased sense of hearing, Foley hears Jonh setting the C4*
Foley: we got to go, now!
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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05-08-2003, 10:58 PM
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*Davin runs picking up Jessica.*
Davin: "Alright that bastard gots to go..."
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05-10-2003, 06:49 PM
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*John runs and takes cover behind another building, the charges detonate, the wall ripples and then blows inwards.*
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05-10-2003, 08:17 PM
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*Foley grabs Xander and runs to the exit. He reaches it moments before the charges blow*
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
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05-11-2003, 12:50 PM
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Xander: Wha?! Thanks man! You...saved me! Honour among mutants, eh?
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05-11-2003, 01:19 PM
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Foley: More like I don't want the police asking more questions about this werehouse right outside
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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05-11-2003, 02:41 PM
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Davin: "Let's get out of here, dealing with the police doesnt sound right."
*Jessica runs outside and gets the van, while davin begins to collect things that are nessary quickly.*
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05-11-2003, 03:36 PM
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*Foley runs to where the charges were detonated, picks up some of the remains of the C4 and runs back to the van*
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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05-13-2003, 02:19 PM
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Xander: Now where...
*There is a blinding flash, and suddenly a freakishly gangled, white skinned man, about Xander's age, stands before him*
Omega: Wow. The primary unit is good old Xander.
Xander: You....didn't you go into computing after we left school?
Omega: Don't change the subject. We came from the same source. They want you dead, and they want me to do it.
*Omega fires several laser blasts from his hands*
I can control light!
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05-14-2003, 11:44 PM
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*Foley sees the light and Omega firing lasers*
Foley: This just got complicated,
*Pumps shotgun and puts a round in the chamber on his 9mm
Foley: I don't like complicated
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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05-14-2003, 11:49 PM
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*Davin whom had just retrieved his sword, unshieves it. The mid day sun reflects somelight off from it, and Davin gets an idea...*
Davin: "Xander, use this!"
*Davin throws the sword at Xander, making sure the handle could be caught.*
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05-15-2003, 03:42 PM
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Omega: Heh. You can't suck in light yet, so...
*Omega drains all the light from around Xander's eyes*
Xander: I don't need eyes to see you. Gravity still pulls on you!
*Launches Omega into the air, only for Omega to vanish*
Damn. He disappeared.
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06-10-2003, 12:57 AM
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*The sword lands, brushing up agenst Xander's side.*
Davin: "Okay, I throw you a sword for you to deflect light at him... and it hits the ground..."
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06-10-2003, 09:46 AM
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Foley: Should've thrown a knife, better balance.
*He hears police cars approaching*
Foley: We gotta go before any more show up
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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06-11-2003, 09:56 AM
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Davin: *picking up sword* "The sword has alot of balence. Yo just have to know how to wield it... Let's go..."
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06-11-2003, 10:16 AM
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*Foley reaches the van and climbs in, immidieatly he turned on the modified radio, built to recieve police waves only.*
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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06-11-2003, 02:00 PM
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((Radios aren't modified to pick up police frequencies, they are just made that way  ))
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06-11-2003, 03:14 PM
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Xander: Hell...do you know what this means?
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06-11-2003, 04:01 PM
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Davin: "Yep, no one likes us. It's not like it did to begin with..."
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06-11-2003, 06:30 PM
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*The Police cars draw up to John.*
Cop: Stick your hands up.
John: I'm with MI6, I have autherization.....
Cop2: Stick your god damm hands up!
John: *Patiently.* John Farrow, MI6. Now just let me show you my card.
Cop: TICK 'EM UP, NOW!
John: Look........
*Cop2 brings up a shotgun, John ducks just in time. The cop fires.
John rolls behind a trash can and pulls the two halves of his SLR off his back and snaps then together, then locks the pins in place. He cocks the weapon, loads a mag and re-cocks.
John switches to full auto and sprays the cops with 7.62 rifle fire.*
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06-11-2003, 08:00 PM
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((You misunderstand, it was modified to recieve those only, with no other interfirence))
*Foley hears the machinge gun*
Foley: ****, he's got a machine gun, SLR probably, we got to go back.
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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06-11-2003, 08:25 PM
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((Do you guys want the paramaters for the SLR, or are you not bothered?))
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06-11-2003, 08:31 PM
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((Some would be nice, I'm always on the look out for weapons I may use to take over the world New knowledge, espacially when it's used in an RPG. Ignore everything after the first comma.))
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
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